christmas on the beach edition
/brit/
anime
a living god
i wouldn't even take my shirt off if I had that much fat underneath
>boxing day bumble match did not start a convo before she expired
End it, end it all right now.
i hit on the nurses whenever i go to see my doctor
>guys a tuition fee isn't a loan because a tuition fee isn't guaranteed to be paid back
W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SAID TUITION ISNT A LOAN LOL YOU'RE DELUSIONAL!
why is he so greasy
Would you, lads?
me and the gf
me on the top
who are you quoting?
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sperg in the last thread
pake the tiss
absolute runts like you lot wouldn't even know how to begin with a classy bird
Stick to your working class runtesses okay?
can't believe for a second that the cute ears and giggle lad actually shagged her, nobody in here is that socially competent
always eating out lel
>bird
alri Smiffy
cntrl + f
hmm but no one said that, maybe you can link me the post so I can laugh at the person as well
>feel like ur the only brit here or the rest are just really sheltered posh kids
hurts senpai
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what are you lads drinking tonight?
huh? where is the quote
Biere
Water Wednesdays bro
had a 500ml Irn Bru (full sugar) chilled from the fridge with din-dins
tap water for the rest of the night as I have toil tomorrow
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love anarcho-capitalism
hate democratic communism
simple as
EDIT: thanks for the pass!
what's a watchable film that veers as close as possible into b-movie erotic thriller territory
Want to play vampire the masquerade but am far too sloshed to bother and have people over
ah yes the trials of a toilman with a social life
>drinking alone on a weekday
where the fuck did you go so wrong
blue is the warmest colour has a 12 minute lezzer scene desu
the idiots by lars von trier
anime
Love eating fresh eel
>not drinking alone on a weekday
virgin detected
how many choccies/sweets you lads eaten so far this Christmas?
have had fuckall myself. 3 'fancy' pralines and 3-4 TCO wedges
love swallowing my bfs eel
Imagine telling your dad you listen to girls whispering to your ears on youtube, haha the shame
a lot of normoes have the full week between christmas and new year off on holiday
bloodlines?
just made a tremere meself
Where's the best authentic wool in the UK
2 fancy pralines and 2 roses
yeah, not much desu
Imagine telling your dad you post on /brit/, haha the shame
I got a pack of old school sours and sweets in a bag. been up all day and night watching JF DESTROY kraut and tea
my dad turned out to be a homosexual so that's probably worse
Just a few celebrations and liqueurs
>Why don't you have a girlfriend
>I hope our kids will play together :)
>you're so cute when you flirt
Bitch, in case you didn't notice, I am autistic. I am not going to have kids, not going to have a girlfriend and I am not flirting.
just signed up to the $500/month patreon donation for Lauren Southern lads, now I get 3 pictures of her feet
found this on the gfs phone
ummmm what???
smashed a full chocolate orange on the day itself
besides that not too much, just the odd sweet here and there
ate quite a lot of maoams though; mum bought a big bag and I really love maoams
soylent stained hands typed this
henry and june
>lactose intolerance has gone from bad to worse
>ran out of lactase pills
>now literally cannot eat chocolate
pathetic vermin
does she really do those things for patrons?
star wars: the last jedi
/brit/ meetup in bristol for new year when?
>lactose intolerance
>peanut allergies
this generation sure are made of wool
does filmfour still do foreign film late at night? They used to do it way back, lots of porn in that. Reminded me of the old days of fuzzy picture signal channel 5 on friday night
would you rather live in a 2 bed flat, or a 2 bed end of terrace with garden + detached garage?
Both are the same price
i could literally give the address of a pub in bristol my mate has rented out for nye that could fit everyone in /brit/ and more.
but i wont.
not really, film4 is pretty shite these days
reckon they got undercut bigtime by sky / netflix / amazon etc because nowadays virtually all they air is shit movies
could explode your head like a melon with one fell clap
reckon i'm gonna go proper mental one day
reckon i'm gonna go proper bent one day
Flat. Can't be arsed maintaining a garden.
you wont
Cannot imagine being lactose intolerance, the thought of not being able to eat cheese and drink tea with just a touch of milk makes me feel sick.
*goes mental*
if a drunk brit peed in the street and some cops were nearby what would happen to him?
fine and a warning most likely
he'd be arrested for being drunken disorderly
they'd probably get told off and be given a fine if the copper was in a bad mood
cops would lay down and feign injury
the cops would run away in fear of being peed on
they get a public raping
you reckon this is a prozzie or what? guy seems too autistic:
shot to death
tell him to get on the ground and give him 500 instructions pointing a military grade fuly automatic assault rifle at his body then kill him
yes they still do, theres usually subbed european or asian films, theres one on tonight
I didn't ask for this ;_;
any pissed man in?
the correct answer.
toil tomorrow
Spent the whole afternoon shagging the girlfriend
Back home now
bbc.com
>Israel's transport minister wants to dig a railway tunnel under Jerusalem's Old City and name a station next to the Western Wall after Donald Trump.
>Yisrael Katz said he wanted to honour the US president for his decision to recognise the city as Israel's capital.
based jews
yes
>the oneitis is flat-chested
won the lottery lads
no toil until the 4th Jan
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post fucking machines
give me grandad a scolding for ruining christmas by being racist and now he's crying lmao
When I spent the afternoon shagging my girlfriend and cuddling her naked, I spunked on her face and her arse.
You guys aren't jealous are you?
Got until the 7th
willy pongs