/ausnz/

Amerimutt edition
yanks OUT

yanks

2nd for America

should be Muhammad or something instead of Imperial

Don't you niggers have a sovereign state to invade?

we are a monarchy. maybe they want to bring us democracy and get lost searching.

also me on the left

Nope, I'm just some other dumb american girl (male)
>try
Oh, I wouldn't just try, I'd succeed. I know exactly how to break fuckbois like you into obedient property, though honestly you would as I said probably just drop to your hands and knees and bed to be stepped on immediately anyway.

It's cute to see you deny it though, I bet you're even blushing.

Shut the fuck up you little faggot. Obey your superiors you irrelevant little shit.

we won't do that until fracking dies down, no sense in invading for oil when it's at 60 bucks a barrel

peewees are so cute

I'm sorry Conway
But America has to be filtered today, this is too much cringe.

Nice try, but I'm no fuckboi. I give you points for effort though, I know the kiwis in this thread stand no chance.

dumb Yankees

wow you're so tsundere

>anime incel faggots talkin shit
Australia is an exception but New Zealand? Go fuck yourselves

Poo Peeland is literally Cringe: The Country.

>I'm not fuckboi
I dunno fuckboi, that sounds a lot like something a fuckboi would say...
me on the right

why are yanks so rude?

tought you didnt like him?

This, Poo Peeland is pathetic. This thread is now property of the United States of America.

>tfw no poo peeland peewee bf

I just want to be friends

so many triggered dandies, it's so perfect

>too much cringe
Anime_screenshot4827.png

>Gets btfo
>t-t-triggered
Go shove something up your ass soyboy.
>captcha: Balzac Calle

Yanks fuck off reeeee

no pls

Back from my walk around the city.

G-guys I already hate it. Can someone come save me?

CAN'T fucking stand weeaboos
You're all human failures that watch cartoons that a country created to rehabilitate from the shame of getting nuked

Fuck New Zealand
Fuck anime
Fuck everyone that hates my country

Why are Americans exclusively Sup Forumstier retards?
I just don't understand, no other nation is ever this retarded.

I've had nice conversations with fucking roach turks and Africans but Americans just can't be civilized.

Really makes me think

what's a soyboy?

I asked where you were going earlier but you never answered..

I found out today that AUS and NZ peeps can travel nearly visa free to the US.

Weebs literally have NO SELF AWARENESS otherwise they would hate themselves enough to either hang themselves or change their ways dramatically

There is nothing worse then pathetic soyboy bug men that unironically do nothing but post Chinese cartoon pictures day and night

Sup Forums meme about soy milk feminizing men who drink it because it has pseudo-estrogens in it. It's late 2017's version of nu-male

Are you okay

please stop upsetting my harem of cute nz and aussie boys thank you

0/10

What's a soyboy? You are.
*dabs*

Wow, you people really do ruin everything you touch don't you?
It's no wonder you're all hated.

poopy in the straw
poopy in the straw

pee pee poo poo!

poopy in the straw!

Someones triggered! What's the problem? Don't like getting bullied by your superiors?

I love you, your country, and certain anime.
I-I SAID I WAS LEAVING FOR LUNCH DESU I’M SORRY!
OwO desu lemme visit you in Mississippi or where ever you live :3

I'm off to go fishing matey
I'm sorry to leave the mutts in your care
God speed

>cute boys
Homosexuality is a mental illness, between the ages 0-10 something happened to your psyche that twisted it enough to make it think it's okay to find men sexuLly attractive (namely pedophilia)

Weebs are all faggots, homosexuals are statistically pedophiles, and they both spread aids and obvious child cruelty

GET HELP

Gonna go have a wank, hopefully when I come back the yank infestation will be over

oh it's a meaningless buzzword like cuck, I figured as much

who are you hating?
who need to get removed?

noo, I meant what city you were going to

how was lunch?

Come to murrica so I can bully you with thick cylinder like objects

have fun Chalmers

Later gator.
Have fun.

I would too but I think I should give him a rest
I've been beating it like it owes me money.

peewees getting bullied out of ausnuz
wew

I'll be thinking of you ;)

That's right faggot, run away. You make me fucking sick you worthless little shit.

jo dont you dare to talk to the karenposter like that.

...

For like the past 15 minutes I had thought you were just meming or something but it turns out you actually are just Sup Forums style shitposting.

You do sound closeted though user. I have a stockpile of cute womans clothing I can dress you in while I step on you if you want, you seem like the type of guy to like that.

I live in the AUS version of the US

The fact that someone was butthurt enough to make such an inane image brings me so much joy. Simply being an American causes so much asspain, it's glorious.

>You do sound closeted though user.
Why do you think he's here?
He's a bit confused at the moment, be easy with him.

I hope you catch many fish desu :3
L-lewd
Adelaide desu. Nice city but it’s full of trash people. Just today I’ve seen a man in a dress, a pack of violent nog youth, like 7 Abos and a shirtless man in undies walking down the street.

Save me

>yanks out
>come in anyway

Hmm, I suppose you're right. Still though, the more angry and desperate he gets the more I want to tie him up and headpat him.

t-there's nothing wrong with guys in dresses desu

could say the same about your picture

AAAAAAH user I DONT FIND BUTT STUFF NICE IM SORRY!
L-love you too desu
Cute girl.
T-Texas?

>I have a stockpile of cute womans clothing I can dress you in

you should dress me in them instead it would be fun!

but no step on me am not snek

which city lad

Shut up I bet your don't even have sea access

are trap americans welcome in NZ?

...

R-right.

OK IM GOING TO GO SWIMMING IN THE POOL NOW BYEBYE

have fun qt!

Have fun buddy.

>no step on me
Fine... I'd just have to maybe figure out other ways to degrade and booly you like bodywriting "property of /ausnz/" on you or something.

>another lewd florida user
w-wow

We should meet up and wear girls clothes and hold hands

have fun desu

are you looking for a bf or gf(male)?

What are you still doing up matey?
It's pretty late on your end.

body writing is way sexier and more degrading than being stepped on yes plz

sleep shedule is fucked and i wanted to spend some time when my kiwi friends are up desu.
but the mutts kinda ruined it.

no. im quite happy alone

Body writing is good, but I find heart shaped tatoos and writing riiight above the bits down there to be maximum lewd.

m-maybe one day me and a qt gf(male) will get one on a dare!

>sleep shedule is fucked
I know how that feels.
I've only recently fixed mine, it was a slog staying up all day though.
Are you gonna try and stay up?

last pics I took I tried to draw a heart on my thighs with lipstick

was decently cute but hard to draw that way lol

yea. gonna shave my leg and go shopping.
but will probably fall asleep during that.

I hope you have a nice day! are you a femboi?

hah, yeah. Bodywriting is one of those things that really by its nature has to be done by someone else. It's also a lot more fun that way.

Don't fall asleep in the shop buddy!

yeah but it was for someone who sadly isn't close by but still made me write on myself :s

>playing BDSM online

hope i wont.
im playing vidya to keep myself awake.

Not really. God the Swiss are such useless people.

Another storm on the way. Very dark clouds outside right now.

What can I say, I don't have bf(gf)(male) currently so I need to play a meat toilet somewhere. BDO a best for that

Is BDO worth getting?

>playing BDSM online
What game is it?
Also whatcha playing?

Fuck lad, do you usually get storms in summer?
It seems you're having a fucking fair few.

>you hate gay people despite all the problems they cause in society you must be gay XDDDDDDDD
I'm a moral person but I wouldn't mind cracking a faggot's skull on the curb
Hate the degenerate guts of the lot of you

Black Desert Online!
It's probably one of the most grind heavy games I've ever played from a gameplay perspective. It's also running on CryEngine and has the most severe pop in problems I've seen in a game made after 2005.

The main draw is the character creator though, it's probably still the best around.

>>you hate gay people despite all the problems they cause
you'd hate them because of the problems they cause you big underageb& dummi

But user you obviously are gay, why else would you be posting in the Sup Forums equivalent of /hm/

>the Sup Forums equivalent of /hm/
this would be /u/ tho

>Black Desert Online!
Thanks.
It's got a trial right?
I might give it a go sometime.

playing around in RPG maker.
and what are you doing?

>had nightmare
>wake up
>forgets about the nightmare almost instantanely
>still shiverings

anyone watching the cricket or are you dropkicks too busy watching anime