>Britfag made a thread earlier today that "in 14 hours the invasion begins." He said he was being told by his commanders and referenced this. news.sky.com/story/all-royal-navys-advanced-destroyers-in-port-10516991 >A source tells Sky News the presence of all six in port at once could be a "gross lack of planning" or "something more serious". >something more serious
People who replied to the thread were asking who we were invading. The OP didn't reply... I think the thread wasn't talking about Britain invading somebody, but somebody invading Britain. These are all anti-air destroyers. Maybe defending Britain from some kind of threat from Russia?
Then you have this thread 13 hours later >somefag in italy talking about lots of jets taking off and heading for Turkey
>currently there's a massive cyber attack taking place, and Sup Forums is slow from the fallout, netflix is being affected along with a ton of other sites
My Netflix took a shit several hours ago during playback. Had to restart and reconfigure my network settings...
Aiden Torres
No one gave me a fucking memo about this
Dominic Ortiz
Deus kek
Josiah Green
As long as the internet stays on at my house i can only say have fun guys
Nicholas James
CHECK TO SEE IF THERE'S BEEN A TURKROACH RANGEBAN
Hunter Bennett
I though it was just my aussie network acting up, my ping spiked to like 5000.
Joshua Edwards
Sup Forums was running a bit slow up until a few minutes ago.
Connor Clark
>Britfag made a thread earlier today that "in 14 hours the invasion begins." He said he was being told by his commanders and referenced this.
Yes Im sure a real soldier would do this. All their comms are monitored, read 1984 you watch the party members much closer than the proles.
Alexander King
Same thing here in Mexico, I live by the border though.
Josiah Carter
...
Jonathan King
They better fucking try it we have the whole of London and Birmingham as fodder and a ramp
Jackson Barnes
been streaming porn for the last couple hours, but Sup Forums has been slow and i've noticed a couple slowdowns
Lucas Wright
>Russia invades Britain
Okay. And then?
Jacob Morales
lol bullshit I was watching it for the last 3 hours perfectly. Sup Forums is slow because Sup Forums is always slow. stop trying to meme happenings
Brandon Cook
Then...uh...then we get MERKEL!
Hunter Price
It's happening brothers. Praise be to his name
Brody Nelson
derp
James Johnson
England deserves to be invaded. The English would benefit from it in multiple ways. Let's see you be snotty after the Russians roll a tank through your garden.
Carson Wilson
But it is alright, anime will be made real
Leo Morris
i keep getting this
Gavin Watson
Comfy time
Logan Green
Maybe happening, I call on kek to show us digits of truth of happening, or singles of not happening. Praise be to kek, show us the way.
Jack Myers
>massive cyber attack taking place Torrenting is slow as fug.
Josiah Kelly
-5/10
Jackson Reyes
Incirlik airbase is having some trouble.. wwIII yeah it's all going to splode.. gtfo..
Jeremiah Green
>Sup Forums is slow because Sup Forums is always slow 4u
Levi Nelson
Oh shit.
Turkey just took control of Incirlik, which is full of plane-deployed nuclear bombs.
Britain is getting ready to shoot down any Turkish bombers they get LOS on.
Christian Bennett
>not posting source
KEEP ME POSTED
Carson Morgan
>he seriously believes this
Sebastian Lewis
A whole load of sites went down at the same time. That's a clear sign of a huge cyber attack flooding bandwidth.
Jaxson Hughes
Same happened to me 1/2 hr ago.
Dylan Watson
If Pootin takes our Netflix then we've already lost
Jaxon Torres
HAPPENING INCOMING AUGUST FUCK YEAH
Charles Perez
I want to have the bunny
What's happened at incirlik besides being surrounded by a bunch of confused turks
Parker Morris
It's just pointless to argue with the "eventually the whole world is about to splode any minute now" they can take anything and make it into that.. and they're consistantly wrong but just repeating it ad infinitum with new things.
erdogan argued against 2400 judges and what was it 130 media outlets and now he's also bringing forward the end of the world in the next 24 hours duck and cover.. calm the fuck down.. there's some ruccus about incirlik a potential geopolitical incident but end of the world.. gtfo..
Austin Hughes
The NATO base is being surrounded, because they are going to take some of the nuclear weapons inside. The Turkish government is going to give one of those weapons to an ISIS fighter/migrant group, who are going to bring it into Europe. The bomb is going to be used in a nuclear based terror attack, which will wipe out a major European capital.
Single diggies means I am wrong, and repeating means Kek confirmed.
Matthew Morgan
I've been making this prediction since I heard of the coup in turkey.
Cooper Turner
And then we will paint the moon RED! Seriously, Crimea was sore for our economy. We are strong, but we're not 'take over UK for no reason other than why not' strong.
Jaxon Rogers
what's with all the fake happening threads lately? it really kills the mood stop wasting meme magic on lies, you fools
Luis Robinson
SEPTEMBER 23RD!!!!
Liam Gonzalez
haha faggot
Leo Williams
>be me an hour or two ago >internet is absolutely shitting itself >see this guess that solves that mystery gang thought it was rogers being turbokikes again, but it might just be a prelude to nukes
Ayden Cruz
>Single diggies means i'm wrong Fucking done. Go to bed.
Charles Watson
Same here. I think that it is going to be used in Europe, possibly Germany. Even if it is not a full on nuclear attack, I think it could be a "dirty bomb" type attack.
Here are some frequencies. Governments use this shit to transmit codes. If shit's going down, there's a good chance you might hear it:
11175 8992 4724, 6739, 8992, 11175, 13200, and 15016, along with 6712
Lucas Wood
Yup i noticed a definite spike. Was the "cyber attack" specific to these services or to our local?
Jayden Lee
You have no idea how modern (gen 5) nuclear weapons work and are being utilized.
>Dirty Bombs go kill yourself
Julian Bell
SKYKANG! Holla back, bitch!
Sebastian Torres
Are you saying it is not possible to take nuclear material, and use an explosive device to spread it? Come on now, that is more than possible.
As for modern generation 5 nuclear weapons, enlighten me, please.
Joshua Baker
All the blessing of KEK within my post to bring back the true word of our lord.
Parker Price
About 5 of my Air Force buddies just got called to Turkey. I'm a nationalguardfag but they don't know what exactly is going on either.
Luke Ward
Kek wills the destruction of Europe.
Nolan Flores
Guy from that shortwave radio site says ISIS tried taking the base.
0309z ostir haustr: Turkey update: apparently ISIS tried to take the base. 0309z CT-1799: Really? 0309z ostir haustr: yes 35 dead 0310z 2605:a000:a7c6:c100:2034:c412:364f:46f5: do you have a source? 0310z Alatov: source? 0310z ostir haustr: its hitting foreign wire servbices now. 0310z ::ffff:76.69.85.150: proofs
Parker Brown
There is no way of utilizing the nukes that are stored there. You have to have the launch codes, also they are locked in WS3 Vaults which will detonate if you try to open them without proper authorization. They will not reach critical mass, however.
Robert Cooper
I'd kinda like to see you guys try. It would be so stupid and unexpected I wonder how far you would get. A real life version of red dawn remade in the UK
If you believe you can "just use the material" from a modern nuclear bomb or just throw it from a plane a-la-Nagasaki then you have no fucking idea what you're talking about. Without a code all you have is a mildly radioactive piece of junk
John Sullivan
It is time to defend the homeland.
John Miller
If we stop Putin from taking our Netflix, he wins.
Joseph Bailey
Launch codes have been compromised
Dominic Hall
Sure it is. But there are easier and more effective ways to create a much more powerful nuke. Literally with the tools of some small workshop. Read up on depleted uranium and how it can be used for nukes, or ask /k/. I'm not an expert.
Liam Price
>Netflix does site maintenance
>Surely this means WW3
Lel never change happening fags
Adam Gray
Why the Fuck would you even say shit like that?
Isaiah Morris
Because Kek wanted me to confirm His will for all to hear.
Evan Perry
We realistically could take the whole Baltic, Ukraine, and maybe have Belarus return. You won't care and we would get away with this. Taking Poland would be harder, but same easy. Or we can just nuke the whole region, a good strike - not s single nuke, a strike, - would do the job. Taking UK... Well. The suddenness would probably win it. A quick strike upon all important bases and sinking of all nuclear attack-capable subs would ensure a quick defeat. Though an operation of this caliber won't fly unnoticed. Crimea was because of the suddenness of the decision and maximum silence, this will just be noticed. I mean, if I was your usual NATO general and I was told potato speakers are flying their aerospace forces at UK, I would probably worry.
Jace Gomez
They're thermonuclear. They use a small fission reaction to trigger a fusion reaction.
They don't have enough radioactive material to really be worth wasting on a dirty bomb instead of just using as they are.
For a dirty bomb, you really want nuclear plant waste or access to medical isotopes.
Jaxon King
>brexit happening >right wing rising across Europe >trump just a few months from being elected and cucking all their plans >shutitdown.jpg This is it lads, they're hitting the killswitch
Aiden Evans
Fuck you leaf.
Merkel doen't need your help.
Samuel Murphy
Thank you based, Burger. Who holds the codes for the bombs in the Nato base? Would Erdogan have access to them?
Samuel Foster
Looks like we've got ourselves a broken arrow situation
Thomas Jackson
How does it feel having to constantly watch what you say online, Hans? Fearful of the inevitable knock at the door?
Carter Robinson
>I don't care as long as my hentai is safe. I've got some bad news, user.
overlord > kek and meme magic rook beats bishop. europe is not exterminated in end times.
Carson Sullivan
May kek protect our Internet
Josiah Nelson
Kek will take the internet eventually.
Sebastian Allen
>Turkroaches commit suicide wishing a nigga would
Justin Perry
I would assume the base commander has half of the codes, and his subordinate has the other. At least that's how they handle the codes for nuclear subs.
Adam Young
it wasn't 'just Netflix..' but. it was Netflix AND Sup Forums. BOTH, at the SAME TIME, can only mean ONE THING. ONE.
James Powell
I am an autistic twat. But same possible**.
Caleb Gonzalez
>NEETS GO OUTSIDE
Christopher Barnes
Would it not be possible then for Erdogan to get the codes? Considering he has been rounding up the military since the coup.
Bentley Carter
War lines are being drawn >Erdogan declares NATO and America as the enemy
You need to add that you have to select USB to hear them.
Ethan James
See ya later buddy
Jonathan Morales
Any proud American would give his own life before giving over nukes.
Jose Stewart
I was just fucking saying earlier "what if all the Incerlik NATO guys get fucking murdered?"
We'll see.
Landon Martinez
Kek so true
Ryan Foster
godlikeproductions is that-a-way>>>>>>
Nolan Fisher
>netflix is being affected along with a ton of other sites my client was throwing ERR_TOO_MANY_REDIRECTS, faggot. that means they fucked up their own load balancing shit, or their provider had a service interruption.
Juan Foster
Keep me posted
Thomas Mitchell
Isn't there going a 30,000 strong roach riot planned in Koln today?
RIP Germany.
Owen Davis
There are no physical copies of the codes kept on hand? The base commander is only told them?
I am just wondering how secure they are.
Gavin Rogers
No give everyone nukes. This country has betrayed me.