Fired for being autistic

Well Sup Forums, I played with fire and I got burned.
I was browsing this board at work and I got caught. It was incredibly awkward.

>haha...its just satire
My two kike bosses obviously weren't buying it. They shit canned me.

I found you fuckers 4 months ago. You turned me from full blown SJW faggot to a Nazi sympathizer in 4 months.

I cant go two seconds without thinking about Jews and niggers.

Do you people understand the power you wield?

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you deserved it

I know

I'm retarded

I have a smartphone. I use it.

It's ok summerfag. We were all in your position once. Albeit perhaps a little less autistic.

>being an sjw
>now you cant go two seconds without thinking about Jews and niggers.
You're still no better than an sjw, you've just become the anti-sjw. The problem with you is that you're prone to sensationalism, get a grip on your emotions.

youtube.com/watch?v=rE3j_RHkqJc

I just got promoted!

I was going to Cruzpost but I'm honestly curious as to how you got caught. Did they go through your search history?

I'll also just leave a pasta...

lol i go on Sup Forums all the time at work no one cares they all know im racist so no one cares.
Working with only white people is great

haha hey everyone get in here.
lets point and laugh at the faggot

>browsing Sup Forums when you should be doing your job

DARKNESS
IMPRISONING ME

You need to lurk for 6 months before you post, faggot.

Wtf i hate jobs now

>I got so easily manipulated by a Lead Knitting board I was swayed in 4 months

Lmao fucking simple minded faggot, you deserved to be fired

How did you get caught?

yes

damn, i've never been able to racist at work. Even whites in america are sleeper cell niggers ready to be triggered nowadays, I weep for the past.

and in 4 months you never heard anyone use the phrase "hide your power level?" I feel bad for you, but I mean, browsing pol at work? C'mon man...

i was never in this guys shoes i was never a SJW faggot and im not a socialistt

>browsing Sup Forums on the blue pilled world

Come on, answer me, OP, I'm trying to give you attention and shit.

I think about that a lot


They actually printed out my browser history from their web filter

It was like 2 inches thick

LOOK AT ME

I AM THE JEW NOW

>Browsing Sup Forums on corporate internet

This is what your phone is for.

>I cant go two seconds without thinking about Jews and niggers.
me too

Lmao was it just pol? What else

>Do you people understand the power you wield?

Yes.

thanks for the heads up, user. I usually browse on my phone but I have to be real careful to make sure the wifi is off when I do it.

what this guy said
take anything you read with a pinch of salt at all time

Critical thinking OP.
Try it sometime

Wow, that's brutal.

Was it a surprise meeting, too? How did they initiate it?

People always discriminate against me for mobile shitposting

Not all of us can stay in moms basement or the JIDF headquarters all day.

Yeah pretty much. Cringe Sup Forums autist racists are the same as SJW's.

I was never a nigger lover you faggot

It is okay Corey, Jared has already taken over daddy's campaign

Use your phone in the future dude

>all these faggots falling for this pasta
>everyone calling him out for being a newfag
>they don't realize they're the newfags themselves

This is why I browse it at my work and show off my Trump memes here in based Kentucky. Not when I was back home in degenerate Florida... (city coastal FL not based Dixie county / middle of the state)

dude we call my jewish boss the nose so when he walks around we tap our nose to tell them he is walking around

>viewing Sup Forums at work or a university

Natural selection at play. Cya, dumbass

Holy shit. That video. Most of trumps concerns produce anger. He's a genius.

oh no now you can't be a wageslave for literal kikes anymore

welcome to NEETdom, Wagey.

What city of florida we talking? Cos im here in jax and theres tons of redpilled whites.

>browsing /pol at work
Wew lad

How would your bosses know what Sup Forums is?

Nah autistic racists are okay sjw's are buzzkills about anything and everything unless your hobbies involve coffee and macbooks purchased with student loans you'll have a better time in the company of anyone else.

Was getting caught part of your plan?seriously though you gotta be more aware of your surroundings and either use your phone an dim it or don't browse this shit hole outside your house. Welcome to the path of light brother.

My boss just saw me on Sup Forums and I got promoted!

holy fuck this is true
Also saving

I work at a university, despite the power sjw influence there is a strong policy of non monitoring internet use and researchers can look whatever you want and no questions.

>Kentucky
>based
Depends where you are in Kentucky. I know Louisville at least is a liberal hive.

They waited till 5 pm, caught me at the door, and asked if I had a minute.

Sat me down, dropped the folder of papers if front of me, and told me I had broken multiple rules of conduct in my contract and that they were letting me go.

I like keeping up with news and current events.

how did we let it get to this point

lol
>the power you wield

you are still a massive cuck and a faggot

I'm glad you got fired

Fort Lauderdale here, don't be a pussy. Glad you left 2bqhf.

Only faggots slack off at work

sue them for unfair dismissal

I read mainstream news websites or check the weather- on my break.

Why the fuck would you do ANYTHING like visit Sup Forums at work? You might as well have watched porn.

Yes, though it took me about a year of being exposed to truthful information. Reminder you are here forever. Though I was never an SJW, just largely blue pilled and unaware of the situation at hand.

>broken multiple rules
From just browsing Sup Forums, what else did you do?

> Wasting time at work
You rightfully were fired, lazy nigger

Lol wut

You're just weak minded.

While I agree that they are awful when the banter is flowing they still are just the mirror image of the nazi froges.

Can management actually slack off though?

I actually did watch porn too. It didnt come up though oddly.

Just racism.

Underrated

jews are Sneaky they check web browsers

>I actually did watch porn too. It didnt come up though oddly.

You only have yourself to blame for this retardation, f a m.

>I actually did watch porn too. It didnt come up though oddly.
>Just racism.
come on, how old are you? What kind of job was this? Just give the industry.

If it's fast food, whatever.

>I actually did watch porn too. It didnt come up though oddly.
Honestly, they probably didn't know how to approach the subject of "diaper fetish, shitting dick nipple, 2-D loli, furry anal vore" porn and though it'd be best to skip it and fire you for things they can put into words.

Kek quality dead Meme Alphonso

They just threw the whole book at me. Wasting time, engaging in racist activity on company property, misusing company email(sending memes to coworkers)


Half the shit on this board is dicks and girls with huge asses

Browsing other porn boards really isnt that different

guy i work with gets so pissed when i talk about the lazy niggers that work with us but he doesnt do anything. pretty nice desu

Oh no I guess I better stop thinking unpopular thoughts.

>at first real job
>entry level hr (thanks psychology degree)
>my duty is replying to employee requests via email with a template
>supposed to attach the hr department seal picture onto each message
>allowed to use our personal laptops if we choose to so I do
>one day around noon realize I attached pic related to all the sent emails not the company seal, no fucking clue how this happened
>got off the hook by saying I must have opened a virus email and that I'll use the company laptop from now on

Scary shit man. Fuck Sup Forums sometimes

ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE HORROR

It took me a while to frequent Sup Forums at work. Until I heard my awesome white girl coworkers say how it's the people not the weapon and that they are hella down for their 2nd amendment rights. I have never been so proud of people around my age (even though I'm 26 and they're in their early 20's but still)

Yeah well, you're still a nigger.

People don't posses thoughts, thoughts posses people.

A little bit reductionist but bretty cool vid.

What was your exact profession? Are you going to be alright in getting another job?

>got off the hook by saying I must have opened a virus email
There's no way those fuckers actually believed that. You're lucky, nigger.

you should go to your former work place tomorrow and kill your jew bosses. scream ALLAH SNACKBAR.

>sending memes to coworkers
yeah, you seem like an annoying guy lol

I use my phone, and I never add wifi to my phone, and I never send shit to coworkers

>sending memes to coworkers

You're too far gone to be saved now. It's over.

I got the idea because in high school my email legitimately got infected somehow and would randomly send out emails about penis enhancement products and other embarrassing shit to everybody in my contacts, including my teachers. Fuck aol.

>I was browsing this board at work

You got exactly what you deserved faggot

Tampa but its not like I wanted to leave for those reasons I had to pay my own way and had trouble with a job at the time.

KEK lives in niggerville stay retarded.

what do you do brother i'm in the trades so everyone is pretty much white and redpilled. we even have a brown guy who comes in once and a while and talks about slam hoes

I hate the fact I've been here long enough to get that, just fuck my life

Richmond south of Lexington. Could be worse but for the most part is bretty gud.

I get shit like this sent to me at work. I reply.

Specialized customer service. I'll be fine.

>browsing Sup Forums at work
>kys

There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a reverse sjw and if you aren't generally angry, that means you're human livestock and 99.999% of your forefathers hate you.

Pro-tip: we evolved anger for a reason.

'Anti-SJWs' are gonna save the White race.

>browsing Sup Forums at work

>using a yellow board at work
wew lad

>actually being this autistic
Don't you have something better to do?

>I turned into a lazy faggot that browses a Cambodian knitting forum at work and spews whatever I read without doing any research

You deserve everything you get. Here's a clue, the "redpill" isn't jack shit.

I CANNOT LIVE
I CANNOT DIE

oi
I wanna move to Kentucky
How is the weather? -- that is a big factor for me.
I can't do 4 months of 100+

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You have to do what works if you want to win. Principles are great, victory changes things. We bloody our hands so our children need not.