Note: there's no musical option, because that's not really what the episode's about per se, so much as an overall theme.
Christopher Russell
first for wake me up from this hiatus nightmare
Hudson Smith
Here we go.
Dominic Martinez
>cancelled
Jaxon Harris
That's rather depressing. I didn't come here for this.
Jacob Myers
What was Hitler doing on the SU alternate Earth? What would he look like in SU style? Would Steven be his friend?
David Long
Maybe it's coming back in July for a potential other reason
That's when SDCC is, and Sugar revealed a new fusion there for the past two years.
Angel Anderson
>faster than a rebecca sguar can fellate
Isaac Roberts
just made this
do you think sucrose will hire me?
Jaxson Sullivan
Sir, have I wronged you in some way?
William Bell
This is your date tonight
Gabriel Jones
Oh shit, you're right. But didn't she say the Stevonnie episode with the song is airing in the Fall? Could be that
Gabriel Bennett
The CGs are dern commies, son.
Mason King
Post Comfy Gems
Alexander Peterson
maybe next time ;_;[/spoiler]
Tyler Evans
OP here, this is the first time i've started a thread, last thread lingered on page 10 for a while. I think i got it right, right?
Also that pic was the only good one i had on hand. Truley we live in the darkest timeline.
Caleb Thompson
I ain't dating no Simpsons
Daniel Murphy
I would like to think that the Gems knew that the Jews were no good and either helped the Nazi's or stayed out of the war to deny the Allies that strategic advantage of Magic Space Rocks and their Magic Space Rock Technology.
Kayden Collins
Lady of the legs, making her bacon and eggs,
Really hope she wouldn't be happier with Greg.
Kayden Lee
lets play the fun and inclusive game of continuing the green text. anyone can play and i'll start!
>you will never see lower caste, outlier pearl kindergartens.
>you will never see how brutal a process it is for pearl inspection due to lax quartz screening and handling supervision.
>you will never see them begin to torment the pearls they inspect and poof out of sheer boredom of doing the same field of work for hundreds or thousands of years at a time.
>you will never watch some of the quartz inspectors make vile games out of seeing how much distress the newly generated pearls can handle in being forced to watch things like two quartz's slowly pulling a defective pearl apart until it poofs followed by a quick shattering stomp as soon as the gem touches the ground.
>you will never watch as one of the inspectors takes a defective pearl by the arm and quickly dip the pearl in vinegar and pull her out to see how long it takes for the acidic effect on the pearl to poof her while instructing the pearl that she'll be shattered if she poofed before the experiment was over.
>you will never be a quartz experiencing a twinge of guilt as the pearl who's neck is in her hand stares you in the eyes with pure fear and confusion to her situation before the quartz snaps out of her hesitation and snaps the pearls neck and tosses the gem into the pile.
>you will never find out the reason why peridots are rotated in and out of the kindergartens at a faster rate than the quartz's is due to the sounds and sights of the pearl stress inspections eventually wearing down the peridots work productivity.
good luck be respectful!
Ryan Long
We don't know if Nazis happened, though.
Owen Powell
Shai'hulud
Connor Carter
he was just a painter. WWI never changed him. WWII never happened. they said he was nice with kids do yeah, steven probably would be his friend
Christian Gray
everyone would be happier with greg
Logan Carter
...
Adam Powell
>Jews No Abrahamic Religions in the Steven Universe Universe.
Chase Walker
He never stopped painting and eventually got good at it
Where do you think the CG's got the painting of Rose?
Samuel Richardson
SU Hitler was raised in a better environment and never became anything worse than a down-on-his-luck artist. He has tea with Steven weekly.
Ethan Richardson
They weren't necessary, the Gems took care of the problem on their own. They are sworn to protect humanity, after all.
Lucas Martin
I hope SU gets another game someday. I don't want it to be like Gravity Falls, which only has one shitty 3DS game.
Asher Powell
Comfy gems are my lifeblood.
Ethan Martinez
absolutely. faster than a rebbeca sugar can fellate
Dominic Rodriguez
>Where do you think the CG's got that cursed painting made of crushed gems
Eli Martinez
everything looks good. well done, most people either forget the subject or don't update the previous thread link. now watch as your baby devolves into shitposting with a few gems scattered about
could have used a better pic though? what month is that screenshot from?
Ryder Reyes
Well that's an odd pairing.
Camden Foster
Something makes me doubt that Lapis would ever listen to hardcore rap, and that it would influence her to become a criminal. She's already got the drive to do as she pleases, whilst being a homeless bum all the while.
Isaac Nelson
i got you senpai
Aaron Miller
Where is this coming from?
Lucas Reyes
...
Luke Wilson
Post Nazi Gems
Michael Phillips
>that's odd Not >why does this paring exist in the first place
Joshua Kelly
a drawfriend did it as a gag otp if I remember right, during the hubbub when the screenshot of YD got leaked and we got all that giraffe art
Leo Hill
mad libs
Parker Cook
I don't get it. Perhaps you could rephrase that in more detail.
Asher Morales
>jasper very clearly about to slap amethyst's ass
Adam Rodriguez
I wish I had more good bad gems art
save us, zuke
Mason Price
...
Jaxon Fisher
I combined the souces into the single image, it's from January 13 2016
Dylan Anderson
>dortitos
Aiden Wilson
Literally, why though? That looks dope as fuck. Do we not have Jewish people running CN, do they not realize that they would make all of the money?
Daniel Scott
Nth for dick squad.
Hunter Torres
steven's gonna get funny in the pants feelings when he's at the age of drop of hat boners
Hudson Morgan
>/sug/ has become so boring that people play mad libs in it >unknown when next episode airs
ban soon, friends
I won't go back to trash/sug/
Evan Lee
I still can't believe I put 'Pook' instead of 'Poof'... It's driving me insane.
Grayson White
nah she is just mad Amethyst is kicking her ass at a video game
besides Jasper wouldn't dare hit Peridot's favorite pillow
Chase Mitchell
Why wouldn't you slap amethyst's ass?
Samuel Phillips
>Not big enough, she should be sucking his entire face >Neck isn't long enough Shit image
Jonathan Perry
*BRAAAPapapaPAPa oops sorry peri haha *FPPTHTHPHPPpp
William James
>nobody knew him as hitler, he was just grampa adolf
Kayden Rivera
How fast can a Rebecca Sugar fellate?
Benjamin Robinson
you are the shit image here, user
Brandon Smith
Don't shoot down my dreams
Aaron Bailey
faster than amethyst could eat the food
Jackson Brooks
that's pretty fast
Hudson Howard
I can comfy post faster now, I organized my pics finally
Alexander Perez
>you will never smell Amethyst's farts
I'm sorry I had to.
Owen Sullivan
Was he appreciated for his art? Because the critiques that sent him down that path weren't born because their ancestors never made it out of Prussia because of the Failing Gem Tech Enhanced Tunguska Event?
to be fair castpixel is a huge SJW that quit a well paying job over muh representation
Evan Phillips
expired cake farts?
Blake Rodriguez
He's 14, he's already that age
Thomas Harris
...
Jayden Brooks
No you won't Corn Syrup
Alexander Ramirez
Does Garfield exist in the Steven Universe?
Aaron Jackson
...
James Wright
>Jasper fell down a hole >the next episode of Uncle Grandpa is titled "Jerky Jasper" >yfw it's actually another crossover
Henry Anderson
You mean Orange Diamond? Unfortunately, yes.
Joshua Moore
I hope we see Peridot learn how to use her gem eventually. We don't even know what her weapon is. It would be even cuter if Steven was the one who taught her.
Jaxon Wright
Shame Uncle Grandpa was fucking canceled.
Elijah Long
guess he's a fag or he's bubbling it
Grayson Morris
sad but true
Kevin Kelly
And jasper is dead
Connor Fisher
I saw this in the morning. I really hope it's about UG fucking with Jasper.
Liam Hughes
oh no OH NOOO
Zachary Baker
Here's what happened.
>WW1 never happened >Because of this, Hitler could focus more on his art >His dedication gets him into his desired school >Disney gets him interested in animation >Hitler moves to America for a chance to work at disney >Manages to land a job as an animator >works his way up in the company >becomes important creative force at Disney
Jacob Murphy
Color Spectrum Gem Empires? With the the White-Blue-Yellow-Pink Alliance, now the White-Blue-Yellow Alliance?
Nathaniel Cooper
Oh my god How many more freaks will an hero
Adrian Gray
I would love this, I'm not a big fan of Hitler, but I love alternate histories and how historical figures could have turned out if things were different. I like nice Hitler.
Nathaniel Cox
If dubs then we stay on Sup Forums forever
Aiden Thompson
nah its gonna be Amethyst
Crack the Whip
Thomas Long
Sounds like a fun episode to me
Nathan Sanders
hmm, I just like her sprite work. Better to have people who work on a game be invested it the show rather than just some junk CN churns out.
Noah Thompson
Who knows what that kid does when the plot isn't on
James Howard
I need more comfy pics.
Nicholas Taylor
Tell me again why Steven and Peridot can't fuse into Watermelon Tourmaline?
