Quote two posts

>quote two posts
>"samefag detected"
>one of the posts is actually me

That's an erotic pepe

>make a simple comment poking fun at trump
>3 (You)s start pouring down

>invoke Sup Forums
>5+ (You)s

>Say pornochick A is better than pornochick B without any context
>Derail entire thread

>not him, but...

>quote two posts
>"samefag detected"
>both of the posts are actually me

>not OP but...

>defend Islam while subtly suggesting that I'm european to make them look bad

>"not him, but..."
>it's actually me

>gets Trips

That deserves a (You)

>quote my own posts
>Strawman like a mad man against myself
>Get (you)s from anons that are actually on my side

>post anime to rile up the anime hating cucks

>Check all repeating digits to draw attention to the ones that are mine

>about to make a post related to OPs
>noticed your numbers and completely forget about it

>replying to a post about repeating digits hoping to get repeating digits

>Get BTFO
>Leave Sup Forums and clear my history

>make a horrible bait post
>immediately close the thread

>Replying to a post where someone failed to get repeating digits in order to get repeating digits and make it look effortless

>say something you then realise is incorrect in thread
>leave thread and hide in catalog
>feel anxious and check thread later
>everyone is calling you an idiot

>Say something bad enough that it could get me on a watch list
>Proceed to say worse things so I can say I'm just a troll during my trial

>Post joke
>Later quote your joke with "underrated"

>make a post
>get dubs

>getting repeated digits

>Always reply to bait threads
>Never sage

>make post
>report own post

>Say to check em
>Actually get dubs

>post productive, on-topic thread
>realize it's just autistic rambling

>arguing with someone
>another user backs me up

>Make what I think is a very thoughtful and rhetorically effective post
>Realize later that it was a short paragraph of drunken ranting with no coherent point

>share student house
>don't realise flatmates use Sup Forums for Sup Forums and stuff
>get banned for a really embarrassing ERP post
>flatmates see the post that got IP banned
>laugh at me and bully me for the rest of the year

>make multiple funny posts in meta shitposting thread
>No (you)s

HERE

I'm so glad someone else does this

>Finally get a (you)
>Still feel empty inside

>be faggot
>get btfo

>rewards kind (You) donating anons with their own (You)s

Have mmore papi

>say Islam is a religion of peace
>they're actually the most violent religion by far

>see bait
>respond to it seriously and genuinely, fully knowing that it is bait

>Shamelessly bring up something political
>Get all the (you)s

check these

>start argument with yourself
>someone starts defending you

>Blocks everybody's digits

Underrated

>posting pictures of my cock hoping for compliments

>Start bait thread to strawman your opponents
>Actually get mad when people start to argue with you

>false flags constantly
>actually IS from Reddit

hi /leftypol/

>argue with unironic redditors on Sup Forums for two hours
>time well spent

For (You)

>Something a long time in the making works out
>Feel pride for an user that I've never known and will never meet

you talking about this fag?

>Demands (you)

>doesn't give any (You)

>say things online that I don't even believe in order to be offensive
>Start believing them

>83533713
(You)

>reply with @83533713 so user doesn't get a (you)

@83533713
>(me)

>write a detailed and thoughtful reply
>get anxious about being called an autist
>don't send

ITT

give the 2 people not giving a you a you in place of
83533713 in hopes I receive a you in return and not 83533713

I am now going to use this image every time I do this.

>start arguing about stupid shit
>start to to get riled up
>make an argument post and get up and pace back and forth in my room waiting for a reply

>user actually knew he wasn't getting a (You)
>user wins over our stupidity

>make absurd attempt to get a (you)
>Get @83533836 instead

>make benign post
>user responds with "this"
>...but then goes on to rant about something I didn't imply at all


Why does this keep happening?

>@83533713

>user tries to make a funny post but fails
>reply to him multiple times laughing at his post

>"[group X] will defend this"
>Free (you)s from them and I don't even give a shit

>argue in a thread
>other anons give up
>continue arguing with myself instead
>btfo myself with my own proxy argument
>close thread
>contemplate life
>cry
not even memeing I did this once

Sup Forums marketplace with (you)s as currency when

hahaha good one

What the fuck is this thread?

>Reply with "this" to posts I didn't read
>Proceed to rant about the Jews implying the user I'm replying to is on my side

this is just a post to tell 83533873 to stop being such a greedy kike and give me my (you)

If only lexplorer took your advice.

>tfw my posts are probably actual shit and people like you are just being nice

kek

>select all vehicles captcha
>do it properly
>it makes me do another one because it liked my performance in the first one
>select random shit out of spite

Don't get greedy, Google.

>see a thread is about to to be pruned on page ten with no replies
>post a sage reply to it mocking the OP calling him a boring loser with no replies

underatted as fuck

haha funny post user

>post thread with a liberal stance
>it gets 200+ replies every time

I remember that faggot he was really pushing the definition of an autistic spergout

lol

What is ERP user?

>have fun in thread
>Forget about suicide for a while
>Thread gets deleted

>make thread with quote/tweet
>"What did he mean by this?"
>actually know what he meant

D E V I L I S H

>always open picture before reading the related post

...

>force memes on Sup Forums
>call anybody who criticizes them newfags and butthurt

>that one user that passive aggressively defends every aspect of a show
>no matter what is posted he responds with some stupid dismissive nonsense that's only tangentially related to what you were trying to discuss
>better choice would be to just not respond at all but he just HAS to say something
example
>The scene in episode 8 where the main character ate lunch seemed like a waste of time. Did we really need to see him eat lunch?
>There's nothing wrong with eating lunch, everyone does it!

Anyone know what I'm talking about? Maybe this is just too obscure of a feeling.

>write brilliant post
>spell word wrong
>exit thread
>close browser
>return maybe 2 - 3 hours later when all trace of error has vanished from board

I don't like spelling words incorrectly. I'd delete the post but IMO it just draws more attention to my failure.

same fag

>Call them reddit
>actually browse reddit

>filename

>visit Sup Forums daily
>do this for years and unable to stop
>too often start arguments in threads and get sucked in to them, continuously checking these threads for replies and visiting other threads while I wait only to start more arguments and make shitty bait posts
>end up spending the entire day on Sup Forums and not getting any work done at all
>only Sup Forums's demise can free me from this cycle of gradual mental deterioration

>make a post or two
>come back later
>tfw a harvest of (you)s waiting for me

>Marvelpajeet gets BTFO by DChad intellectuals.