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Ohio reporting in.

Greatest risk walking home drunk at night would be falling down a hill or getting run over by a car.

i got high and had a nap on the bus home

I usually ride my bike home drunk and I've been fine so far.

I get drunk alone in my room

salt lake city, utah.

it was safe maybe 20 years ago. now we've been culturally enriched to all fuck.

so i shouldn't be posting.

I've been to salt lake. It's much better than where I live

Fucking baltimore

I live in Chicago, next to a major nig/spic neighborhood. White people are a rarity around these parts, something like ~5-6% of the population. I've walked home many times from parties and get-togethers, always wearing a hoodie on and not bothering anyone. Works every time. Niggers and spics think a white boy with a hoodie walking alone at night is either a serial killer or a crazy gangbanger.

Nice neighborhood close to everything reporting in

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>live in country
>not in walking distance of anywhere

I imagine it being harder to cycle than drive, how do you manage?

We don't allow single male immigrants so no snackbarring here

slav shit mud puddle fuck off

Have fun getting castrated by feminists.

Texas is pretty safe desu~

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Or is this the enternal proxy Sup Forumsak?

that's probably safer than normal desu

i'd actually say yes but my area's half decent, not great.

maybe 10-20 years ago I couldn't.

Spics.

Have fun being snack barred by peace loving sand shits.

there's not even 1% of sanddindus in my town, dumbfuck.

Vancouver here. No problem at all.

I'm not sure if that is true. Keeping a car going straight requires continuous little course corrections, you do it near unconsciously but your delayed reaction speed still fucks it up, keeping a bike going straight just requires not turning the steering wheel.

i am the dnager

Ive never ridden a bike drunk so i had no frame of reference. Thank you for the reply dutchman.

>be me in Ohio
>drunk as fuck
>laying on sidewalk across the street from project housing in sketch neighborhood
>how the fuck did I get here?
>group of niggers approach me
>fuck this is it.jpeg
>"hey white boy, what you doin here"
>"drunk af guys, where am i"
>"your on the wrong side of town white boy,how much money you got?"
>hand them my wallet, they take all my money and hand me my wallet back (only 50 $ or something like that)
>one dude hands me a baggie
>"snort that shit white boy and find your way home, you shouldn't be here"
>get zooted as fuck, find a land mark and run home
>tfw black people aren't so bad after all at leased in Ohio

I live in Little Portugal. Everyone's drunk here.

Ugly, very tall, very wide and hairy
I wouldn't be concerned about my safety if I end up drunk. I'd be concerned about everyone else's.

town of 2,000 here, bunch of old germans and slavs

Bike more or less drives itself forward. As long as you're not going full retard with the handlebars you can glide until you get somewhere you want to be

It's always safe to walk home drunk here.

KEK

seattle master race reporting in

wow, a wordfilter now

faggot shit

Im just imagining a guy falling down drunk trying to ride his bike, which is why i asked how easy it would be. To me it seems harder with the lack of equilibrium to control a bike. But i guess with practice you can be an amazingly good drunk cyclist.

Drunkquilibrium is a funny thing. Different for everyone.

Belgian countryside here. Very safe, too bad it's too far from the closest pub to walk.
Worst things I've had was getting stopped by cops because of broken lights (they liked me enough to not fine me) and I once hit a wall whilst drifting with my bicycle.

Kek I always do this too and never had any problems either

ITT: poorfags can't afford with taxi home

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Sidenote, recently went to Göteborg (Sweden) and besides it being expensive as fuck to get drunk I actually felt very safe.
Less brown people than in the major cities over here.

Fuck the rules

Im safe, everyone else isnt.

Provo, but all 3 of our bars suck ass also fuck the U(of Utah) its an sjw tumor on my great state.

Depends where I am? In Dublin, yes. In Belfast, no.

>be like 8 riding home with mom and dad
>just after sunset, almost dark
>guy is obviously fucking hammered stumbling down the highway
>parents debate weather or not to give him a ride
>dont
>on the news next day drunk guy was hit and killed by semi on that road

well it least he got goods for cash rendered, I mean they didn't technically rob him, he just thought he was a crazy junkie probably with a white collar instead of blue.

>tfw living in a station town so I might get run over by an idiot

>be white
>be poor
end yourself

Fuck yeah I am

>be well educated
>live well enough to own a house
>see as other countries burn when they take our thugs that aren't welcome here either way

Also you might want to check the cost of living here, Mohammed

I fell asleep in kangaroo shit once

>people still going on about this when the muslamic menace is at our doorstep
wew

Flashy Suits also work very well.
That may only be true in NYC though, where there's actual organized Crime and not just roving bands of Chimps.

I'm painfully thin so I usually just work up the serial killer angle with very plain clothes. (Over sized plain gray T-shirt and Jeans)

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