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christmas on the beach edition

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anime

a living god

i wouldn't even take my shirt off if I had that much fat underneath

>boxing day bumble match did not start a convo before she expired

End it, end it all right now.

i hit on the nurses whenever i go to see my doctor

>guys a tuition fee isn't a loan because a tuition fee isn't guaranteed to be paid back

W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SAID TUITION ISNT A LOAN LOL YOU'RE DELUSIONAL!

why is he so greasy

Would you, lads?

me and the gf
me on the top

who are you quoting?

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sperg in the last thread

pake the tiss

absolute runts like you lot wouldn't even know how to begin with a classy bird

Stick to your working class runtesses okay?

can't believe for a second that the cute ears and giggle lad actually shagged her, nobody in here is that socially competent

always eating out lel

>bird
alri Smiffy

cntrl + f
hmm but no one said that, maybe you can link me the post so I can laugh at the person as well

>feel like ur the only brit here or the rest are just really sheltered posh kids

hurts senpai

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what are you lads drinking tonight?

huh? where is the quote

Biere

Water Wednesdays bro

had a 500ml Irn Bru (full sugar) chilled from the fridge with din-dins

tap water for the rest of the night as I have toil tomorrow

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love anarcho-capitalism
hate democratic communism
simple as

EDIT: thanks for the pass!

what's a watchable film that veers as close as possible into b-movie erotic thriller territory

Want to play vampire the masquerade but am far too sloshed to bother and have people over

ah yes the trials of a toilman with a social life

>drinking alone on a weekday

where the fuck did you go so wrong

blue is the warmest colour has a 12 minute lezzer scene desu

youtube.com/watch?v=vaUvm2dxo4Y

the idiots by lars von trier

anime

Love eating fresh eel

>not drinking alone on a weekday

virgin detected

how many choccies/sweets you lads eaten so far this Christmas?

have had fuckall myself. 3 'fancy' pralines and 3-4 TCO wedges

love swallowing my bfs eel

Imagine telling your dad you listen to girls whispering to your ears on youtube, haha the shame

a lot of normoes have the full week between christmas and new year off on holiday

bloodlines?

just made a tremere meself

Where's the best authentic wool in the UK

2 fancy pralines and 2 roses

yeah, not much desu

Imagine telling your dad you post on /brit/, haha the shame

I got a pack of old school sours and sweets in a bag. been up all day and night watching JF DESTROY kraut and tea

my dad turned out to be a homosexual so that's probably worse

Just a few celebrations and liqueurs

>Why don't you have a girlfriend
>I hope our kids will play together :)
>you're so cute when you flirt

Bitch, in case you didn't notice, I am autistic. I am not going to have kids, not going to have a girlfriend and I am not flirting.

just signed up to the $500/month patreon donation for Lauren Southern lads, now I get 3 pictures of her feet

found this on the gfs phone

ummmm what???

smashed a full chocolate orange on the day itself

besides that not too much, just the odd sweet here and there

ate quite a lot of maoams though; mum bought a big bag and I really love maoams

soylent stained hands typed this

henry and june

>lactose intolerance has gone from bad to worse
>ran out of lactase pills
>now literally cannot eat chocolate

pathetic vermin

does she really do those things for patrons?

star wars: the last jedi

/brit/ meetup in bristol for new year when?

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choon

>lactose intolerance
>peanut allergies

this generation sure are made of wool

does filmfour still do foreign film late at night? They used to do it way back, lots of porn in that. Reminded me of the old days of fuzzy picture signal channel 5 on friday night

would you rather live in a 2 bed flat, or a 2 bed end of terrace with garden + detached garage?

Both are the same price

i could literally give the address of a pub in bristol my mate has rented out for nye that could fit everyone in /brit/ and more.

but i wont.

not really, film4 is pretty shite these days

reckon they got undercut bigtime by sky / netflix / amazon etc because nowadays virtually all they air is shit movies

could explode your head like a melon with one fell clap

reckon i'm gonna go proper mental one day

reckon i'm gonna go proper bent one day

Flat. Can't be arsed maintaining a garden.

you wont

Cannot imagine being lactose intolerance, the thought of not being able to eat cheese and drink tea with just a touch of milk makes me feel sick.

*goes mental*

if a drunk brit peed in the street and some cops were nearby what would happen to him?

fine and a warning most likely

he'd be arrested for being drunken disorderly

they'd probably get told off and be given a fine if the copper was in a bad mood

cops would lay down and feign injury

the cops would run away in fear of being peed on

they get a public raping

you reckon this is a prozzie or what? guy seems too autistic:

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shot to death

tell him to get on the ground and give him 500 instructions pointing a military grade fuly automatic assault rifle at his body then kill him

yes they still do, theres usually subbed european or asian films, theres one on tonight

I didn't ask for this ;_;

any pissed man in?

the correct answer.

toil tomorrow

Spent the whole afternoon shagging the girlfriend

Back home now

bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-42494450

>Israel's transport minister wants to dig a railway tunnel under Jerusalem's Old City and name a station next to the Western Wall after Donald Trump.

>Yisrael Katz said he wanted to honour the US president for his decision to recognise the city as Israel's capital.

based jews

yes

>the oneitis is flat-chested

won the lottery lads

no toil until the 4th Jan

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post fucking machines

give me grandad a scolding for ruining christmas by being racist and now he's crying lmao

When I spent the afternoon shagging my girlfriend and cuddling her naked, I spunked on her face and her arse.

You guys aren't jealous are you?

Got until the 7th

willy pongs