Culture pals - /cp/

Midlander edition!

Also, still
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs around the world!

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Website with pastas and scripts:
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qtcrawler script:
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javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the cheaters

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First for Chadstavo

Just a consideration for now
>1 year in St Petersburg 1 year in Helsinki
>Costs about £3000 total compared to £10,000 it would in the UK
>Exact subject I want to study
>Taught entirely in English
It's pretty tempting desu

Based

so what's a good alternative to interpals?

No idea, what do you want to do?

Real life

sad but.. this

not always. Not everyone is around girls in their life. I’m busy during the week but never see girls

Loser

Damn that's pretty loser-like

I highly doubt that English will be intelligible if actually taught in English at all.
Almost all capable Russian scientist work abroad.
>tfw no hot russian PhD to do research on my benis

it’s called having a fulltime job

Don't get triggered by the NEETS.

The Swede ENVIES the NEET

Why would anyone envy a NEET?

Yeah I actually wonder this as well. Who would envy one of those.

I like earning money and being financially independent

>he hates the idea of free money
>he will actively sacrifice EIGHT HOURS A DAY just to barely survive
Wow

You are a nigger
Checked and not a nigger

I made $1,100 for working 3 days this past weekend

are you a Jew?

how do I open a conversation with a female
I have literally no idea what to say besides hi how are you or going full gustavo
help I'm lonely...

please...
i need gf

no

Try to find common ground. Comment on something you see on their profile that you relate to. Try to sound normal.

As an example, if you see they’ve traveled to Sicily, ask something like “ohh did you get to hike up Mt Enta when you were there? I’ve heard it’s a gorgeous view, I really want to do this”

>try to sound normal

Normal, as in not like “hello how are you? My name is Peter, I am from The Gambia. We are smiling Coast of Africa. You should come here. We will be friends. You have a pretty smile. I like being your friend. I will remember you forever my friend

Are you the racist Swiss guy?

what racist swiss guy?

Ok the autistic Swiss guy from a few months ago

Let's all upload our faceapp female version into the main picture of Interpals.

..no

start with simple message things

like "hi, how are you"

Then who are you?

Tell them they're sexy
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Sup faggets

Damm Randy, you'd look really cute if you were a girl...

She's BRETTY ugly though

rude

Thanks babe.
>tfw I'm getting more views from females with this picture other than with my real face

She's a prime example on how online dating is cannibalism for men though. Because of Arabs, betas and soyboys she thinks she's a solid 7 or 8/10 who deserves a Chad bf, while instead she should have been content with guys like Randy. Return of body shaming when?

She deserves a soyboy desu

She looks good (6/10) for an indonesian and have huge tits, so she thinks she's way more beautiful than she is, it changes the way she acts...

The opposite happens in places where the average person looks good, like in Portugal...

How’s the average Brazilian?

Here in the US, the average American girl is like a 5/10.

>found 10/10 aryan gf
>Nuked the profile

In poor places, the average person is a 4/10, in rich places it's 7/10.

But there's way more ugly people here...

And if you're talking about "body beauty", the average poor is a 8/10 and the average rich is a 4/10.

>make a profile again after two years
>zero enthusiasm to keep the interaction going after few exchanged messages

I think this semen slurping website is not for me anymore boys

dam it.. QT was on line, replying almost immediately. I was not prepared for such intense conversation, I don't know what to talk about anymore...
Should I ask straight forward for some nudes? or just say I got to go?

>tfw disillusioned from qts/roasties

What about your Slovenian?

I was sexting on there whole nights without nudes, nudes are a meme

Recommend you get your girl to squirt while the incel mods watch and get yourself off, peak interpals.

NEED a randymarsh gf

Dubs speak the truth.

It’s more sexting to sext without nudes. Especially when the girl talks about how wet she is

:3

that feel when the most attractive person I talk with is from Brazil

You sext with them so they're all prepared to send nudes.
t. kang chad

That's not bad, I guess...

give me an idea of something to say to a woman as a first message

FUUUUUUUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY'RE ALL SO VAPID AND STUPID AND BORING AND IDENTICAL
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TALK TO THESE THOTTESSES
IM GONNA DIE A VIRGIN

Don't stress with that. It depends on the person.
Sometimes I could get replies with just "bazinga" and other times I can't even get a reply with a normal one like" hey, that band is dope, have you heard x?

bazinga you say?
hmm

Don’t message thots. Message nice girls

Why do you guys even bother messaging first?

You only do that if you actually have something to talk about...

nice... girls...

because nobody views my profile or messages me so my only option is messaging women

Script.

My profile is shit, I'm huezilian and I don't even have a pic, but people message me...

They exist

In 2000 years the name titman will be mentioned alongside the likes of Plato, Socrates, Cicero and Augustine.

Really makes you think.

t:erlich

Where's my redhead gf guys?

And let me guess... you're one of them!!?

I’m not a girl. But I know nice girls from IP.

In Ireland

Want

>tfw no /mena/ qt to cuddle with

Spicy chocolate milk

Just get out of your room...

Find an Italian gf

Message them!

Titman

interpals.net/app/photo?pid=792588859616165888

He ain't me though.

Stop summoning me for fake accounts!
instagram.com/malibustaceydoll/

Starting to get the feeling that titman is a fraud and actually likes small tits.

D-delet
t:erik the soyb....i mean titman

What's the minimum sized tits you'd accept?

Didn't one guy visit his qt around Christmas? Why doesn't he keep his /cp/bros updated rrrrreeeeeeeeee

I for one will definitely post updates while my qt is doing girly things in the bathroom.

If I have a (((((sexual emergency))))) I could go for a 80D (36D)

I knew it. You're a crypto pedo after all!
Very disappointed.

Go to bed Deivis

Also, stop sharing my profile on discord Erik!!!!

Fuck you titman, I thought you were different

they said they had found your profile, said it was /erikgb
I had to prove them wrong, didnt want them to think i liked fat bitches

What is his profile?

BTFO

But I am different, my mom have always told me I'm special.

>Pic related, it's me from my family's big gingerbread baking day.

Old lady I was talking with just deleted her profile...

Why would she do that?

RANDY!

There's a dude flirting with me. how can I be polite and still stop talking with him?

If you like Asians you're a pedo
If you like Korean anything you're a pedo
If you like small tits you're a pedo
If your name is titman you're a pedo
If you drink soy milk you're a pedo

Any questions?

Tinder Gold

Flat chest rules.

>tfw no gypsy gf

Gypsies are unironically the scum of the earth