Homestuck

How many of you are still under the delusion that the epilogue will solve anything plot-related instead of just ships?

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So apparently Grandpa was married and probably actually got a woman pregnant at least once
And also that she was pretty hot

I wonder how many fangirls will cry homophobia over Hussie making grandpa Jake marry a girl.
Or maybe we'll come across something in the game that belonged to him that makes it clear that he was also into dudes. Like a dildo collection or gay porno magazines.

>they turn out to be joey's

>Davekat

I really doubt we'll get ships. We'll probably just get some ambiguous picnic scenes or something.

The epilogue will be an even bigger disappointment than the ending.
>Ship teases
>OMG CAN TOWN XDDDD
>exactly one convo probably to either confirm or deny davekat
>End it off with a very solemn looking Terezi walking around earth before suddenly looking up and going "1T'S YOU"
And then /hst/ collectively kills themselves

Why did people seize on that ship? It's so bad.

fujoshits aren't very smart

bump

they call each other out on their bullshit and become better people through it. dave is clearly karkat's voice of reason. meanwhile karkat's show of genuine emotions lets dave open up from his insincerity.
it allows karkat to realize how shitty alternia was and move past his self hatred based on his mutant status when he sees that dave shares his blood color. essentially learning to not hate himself through dave, while becoming the gandhi-type leader by further more letting go of the ruthless alternian culture he was trying to fit under.
dave is desperate for affection and his type are people who give a shit. karkat gives the most shits out of any character ever and is very emotionally supportive to others when it comes down to it.
fun banter potential is high.

it's a decent ship in theory, but hussie's execution of it was shit.

>they call each other out on their bullshit and become better people through it.

pre retcon maybe

>in theory
Yeah and in theory hussie might release a game, but here and now it's not true. The ship is shit.

even though it was twinged with jealousy he told karkat to shut up when he was telling john he was over him, and before that he stopped one of karkats tantrums. its still the case.

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>summer fun eri is canon now

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oh shit waddup

some classic hunkrumps maybe?

>2016
>still thinking the Homestuck 2.0 video wasn't literally the epilogue

I lost all hope when the retcon happened.

NO!
PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-

karkat's chart was about procreation, not optimal ships

>become better people through it.
No, I dont see it. They continued being little shits to each other. I can only see it as hatemance and even if Dave would do troll romance it would be toxic

*8urps*

You'd have to be VERY stupid at this point to believe Hussie intends to give actual ship confirmation. He played his hand in Act 7 quite visibly: ships are ambiguous, he doesn't want to upset anyone by providing actual content at all, "whatever you believe is canon for YOU ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

Hussie is a man of the philosophy "if I serve nothing at all for lunch, no child will be allergic to it!"

Why does everyone keep saying it'll end with Terezi looking up and seeing (implied) vriska? I know its a joke but it makes me so mad

>it makes me so mad
You answered your own question.

Today is Sweden's National Day!
Say something nice to Karkat!

Atleast Eridan could lead a pirate ship

he's not god tier so at least he won't spend eternity being useless

i love you

youtube.com/watch?v=pG11whVLZyU

Is this preferable to updates on the homestuck channel? I'm okay with death now mr hussie

stfu nep

gustavus adolphus died on the day and month of my birthday.

he was a pretty cool guy, unlike karkat

Which characters is the epilogue most likely to focus on the most?

John having a hot threesome with Roxy and Terezi

I also forgot to mention that there will be a short scene of Dave and Karkat holding hands and kissing each other while Jade jumps off a cliff and dies (Jade is the representation of cis hetero homophobes who need to fucking die)

then it goes back to the threesome again with Roxy and Terezi becoming mindbroken

and after the threesome ends, Terezi sees a light post-orgasm

"1S TH1S YOU, VR1SK4?" and then she starts sucking the 8ig 8lue 8ulge and then the epilogue ends

vriska bullying (vriska)

Fedora Freak

was I the only one who died a little inside when can town appeared? I was hoping we'd see can town on post-scratch earth but when cascade happened I lost all hope. now it just feels like a tacky piece of shit in the animation that could have been skipped over.

There's nothing gay about being a proud male owner of a dildo collection.

I thought fangirls didn't like DirkJake anymore because they realized how bad it was for both of the characters?

How many do you have?

Woah, I didn't say that I personally own any. You're making a lot of assumptions here.

That post had nothing to do with dirkjake. Plus it looked like Dirk ended up trying to fix his problems so it wouldn't be as bad going forward.

if you feel this way you were done with homestuck already and theres no ending you could have had that you would have enjoyed. which is fine.

LEAKED HIVESWAP GAMEPLAY

youtube.com/watch?v=5GorzIM2k04

Nah. Sounds like they had some hope left.

I tried making a semi-sfw edit of a nsfw pic, how did I do?

HUSSIE BETRAYED US

You made me sad

Mm. Ms. Paint.

Mind linking the original?

I figured fangirls wouldn't get mad about Jake seeming straight unless it was because they wanted to ship him with a dude

Hiveswap isn't out yet, but the BLACKing is just beginning!

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so joey is john's half-sister? or cousin

>tfw no jade/dave/karkat threesome pics with gags about "wrong hole asshole" and "how am I supposed to know you're an alien" and "it's supposed to go in the girl you dumb shit"

Because it's totally within Hussie's style to both A. make an infuriating circlejerk for Vriska and B. tease an event without actually showing any real payoff for it because "muh subversiveness".

this is is still more content than we have of actual gameplay

oh wow the meme threesome back from 2011 with karkat the buttmonkey

your sacrifice shall be rememered

What's her name again?

Ace Dick

who the fuck actually gave a shit about can town in Act 7
it was a meme, just like WV after Cascade

*HIS* name is Ace Dick, you cheeky cunt.

Have you never read problem sleuth? It's Ace Dick, god damn.

Inspector Gadget

Man don't even fucking PRETEND WV was a serious non-joke character from the beginning. The only serious moment he ever got was the dream sequence that Vriska interrupted.

fucking rude

This shit was hype

I should filter Homestuck threads already. I get strangely depressed and annoyed whenever I see them on the catalog. I just want to forget the last seven years of wasted time.

I remember when homestuck was good

only a 90s kid would get this reference
good job my good sir

that was 2 minutes long. he got eight huge panels of seriousness pre-act 7 as well as can town and the volcano stuff within act 7. he has always been a joke character with short bursts of seriousness, thats his charm.

well yeah I can agree more with that than the initial post.

Also we were looking forward to seeing him do more things that made him rise above being a joke character.

It's a shame he never got past that.

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Massacre: Who wore it better?

John Egbert.

LE made it look cooler
Sovereign Slayer had more weight

Tought there would be a one-year gap to another album, nice.

10/10 pic.

we need more bOwC

>killing chess people vs killing ghosts

neither really meant all that much. its their other actions that differentiated them

patchy's reaction was literally hsg

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did LE even do anything else besides kill a bunch of ghosts

>they say there is a secret legendary in both games
>if you win against a single trainer in route 4 13 times, they will forward you to a CEO of a company
>they ask what you think of the company and you will need to type your answer
if you type "YOU DO NOT HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO TALK PROFESSIONALISM WITH ME" you will initiate fight with BILL BOLIN

Most of his doings were manipulations so that people couldn't destroy him without icing reality and making sure that those moments they wanted to try to retcon as bad as possible

caliborn did a lot of shit

lord english barely did anything but pop bubbles

His main crime was he insulted this wonderful comic of ours called Homestuck. Don't you just want to lynch him?

not directly

yeah but that was sort-of retconned when caliborn said he didn't want to do any hard thinking and just manage his time loops through intuition

so it's really more of a coincidence that that stuff happened than anything else

he made davekat a reality

>completely innocuous truck by a river
>they say you can find penumbra phantasm hiding under it

What happens when you die as a ghost anyway?

I think it's more that he just has Doc Scratch and the Felt do his thinking for him

I wanna congratulate him for it since he managed to make it not feel ironic, being a character in the comic Himself
It made me relate to him a great deal

I think you can be brought back to life if someone throws your corpse into a kernel sprite
it's unclear what with both retcon and prototyping mechanics being so vague

What is penumbra phantasm? I saw it come up in reddits volume 10 wishes thread
Something to do with Toby Fox?