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The moon has been hit by several large asteroids many times in the past. Only setting off a nuke at its core would blow it up but it would take a nuke so big that I'm not sure it is possible.

not even midnight idiot

why do Yank editions always begin with Tumblr pictures, Black Twitter memes, and other ghastly shit?

>ass
fucking despise yanks

am i in hell?

>/brit/ thread
>started by a Philadelphia 56er

Oh well, i guess it's better than nothing. It'd be either you or some rancid mouth Paki.

fuck off yank

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Fuck the moon and fuck the moon people

controversial opinion: mass murder should be outlawed

how about using nukes to steer it into the path of the nearest planet? which would that even be?

Materialist values must be transvalued to primacy of the Spirit

Will-to-riches values must be transvalued to Will-to-power

Wealth as social distinction values must be transvalued to Rank as social distinction

Society as a collection of individuals worldview must be transvalued to Society as organism

‘Pursuit of happiness’ values must be transvalued to Fulfilment of duty

Race-suicide, birth control values must be transvalued to Absolute will to biological fertility

Equality values must be transvalued to Hierarchy

Plutocratic values must be transvalued to Aristocracy

Feminist values must be transvalued to Sexual polarity

Freedom and libertarian values must be transvalued to Order

Cult of bourgeois virtues must be transvalued to Cultivation of soldierly virtues

Eroticism as vice, the cult of immorality must be transvalued to Eroticism as legitimate source of joy and fertility

Pacifism, preparation of the coloured populations for ‘self-government’ must be transvalued to Affirmation of war and conquest of the lands of the coloured

Man as a machine worldview must be transvalued to Western man in the service of a great mission

‘L’art pour l’art’ values must be transvalued to Art practiced in conformity with the cultural task

Financial-military-economic expansion must be transvalued to Politico-military expansion.

hate hate HATE MYSELF
just got back from the club and necked on the with my second girl ever and she asked if i wanted to go back to hers and unsaid nothing and she just went home by herself
I literally could have lost my virginity tonight but for the autism

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what if the moon fell out of the sky and landed directly on pakistan

wouldn't mind, but I like codified constitutions and dislike your parliamentary system

What a fucking nerd

pathetic

It'd be nice if it rolled over India and squished them up.

Everyone on Earth would die.

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stop bullying brits pls

wouldn't matter since the pakis that seem to be causing all the trouble are all in britain anyway

that would probably be a net gain
would also make for a terrific ironic twist in history, wouldn't it.
>put moon on flag
>get smashed by moon

what is pathetic

>disliking westminster
actual brainlet

Ah yes, teenagers

Operation flash the sun and moon the moon.

What if the moon fell out of the sky and landed directly on my nads?

go look in the mirror

xth for Camille Rowe Pourcheresse

I wanna snog this frog

reckon the moon would make a formidable bowling ball if we could only find pins in the right size

what the fuck happened to Thainonce?

he's in the UK atm

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at 1 hour, 50 minutes and 20 seconds in, what did he mean by this?

any stupid runty wanker fucking dickhead man n

This.

he got busted

i'll flog you trog

51 minutes i mean.

The US has a parliamentary system

don't like it
without the Southeast Asian flag he's just a completely unremarkable poster

which is why I said I dislike your parliamentary system and not that I dislike parliamentary systems.

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banger

SAY IT LOUD, SAY IT CLEAR:
THE MOON HAS GOT TO _________!

The super-rich own far more homes than they can possibly occupy. Larry Ellison of Oracle, for example, owns 33. This suggests to me a simple solution for homelessness.

Make them all rich?

>you now have to make a public apology for saying boys shouldn't wear dresses
ah yes

what did homeless bums do to deserve grand homes?

very depressing not to be a teenager anymore
even more depressing to not be in the 12-14 age range where life peaks

swoon

Nah being a teenager was shit

damn right

>mfw
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I want to stick my tongue in her bumhole.

cute post
be my gf?

Prime of my life was before puberty. As soon as it started my life went to shit

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Panties pics were anticlimactic.

(male)

How big is your willy?

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before Billy Corgan lost the plot

why is that dinosaur getting struck by lightning

reckon my life has yet to peak 2bh lads, just don't put myself out there enough. whenever i do it's usually quite a fun experience but i just lack motivation haha

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Medium length, king girth.

how long did the decadent period of the Roman Empire last? because i feel like we're in that now

People should never peak.

Pics

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i could be your (male) girlfriend (boyfriend)

because he was advocating some truly terrible ideas

blue board, also I'd rather not.

Communism will prevail

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Rome was decadent for most of it's existence though. it was plagued by civil wars and debauchery, instability was the norm for the Romans. The idea of a Roman glory age, one of discipline and long periods of peace after conquering barbarians, it's purely myth. Most of Rome's territories were gained "accidentally" anyway. Terribly overrated empire.

based corbyn is going to bring communism back

C'mon Jan Man isn't around

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Chune

Wish the rest of the world would follow the Venezuelan model

Hermione was sitting alone by the fire in the common room studying for her charms exam when Harry and Ron came down from the boys dormitory.
"Hermione? What are you doing up at this hour?" asked Harry.
"Studying of course. I should ask you the same question." replied Hermione.
"Harry and I were about to see what Snape was doing on the third floor." said Ron, but just as those words came from his mouth a noise came from the direction of the armchair Hermione was sitting in, its source was unmistakable.
"Hermione...did you...did you just fart?" asked Harry.
"No, of course not, I mean...okay I farted. I had a very questionable tart at lunch and it has given me grief all day. Can we not make a big deal of this?" a very red faced Hermione asked as she sank in her chair. Just then a stench came to Harry and Ron's noses.
"Bloody hell Hermione!" Ron gasped as he plugged his nose and fanned the air.
"Oh come off it Ron, it was just a fart!" Shouted Hermione in a mixture of anger and embarrassment.

Does "swoon" also work on girls (female) ?

muh dick doesn't really matter to the present discussion.

any fashy man in

the virgin slogan

the chad propaganda

probably not, but give it a try lad (gal).

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bruh look at this dude

he has a big forehead

>William Diaperbaby, esq

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Huge brain has to go somewhere

grandma just got diagnosed with parkinson's lads

any ted cruz man in

yeah but that makes it worse because if i knew then what i now know i could make it great
choon
not sure if i dislike pre-puberty or post-puberty me more.
pre-puberty me was wrong about everything, while post-puberty me was right in all their working-out but got the wrong answers.

do you think he has nice thoughts?

I'm sure you all think you're very witty, but let me be the first to tell you, you most certainly are not.

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