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I hate Britain but won't leave it for any other EU country edition

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Poo

nth for cute boys

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my willy is quite big, you know, not that i'm bragging or anything... ah, who am I kidding, i'm bragging!

Having trouble sleeping as always

germany is a poohole its basically 56% nowadays

as it happens, mince pies, still good even after boxing day

SLIP INSIDE THE EYE OF YOUR MIND

The uk is dire

yes no yes yes

they could've picked someone less ugly to play her imo

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willy fucking bum wank

get some melatonin at the local cvs. put you right to sleep. just don't take more than 3 mg or you'll be groggy in the morning

Dreadful
Why even post this shit

The uk is so shit. Wasting your life here is a mistake

Choon

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Germany has grown more slowly than Britain since 1979 by a fair margin

kali uchis mentioned

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Turned 21 tonight. Funny how I had to sign up for the draft at 18. So the government thinks you're old enough blow peoples heads off and be killed yourself before you can drink or smoke cigarettes. What a bizarre country Yankistan is.

bank blocked my debit card because of a hefty transfer to princess Chelsea desu

was just breathing a sigh of relief that the christmas shitty season is over but we've still got fucking New Year to do yet

People will die for this country and yet it pays you less each year

objectively wrong

Just imagined becoming a German citizen

Was not pleasant at all.

grew up dreaming of being a commercial pilot and it hit me like a pile of bricks when I realised it was an exclusive club for wealthy people and costs were too much

Same here you can enrol aged 16 but not drink until youre 18

Poor man's Danny Brown

picked up an 8 hour night shift for new years so i don't have to deal with the fact that i wouldn't' have anyone to hang out with

>dreams of becoming a 21st century bus driver

howling

If you become a manager of a Lidi you might have enough to buy your own flat.

Good morning my little soybeans. How are we all today?

dood danny brown what's up

did any of you who have attended primary and secondary schools in the UK have to take history and civics courses other than the usual fare? I am interested in knowing if y'all had special patriotism classes.

This but dream was of having a house and children

scared of driving lads

sometimes i wish 28 days later would happen there for real

and just who is this Daniel Brown?

kek

can't drink until you're 25 here fucking draconian piece of shit country

no, not a thing in the UK - did you? lmao

the more you drive the less intelligent you get

>uk
>patriotism

700ml of vodka is €4 in Germany now that's something I can get behind

any a350 man in

Oh yeah i forgot
>government unironically spies on your internet

Need out of this country pronto

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27 countries are waiting for you lad

Another reason i'm leaving this god forsaken little backwater

Half the people I know live in tents, we had to eat gruel on Christmas day too. Fuck this place.

Me? Well I'm off out of here as soon as possible, going to make my way in the world!

in australia they spy on our internet too but thankfully only ironically

Did you take a lot of lsd in the hippy days?

has this always been the case?
alri runto

Jordan Peterson DISMANTLES the Union Jack

Do they have penis inspection classes in the UK like here

why do bongs emvarrass themselves by using british englis on the american website?

>Watch as Richard Dawkins goes Next Level Primate

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The web was invented by a brit so all websites are briitsh xx

Jog off zipperhead

no but I had a noncey pe teacher who used to check we stripped fully and had showers

yes - used to be on regular specified dates but too many people would truant, now they do it at random - there's no escape.

Baby boomers are the worst

Bet none of you have read a whole Noam Chomsky book

America wins again

wish i was a penis inspector

Things which I didn't like about Germany:
>The way they have massive EU flags waving outside every town hall alongside or instead of the German flag
>Severe lack of coast - the Germans try to make do with lakes and riversides as if they were beaches and sea, but they're not.
>Have to pay money for TAP WATER to drink with your meal after you've already ordered food and beer, etc - this is literally illegal in the UK

Things I liked about Germany:
>Literally everything else especially the nature, space, cost of booze, abundance of cured meats and autobahn.

sod off yank

Every country does nowadays lad. It's unavoidable.

why would I read anything by someone who named themselves after an easter egg in Left4Dead?

>america wins again
oh my days

>the internet is the world wide web

Thanks employer for paying me less this year than imflation!
Thanks landlord for buying lots of houses before i could and then charging me 40% of my salary to live in this neglected damp ex-council flat with 4 other people
Thank you government for spying on me despite letting those already on lists to go unhindered.
Thank you train company for making me pay through my arse for trains that dobt appear.

Love britain!

I have desu - Understanding Power

Though I only got through ~1/3rd of manufacturing consent hehe

alri tim

is it possible homosexuality is just one big fetish?

Half way through Rules for Radicals.
Saul Alinsky.
Delving deep into the blue pill.

off to make some 4:23 AM mac&cheese

see you lads in about 20min xx

having a son lads
going to call him Sargon

reckon I won the lottery with regards to my nationality lads

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i bet nazi germany is looking pretty good now huh

Please move to the continent, don't go to the new world. PLEASE go to Germany or Holland or Belgium or France or Spain PLEASE do it.

name one thing australia has ever won of note

My Crypto is MOOOOOONING lads

How the fuck did you guys mix up the word fanny? It literally refers to the butt

I have a suspicion homosexuality is usually the result from abuse as a child, much like pedophilia. Almost every homosexual I've talked to was molested in their childhood.

I would like to put my penis inside this lady

that's literally all it is
homosexuality is like a zombie film

wake up kids we got the dreamers disease

>Lady

Got some bad news lad

Same
Keen for an Eiffel tower mate?

This worked for like a week for me, then I couldn't sleep and the melatonin made me extremely drowsy and loopy at the same time

>Britain invents thing (usually a word)
>It then gets shipped across the atlantic and becomes garbled along the way
>Yanks receive the garbled word and begin using it
>Hundreds of years later when the internet is invented
>"Hey y'all brits why do you call pants trousers lmaooo haha we speak english the way it's suposed to be spoken don't you know american english is more closer to old english that used to be spoken our accents are more authentic are you scottish have you ever been to london my ancestors invented london hurr *gets riddled with police bullets for not doing the hokey cokey correctly*

mad

Wtf weirdo

>I have a sneaking suspicion homosexuality is in fact the result from abuse as a child, much like pedophilia, beastiality, et cetera. Virtually every homosexual I've talked to (and I've talked to a fair amount) was molested in their childhood by my deductive reasoning.

Im gonna go to the beac... oh wait i live in bbritain
Ok let me go to a fore.. oh yyeah

Well at least there are cany.. hmm what about glacie.. nope

madness that they don't knock into each other

teasing my arsehole rn