Iceland edition
/brit/
I bought it because of nostalgia for my high school days.
sue sweat
genuinely wish death upon every yank who ruins my British culture thread
gonna roll a spliff
Pics
yeah, I bought some presents for myself and wrapped them up and put them round a tree
I put some christmas music and opened them all up on christmas day
miss icelad (midget)
Are you one of those fascists that loves the racial, cultural, and linguistic purity of Iceland?
I am.
Iceland's flag is like a Netto brand version of the Union flag.
Miss icelad (nonce)
mmm armpits
mates were seeing who could punch a brick wall the hardest and i did it and now my knuckles are bleeding and i think one of them is broke lmao
i think i won
Desu I don't even like other Italian Americans only Sicilians who come from the same city my family is from (messina)
Mental that 2017 had USA's most deadliest mass shooting ever and nobody barely remembers it because the motive was unknown
2 + 2 IS 4
MINUS 1 IS 3
QUICK MAFS
is this nonce or the fabled 3rd icelad
don't like you at all
northerners
Is /brit/ the most popular thing Sup Forums has to offer?
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quality thread
based non-EU Atlantic islands
MUH EMPIRE
that's icenonce
well done mate, can't remember the last time i won a game of brickboxing
Don't like peckerwoods either.
Can i have a quick rundown on the icelads?
how the fuck did you guess correctly?
Please don't make an edition about my wifes son again.
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Best ways to smoke weed:
1. hookah
2. bong
3. joint
4. pipe/one hitter
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9001. mixing it with tobacco
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9000001. blunt
denmark is a qt
>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic construction worker
In 1328, Edward III of England unsuccessfully claimed the French throne. Edward's mother was Isabella of France, the only surviving child of Philip IV of France.
Edward III claimed the throne of France after the death of his uncle Charles IV of France.
The right of succession cannot be derived from a female line. This was invoked in 1328 by Philip, Count of Valois, to counter the claims of Edward III of England, making the succession exclusive to the Capetian family.
Edward III had to give in, and for nine years the matter seemed resolved.
To alleviate the English pressure on the Scots, Philip VI seized the French possessions of Edward III.
if it gets you high who cares
lower echelons prove their worth with strange acts of violence, whereas civilized stock prove their worth with strange acts of defeatism
that is why the Northerners are superior
that means you're built like a pole or a lithuanian lad
Not that user, but southerners wouldn't hurt their knockles because they'd be giving the wall an effeminate open-hand slap. Except in London where they'd see who can behead it.
In Scotland they'd headbutt it.
icenonce is the younger of the two but has a receding hairline, posts snapchats of himself, likes cars and having sex with 15-year-olds
icemidget is a literal elf who statistically was probably the shortest adult male in iceland. he first showed up after the euros and used to make really funny posts
-Danish Crown bow to the icelad
-In contact with aliens
-Possesses psychic-like abilities
-Controls Iceland with an iron but fair fist
-Owns brewstores globally
-Direct descendant of Erik the Red's blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Iceladia will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be icelad babies
-Is said to be a nonce, such thing on Earth has only existed deep in the easternmost of Asia
-Ancient scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with him
don't care for the yank opinion of anything
Hate my life, I've made an enemy out of every body I've come to known in my short life
So I know of
1. Manlet Icelander
2. Nonce Icelander
3. Anime Icelander
Am I missing any? Are there any overlaps there?
Hello, did you read The Economist Christmas special?
Tell me about elves.
icenonce is also a bisexual druggie
I DEMAND AN ICELANDIC BOYFRIEND
no why do you ask?
the elves are elitist cunts trying to stop the orcs from industrialising
I need and want to kill myself right now but I don't know how can't take it anymore please God kill me
how are homosexuals treated in iceland?
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how come
Firmly but fairly
pretty much like any other supermarket
My [31F] husband [36M] of 3 years came into a lot of money and now wants me to sign a post-nuptial agreement.
like the fags they are
Kayla Harrison is a 5'8" and 165 lbs judoka
dont care
continue....
Give this number a call: 116 123
stacey pengley is actual so peng
never felt happiness or experienced anything good
summer
if i correctly guess my post number, good luck for us all
Because it had a long article about Iceland. Think you're a proxy who became a fan.
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any /aesthete/ men in
umm sweety.... "no"
love soy me
Which subsector of industry do you lads work in? This took a long time so please respond.
Oil & Gas
>Exploration & Production, Integrated Oil & Gas, Oil Equipment & Services, Pipelines, Renewable, Energy Equipment, Alternative Fuels
Basic Materials
>Commodity Chemicals, Specialty Chemicals, Forestry, Paper, Aluminium, Nonferrous Metals, Iron & Steel, Coal, Diamonds & Gemstones, General Mining, Gold Mining, Platinum & Precious Metals
Industrials
>Building Materials & Fixtures, Heavy Construction, Aerospace, Defence, Containers & Packaging, Diversified Industrials, Electrical Components & Equipment, Electronic Equipment, Commercial Vehicles & Trucks, Industrial Machinery, Delivery Services, Marine Transportation, Railroads, Transportation Services, Trucking, Business Support Services, Business Training & Employment Agencies, Financial Administration, Industrial Suppliers, Waste & Disposal Services
Consumer Goods
>Automobiles, Auto Parts, Tyres, Brewers, Distillers & Vintners, Soft Drinks, Farming & Fishing, Food Products, Durable Household Products, Nondurable Household Products, Furnishings, Home Construction, Consumer Electronics, Recreational Products, Toys, Clothing & Accessories, Footwear, Personal Products, Tobacco
Health Care
>Health Care Providers, Medical Equipment, Medical Supplies, Biotechnology, Pharmaceuticals
To be continued...
neet to know who the grill on the left is
You need mates. Get a job, find a friendly lad and go to the pub.
nah just a shutin who doesn't read normie publications
pic related my iceland folder
wish there were more clever people i could discuss science with
whats stopped you from being happy?
im fucking battered lads
Iranians are subhuman. They openly lie about their herritage in the USA and say they are Greek or Italian.
uh huh honey
business idea: devolution for england outside of london
Continued
Consumer Services
>Drug Retailers, Food Retailers & Wholesalers, Apparel Retailers, Broadline Retailers, Home Improvement Retailers, Specialized Consumer Services, Specialty Retailers, Broadcasting & Entertainment, Media Agencies, Publishing, Airlines, Gambling, Hotels, Recreational Services, Restaurants & Bars, Travel & Tourism
Telecommunications
>Fixed Line Telecommunications, Mobile Telecommunications
Utilities
>Conventional Electricity, Alternative Electricity, Gas Distribution, Multiutilities, Water
Financials
>Banks, Full Line Insurance, Insurance Brokers, Property & Casualty Insurance, Reinsurance, Life Insurance, Real Estate Holding & Development, Real Estate Services, Industrial & Office REITs, Retail REITs, Residential REITs, Diversified REITs, Speciality REITs, Mortgage REITs, Hotel & Lodging REITs, Asset Managers, Consumer Finance, Speciality Finance, Investment Services, Mortgage Finance, Equity Investment Instruments, Nonequity Investment Instruments
Technology
Computer Services, Internet, Software, Computer Hardware, Electronic Office Equipment, Semiconductors, Telecommunications Equipment
TRP is a truly deranged community
shit
e=mc2
The Capetian–Plantagenet rivalry spanned several centuries.
The House of Plantagenet ruled over the largest kingdom since Charlemagne: half of France, all of England, and parts of Ireland and Wales, and received homage from Scotland, and occasionally Castile.
This brought them into conflict with the kings of France of the House of Capet. France was still the foremost kingdom in Western Europe in terms of power, population, and influence.
The Plantagenets were famed for their martial spirit and for their Catholic piety. The wealth of the Plantagenet kings was definitely regarded as bigger than the Capetians.
screeching at one of my flatmate's christmas presents
it's a mug with pictures of frank reynolds, joey coco diaz and his dad on it
drifted away from all the friends I've ever had, I can't help but leave everyone eventually
the way my brain is wired I guess
its truth
post the iceland wojak pls
Very smart folder friend
business idea: annex the faroe islands and iceland
>ywn cuddle with Icelad in the warm, sulfurous waters of a geothermal spa as the Northern Lights dance overhead in the cold night sky
I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.
Wish I had intelligent people to discuss Stewart Lee with
here you go
thank you lad
Are you content to be occupied and protected by American aeroplanes? Are you content to be in the position of an old woman, jipped by her young relations? You who were the greatest power on earth fifty years ago, and still can be! Why do I say, 'you still can be'? Because, my friends, I know you, I know the British people! I know that twice in my lifetime in the world war I fought in, in the world war the younger men fought in. We the British have put our effort, our energy of valor, of heroism, unequalled in the history of mankind.
that body is fucking insane, how the fuck is that a woman
imagine if she kicked you in the head, wtf.
her mouth is attack on titan-tier
the sort of men who obsess over things like pre-nuptials probably have it coming t bh