Never seen this show until about a week ago. About halfway into Season 2 It's pretty good
Ryan Ross
First for Amedot forever.
Dylan Murphy
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
Christian Nelson
So did you come up with that yourself or what?
Nicholas Williams
...
Kevin Bell
Little gem of green, smaller than a bean,
Doesn’t live with Steven ‘cause she’d live in the latrine.
Jaxson Myers
Lady of the nose
Can't help but wonder if I'd maker her happier than Rose
Ryan Flores
Stevonnie is the purest form of love.
Ryder Sullivan
I just got into it maybe 2 weeks ago, don't know why I didn't ages ago. I wish more things had the happy feelings that SU does.
Xavier Cruz
>mfw people waste their time with multiple smaller women >not just one giant woman
plebs
Wyatt Roberts
Where is my Nighttime /sug/ Lapis poster?
Luke Gonzalez
Stop smiling.
Nolan Davis
If your man is going to the mall with you, he loves you. He's not going there to look at overweight 17 year olds wearing ugs and Dr.pepper pajama bottoms. Show a little appreciation, because at that point all he has to fuel him is his shattered dreams and lost faith in himself.
Welcome to /sug/ After Hours, where we're well into the night coming onto morning, with a comfortable atmosphere rivaling that of even the swankiest mixed jazz playlist. I'm your host, Lazurite Liposuction, with guest star Spaghetti Quarrel United
Let's do this.
>user has a fucking brain fart, as he is quoted as saying "what is the was of that." Brain damage heavily suspected. >a fan of Dubyafortykay repurposes Do It For Her, only no one really gives a crap. >Several newer anons are introduced to Creepy Pearl through the means of the gem equivalent of sounding. user loses a little bit more of his innocence after looking up what that is. >Local Peridot is unbanned after an unfortunate incident involving indexer. I'd take a jab at the mods here, but I'd probably get banned again. >Gregnon and Lady of the Limbs continue to be a depressing messes. If you see these out-of-shape posters, give them some love, will you? >A brave, foolhardy user posts the dreaded waifupearl pic where you roll for a pearl. The absolute madman. >Lady of the sea comes back from her voyage. Glad to have you back. >Merchant user continues to build his empire of money, much to the chagrin of several people who disagree with his mercantile prowess. >Confused discussion follows the declaration of one user vying to do the horizontal monster mash with Armstrong. How would you fuck it? Hands. Use your imagination. >A brief religious lesson on what the hot mess of fresh fuck a cambion is, due to discrimination of demons in general. Absolutely... Enthralling. >Our top story: a migrant user admits that he enjoys the welcoming tone and acceptance of our quaint little thread. Good to have you on board.
Stay tuned.
Tyler Green
It is.
Nathaniel Lewis
I hate it because I never experienced young love
Brandon Hernandez
>tfw you will never grab your guns and gonna innawoods/range/gravel pit with the gems, having tons of fun >tfw you will never let the gems try out your guns as they let you try out theirs >tfw they will never turn out to be better shots that you, but will be willing to tutor you It hurts
Daniel Gutierrez
Neither did I. I was the 24 year old blogposter in the last thread.
This just in, channel 7's lapis lazuli reported as forgetting her own name. Can we really trust her to remember the details of these threads when she cant remember the details of her own life?
Stay tuned.
Jeremiah Jenkins
Sail on, brave soul
Josiah Murphy
It doesn't actually exist, it's just kids acting grown-up or playing a game and adults projecting on them.
Eli Baker
>tfw Pearl will never be /sug/'s designated waifubait ever again.
John Carter
More for me
Kevin Wilson
Anyone else going to Anime Expo? Maybe we should have a meetup.
not to get too "gemsona" in here, but Muscovite would make a cool Gem. Big flat bladed bits, maybe a pair of fans as a weapon.
Ryder Price
S-she's still the most maternal gem
John Reed
I can verify. This is in fact, the mom gem.
Grayson Reed
Good to be here...
Easton Bailey
That's not the name of the ship
Alexander Adams
Moldevite, literally a space gem that doesn't naturally form on Earth
Aiden Roberts
>a fan of Dubyafortykay repurposes Do It For Her, only no one really gives a crap.
Dont bully
Matthew Jenkins
speak for yourself, user
Jaxson Ross
Then what is?
Logan Gutierrez
Man I'm late We're back, baby!
Cameron Foster
Why is pearl in the box
Jaxon Powell
Connverse
Landon Cox
>She will never be your mom
Leo Flores
But why? Isn't the name of the fusion perfect for the name of the ship?
Ayden Anderson
Your waifu is trash
William Clark
And this is the Son Gem.
Brandon Harris
>Gem Mikitaka well then.
Ayden Gutierrez
She's going into the garbage where she belongs
Eli Turner
Pearl actually reminds me of my mom. She sings and everything. Would not recommend, tbqh.
Jaxon Moore
...
David Morgan
That's Son & Mom gem
Cameron Scott
>Lady of the sea comes back from her voyage
Oh it is the real one then, glad to have ya back dude. Oh and also, is the real Cricketanon back or not, since the Cricketposting has increased quite a bit in these threads?
Blake Torres
No, it's not.
I could explain why but I'm just going to summarise it as this: documentation. Let's say I search for Opal images, and I get images of the ship Pearlmethyst. Now, in this moment, I don't want Pearlmethyst, I want Opal.
Jackson Mitchell
You define ships by Tumblr tags?
Joshua Flores
whatever you say, user
Hunter Lopez
This is why those Crewniverse hacks should have come up with a better name for Stevonnie.
Aaron Rodriguez
Holy shit, Crocoite is the reddest mineral I've ever seen.
Dominic Butler
would you? could you? in a box?
Josiah Kelly
Why don't you then?
It's not like they can make it a random gem name like Opal or something, Connie is human ya dumb dumb.
Jason Young
Not that guy, but Smoky Quartz.
Luke Cook
And to recap on the SU-related stuff I've got on my plate...
>SU Funko POP! restock coming, a glow-in-the-dark Pearl has been hinted at being this restock's variant by a few HT managers. No word on any other SU POPs coming out. >SU Mystery Minis will be out at the end of June or the beginning of July, depending on when you local Hot Topic gets their shipment. I will be reporting what I get from my two display cases, case layout, and the weight of each blind box and which one it contained when I get them from Entertainment Earth. >Cartoon Network Titan Vinyl blind boxes are coming out later this month, Steven's been confirmed to be one of the figures. An Amethyst Steven variant has been confirmed to be exclusive to Entertainment Earth. >Steven Universe-themed Monopoly and Yahtzee games are coming out in July and August! They'll remain CH Shop-exclusives until September and October respectively. >No word yet on when the plushies and foam Garnet Gauntlets will be available.
>Merchant user continues to build his empire of money, much to the chagrin of several people who disagree with his mercantile prowess.
That got a few keks out of me and I'm sure it will get a few keks from my coworker.
You have Merchant user's seal of approval.
Robert Robinson
>We never got a Crocoite Corrupted Gem Shame.
Juan Mitchell
I kinda want Lamar to board another Peridot / Lapis episode because the big hair is just fucking funny to me.
Daniel Myers
I define ship names from what everyone else calls the ships. Most people refer to the ship with Connie and Steven as Connverse.
Owen Wilson
And the Holy Ghost gem?
Cooper Lopez
I just watched all the episodes available and isn't their relationship kinda bad? I mean Connie is totally obsessed with Steven because he is her only friend and she has no hesitation to risk her life to save his, she already admited twice she would devote her life to him.
Anthony Phillips
Shame.
Jacob Morgan
But Steven will do the same.
Nathaniel Nelson
Despite people's perception, Pearl does like hugs. Not only as an emotional salve but as a form of intimacy.
Christian Carter
I LOVE YOU !
Isaiah Lee
>You will never hug a Pearl
Gavin Rodriguez
Steven seems kinda more emtionally balanced though, while Connie easily got brainwashed by Pearl, she also had no problem with taking care of baby Steven eventhough she didn't know when he'll turn back.
Luke Bailey
What? Why even bring that up
More over who even has that perception? Of course pearl likes hugs
Brody Davis
>Crocomire styled Corrupted Crocoite GENIUS!
Nathan Gutierrez
Unlike Garnet and Amy she never seems to get any, despite wanting them.
Jonathan Sullivan
Doesn't that game predate the crew by just a bit?
Zachary Fisher
I love Armstrong.
Jeremiah Long
After everything that's been progressing, which is better in the long run?
-Daily episodes -weekly episodes
Eli Hall
>huge crocodile-like creature made of bright red angular flat plates That would look awesome in the show's style.
Jayden Morgan
>Shut in brown girl who reads a lot and is a weeb who learns sword combat from Stevens step mom because she's absolutely in love with his universe and how magical it is and will die for him >Is given Roses Sword >Is the first person Steven ever fused with
Naaaww, I can't imagine why she's not a shitty self insert.
Parker Barnes
Weekly
Brandon Richardson
You do it for her Everything you have Everything you are You've got to give On the battlefield When everything is chaos And you have nothing but the way you feel Your strategy, and a sword You just think about the life you'll have Together after the war And then you do it for her That's how you know you can win Deep down, you know You weren't built for fighting But that doesn't mean you're not Prepared to try What they don't know Is your real advantage When you live for someone You're prepared to die
>I'm a 28 year old man, and I literally can not listen to this song without tearing up.
Ryan Ramirez
Weekly.
Yknow. Like how it's SUPPOSED TO BE
Jose Parker
Would rose have set peridot free and befriended her?
Did she actually save earth by having steven?
Blake Russell
Yes.
Bentley Mitchell
The other crystal gems follow Roses will pretty closely I think. And they didn't want to let her free, so probably not.
I think you're being a little too realistic about it. It's supposed to be a romantic true love sort of thing.
Gavin Allen
Also it should be able to manipulate lava, because...that sort of thing is cool.
Carter Rogers
>Did Greg actually save Earth by cucking Pearl and murdering Rose?
Adam Wood
Who is the biggest whore?
Samuel Flores
We had a whole arc on this.
Noah Cruz
What a man
John Foster
>Not "We had a whore arc on this."
Grayson Robinson
What is the narrative purpose of Lion?
Nathaniel Barnes
>pearl eating
Landon Martinez
>Would rose have set peridot free and befriended her?
No, after a war that long do you really think she would have shown a Homeworld gem mercy? Even if Peridot had said the exact same words that had gotten Steven curious enough to free her and investigate, Rose would have just passed it off as the lie of a desperate enemy on their last legs.
Nicholas Barnes
When the warm shower starts hitting my back, I can't help but stare at nothing.
I'm unable to trust my own legs. My rear soon plants itself on the porcelain surface.
The water runs down my legs. It stings. Burns. Near invisible cuts, scrapes and bruises being assaulted mercilessly.
It's cathartic. It reminds me I'm still here. Washing the salt off, down the drain.
I want to lie down. A solid half hour of soaking in the artificial rain. The cool surface soothing the heat in my cheeks.
It takes everything I have to get out and dry off.
