I hate Britain but won't leave it for any other EU country edition
/brit/
Poo
nth for cute boys
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my willy is quite big, you know, not that i'm bragging or anything... ah, who am I kidding, i'm bragging!
Having trouble sleeping as always
germany is a poohole its basically 56% nowadays
as it happens, mince pies, still good even after boxing day
SLIP INSIDE THE EYE OF YOUR MIND
The uk is dire
yes no yes yes
they could've picked someone less ugly to play her imo
willy fucking bum wank
get some melatonin at the local cvs. put you right to sleep. just don't take more than 3 mg or you'll be groggy in the morning
Dreadful
Why even post this shit
The uk is so shit. Wasting your life here is a mistake
Germany has grown more slowly than Britain since 1979 by a fair margin
kali uchis mentioned
Turned 21 tonight. Funny how I had to sign up for the draft at 18. So the government thinks you're old enough blow peoples heads off and be killed yourself before you can drink or smoke cigarettes. What a bizarre country Yankistan is.
bank blocked my debit card because of a hefty transfer to princess Chelsea desu
was just breathing a sigh of relief that the christmas shitty season is over but we've still got fucking New Year to do yet
People will die for this country and yet it pays you less each year
objectively wrong
Just imagined becoming a German citizen
Was not pleasant at all.
grew up dreaming of being a commercial pilot and it hit me like a pile of bricks when I realised it was an exclusive club for wealthy people and costs were too much
Same here you can enrol aged 16 but not drink until youre 18
Poor man's Danny Brown
picked up an 8 hour night shift for new years so i don't have to deal with the fact that i wouldn't' have anyone to hang out with
>dreams of becoming a 21st century bus driver
howling
If you become a manager of a Lidi you might have enough to buy your own flat.
Good morning my little soybeans. How are we all today?
dood danny brown what's up
did any of you who have attended primary and secondary schools in the UK have to take history and civics courses other than the usual fare? I am interested in knowing if y'all had special patriotism classes.
This but dream was of having a house and children
scared of driving lads
sometimes i wish 28 days later would happen there for real
and just who is this Daniel Brown?
kek
can't drink until you're 25 here fucking draconian piece of shit country
no, not a thing in the UK - did you? lmao
the more you drive the less intelligent you get
>uk
>patriotism
700ml of vodka is €4 in Germany now that's something I can get behind
any a350 man in
Oh yeah i forgot
>government unironically spies on your internet
Need out of this country pronto
27 countries are waiting for you lad
Another reason i'm leaving this god forsaken little backwater
Half the people I know live in tents, we had to eat gruel on Christmas day too. Fuck this place.
Me? Well I'm off out of here as soon as possible, going to make my way in the world!
in australia they spy on our internet too but thankfully only ironically
Did you take a lot of lsd in the hippy days?
has this always been the case?
alri runto
Jordan Peterson DISMANTLES the Union Jack
Do they have penis inspection classes in the UK like here
why do bongs emvarrass themselves by using british englis on the american website?
>Watch as Richard Dawkins goes Next Level Primate
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The web was invented by a brit so all websites are briitsh xx
Jog off zipperhead
no but I had a noncey pe teacher who used to check we stripped fully and had showers
yes - used to be on regular specified dates but too many people would truant, now they do it at random - there's no escape.
Baby boomers are the worst
Bet none of you have read a whole Noam Chomsky book
America wins again
wish i was a penis inspector
Things which I didn't like about Germany:
>The way they have massive EU flags waving outside every town hall alongside or instead of the German flag
>Severe lack of coast - the Germans try to make do with lakes and riversides as if they were beaches and sea, but they're not.
>Have to pay money for TAP WATER to drink with your meal after you've already ordered food and beer, etc - this is literally illegal in the UK
Things I liked about Germany:
>Literally everything else especially the nature, space, cost of booze, abundance of cured meats and autobahn.
sod off yank
Every country does nowadays lad. It's unavoidable.
why would I read anything by someone who named themselves after an easter egg in Left4Dead?
>america wins again
oh my days
>the internet is the world wide web
Thanks employer for paying me less this year than imflation!
Thanks landlord for buying lots of houses before i could and then charging me 40% of my salary to live in this neglected damp ex-council flat with 4 other people
Thank you government for spying on me despite letting those already on lists to go unhindered.
Thank you train company for making me pay through my arse for trains that dobt appear.
Love britain!
I have desu - Understanding Power
Though I only got through ~1/3rd of manufacturing consent hehe
alri tim
is it possible homosexuality is just one big fetish?
Half way through Rules for Radicals.
Saul Alinsky.
Delving deep into the blue pill.
off to make some 4:23 AM mac&cheese
see you lads in about 20min xx
having a son lads
going to call him Sargon
reckon I won the lottery with regards to my nationality lads
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i bet nazi germany is looking pretty good now huh
Please move to the continent, don't go to the new world. PLEASE go to Germany or Holland or Belgium or France or Spain PLEASE do it.
name one thing australia has ever won of note
My Crypto is MOOOOOONING lads
How the fuck did you guys mix up the word fanny? It literally refers to the butt
I have a suspicion homosexuality is usually the result from abuse as a child, much like pedophilia. Almost every homosexual I've talked to was molested in their childhood.
I would like to put my penis inside this lady
that's literally all it is
homosexuality is like a zombie film
wake up kids we got the dreamers disease
>Lady
Got some bad news lad
Same
Keen for an Eiffel tower mate?
This worked for like a week for me, then I couldn't sleep and the melatonin made me extremely drowsy and loopy at the same time
>Britain invents thing (usually a word)
>It then gets shipped across the atlantic and becomes garbled along the way
>Yanks receive the garbled word and begin using it
>Hundreds of years later when the internet is invented
>"Hey y'all brits why do you call pants trousers lmaooo haha we speak english the way it's suposed to be spoken don't you know american english is more closer to old english that used to be spoken our accents are more authentic are you scottish have you ever been to london my ancestors invented london hurr *gets riddled with police bullets for not doing the hokey cokey correctly*
mad
Wtf weirdo
>I have a sneaking suspicion homosexuality is in fact the result from abuse as a child, much like pedophilia, beastiality, et cetera. Virtually every homosexual I've talked to (and I've talked to a fair amount) was molested in their childhood by my deductive reasoning.
Im gonna go to the beac... oh wait i live in bbritain
Ok let me go to a fore.. oh yyeah
Well at least there are cany.. hmm what about glacie.. nope
madness that they don't knock into each other
teasing my arsehole rn