Britfag made a thread earlier today that "in 14 hours the invasion begins...

>Britfag made a thread earlier today that "in 14 hours the invasion begins." He said he was being told by his commanders and referenced this.
news.sky.com/story/all-royal-navys-advanced-destroyers-in-port-10516991
>A source tells Sky News the presence of all six in port at once could be a "gross lack of planning" or "something more serious".
>something more serious

People who replied to the thread were asking who we were invading. The OP didn't reply... I think the thread wasn't talking about Britain invading somebody, but somebody invading Britain. These are all anti-air destroyers. Maybe defending Britain from some kind of threat from Russia?

Then you have this thread 13 hours later
>somefag in italy talking about lots of jets taking off and heading for Turkey

And now you have this
rt.com/news/354042-turkish-police-incirlik-nato-coup/
>7000 military police surrounding US Nuclear base in Turkey

>currently there's a massive cyber attack taking place, and Sup Forums is slow from the fallout, netflix is being affected along with a ton of other sites

And thus, WW3 begins

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websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/
huffingtonpost.com/entry/turkey-kills-35-militants_us_579cb5a6e4b0693164c17d10?yptr=yahoo
cnn.com/2016/07/30/world-wide-hentai-ban-passed-into-law/index.html
twitter.com/rc_kris/status/759588075135725568
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Deus Vult

Doubtful

MY BODY IS READY

PRAISE KEK!

I don't care as long as my hentai is safe.

My Netflix took a shit several hours ago during playback. Had to restart and reconfigure my network settings...

No one gave me a fucking memo about this

Deus kek

As long as the internet stays on at my house i can only say have fun guys

CHECK TO SEE IF THERE'S BEEN A TURKROACH RANGEBAN

I though it was just my aussie network acting up, my ping spiked to like 5000.

Sup Forums was running a bit slow up until a few minutes ago.

>Britfag made a thread earlier today that "in 14 hours the invasion begins." He said he was being told by his commanders and referenced this.

Yes Im sure a real soldier would do this. All their comms are monitored, read 1984 you watch the party members much closer than the proles.

Same thing here in Mexico, I live by the border though.

...

They better fucking try it we have the whole of London and Birmingham as fodder and a ramp

been streaming porn for the last couple hours, but Sup Forums has been slow and i've noticed a couple slowdowns

>Russia invades Britain

Okay. And then?

lol bullshit I was watching it for the last 3 hours perfectly. Sup Forums is slow because Sup Forums is always slow. stop trying to meme happenings

Then...uh...then we get MERKEL!

It's happening brothers.
Praise be to his name

derp

England deserves to be invaded. The English would benefit from it in multiple ways. Let's see you be snotty after the Russians roll a tank through your garden.

But it is alright, anime will be made real

i keep getting this

Comfy time

Maybe happening, I call on kek to show us digits of truth of happening, or singles of not happening.
Praise be to kek, show us the way.

>massive cyber attack taking place
Torrenting is slow as fug.

-5/10

Incirlik airbase is having some trouble.. wwIII yeah it's all going to splode.. gtfo..

>Sup Forums is slow because Sup Forums is always slow
4u

Oh shit.

Turkey just took control of Incirlik, which is full of plane-deployed nuclear bombs.

Britain is getting ready to shoot down any Turkish bombers they get LOS on.

>not posting source

KEEP ME POSTED

>he seriously believes this

A whole load of sites went down at the same time. That's a clear sign of a huge cyber attack flooding bandwidth.

Same happened to me 1/2 hr ago.

If Pootin takes our Netflix then we've already lost

HAPPENING INCOMING AUGUST FUCK YEAH

I want to have the bunny

What's happened at incirlik besides being surrounded by a bunch of confused turks

It's just pointless to argue with the "eventually the whole world is about to splode any minute now" they can take anything and make it into that.. and they're consistantly wrong but just repeating it ad infinitum with new things.

erdogan argued against 2400 judges and what was it 130 media outlets and now he's also bringing forward the end of the world in the next 24 hours duck and cover.. calm the fuck down.. there's some ruccus about incirlik a potential geopolitical incident but end of the world.. gtfo..

The NATO base is being surrounded, because they are going to take some of the nuclear weapons inside. The Turkish government is going to give one of those weapons to an ISIS fighter/migrant group, who are going to bring it into Europe. The bomb is going to be used in a nuclear based terror attack, which will wipe out a major European capital.

Single diggies means I am wrong, and repeating means Kek confirmed.

I've been making this prediction since I heard of the coup in turkey.

And then we will paint the moon RED!
Seriously, Crimea was sore for our economy. We are strong, but we're not 'take over UK for no reason other than why not' strong.

what's with all the fake happening threads lately?
it really kills the mood
stop wasting meme magic on lies, you fools

SEPTEMBER 23RD!!!!

haha faggot

>be me an hour or two ago
>internet is absolutely shitting itself
>see this
guess that solves that mystery gang
thought it was rogers being turbokikes again, but it might just be a prelude to nukes

>Single diggies means i'm wrong
Fucking done. Go to bed.

Same here.
I think that it is going to be used in Europe, possibly Germany. Even if it is not a full on nuclear attack, I think it could be a "dirty bomb" type attack.

Guys, tune in to shortwave radio.

websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/

Here are some frequencies. Governments use this shit to transmit codes. If shit's going down, there's a good chance you might hear it:

11175
8992
4724, 6739, 8992, 11175, 13200, and 15016, along with 6712

Yup i noticed a definite spike. Was the "cyber attack" specific to these services or to our local?

You have no idea how modern (gen 5) nuclear weapons work and are being utilized.

>Dirty Bombs
go kill yourself

SKYKANG! Holla back, bitch!

Are you saying it is not possible to take nuclear material, and use an explosive device to spread it? Come on now, that is more than possible.

As for modern generation 5 nuclear weapons, enlighten me, please.

All the blessing of KEK within my post to bring back the true word of our lord.

About 5 of my Air Force buddies just got called to Turkey. I'm a nationalguardfag but they don't know what exactly is going on either.

Kek wills the destruction of Europe.

Guy from that shortwave radio site says ISIS tried taking the base.


0309z ostir haustr: Turkey update: apparently ISIS tried to take the base.
0309z CT-1799: Really?
0309z ostir haustr: yes 35 dead
0310z 2605:a000:a7c6:c100:2034:c412:364f:46f5: do you have a source?
0310z Alatov: source?
0310z ostir haustr: its hitting foreign wire servbices now.
0310z ::ffff:76.69.85.150: proofs

There is no way of utilizing the nukes that are stored there.
You have to have the launch codes, also they are locked in WS3 Vaults which will detonate if you try to open them without proper authorization. They will not reach critical mass, however.

I'd kinda like to see you guys try. It would be so stupid and unexpected I wonder how far you would get. A real life version of red dawn remade in the UK

huffingtonpost.com/entry/turkey-kills-35-militants_us_579cb5a6e4b0693164c17d10?yptr=yahoo

If you believe you can "just use the material" from a modern nuclear bomb or just throw it from a plane a-la-Nagasaki then you have no fucking idea what you're talking about. Without a code all you have is a mildly radioactive piece of junk

It is time to defend the homeland.

If we stop Putin from taking our Netflix, he wins.

Launch codes have been compromised

Sure it is. But there are easier and more effective ways to create a much more powerful nuke. Literally with the tools of some small workshop.
Read up on depleted uranium and how it can be used for nukes, or ask /k/.
I'm not an expert.

>Netflix does site maintenance

>Surely this means WW3

Lel never change happening fags

Why the Fuck would you even say shit like that?

Because Kek wanted me to confirm His will for all to hear.

We realistically could take the whole Baltic, Ukraine, and maybe have Belarus return. You won't care and we would get away with this.
Taking Poland would be harder, but same easy. Or we can just nuke the whole region, a good strike - not s single nuke, a strike, - would do the job.
Taking UK... Well.
The suddenness would probably win it. A quick strike upon all important bases and sinking of all nuclear attack-capable subs would ensure a quick defeat. Though an operation of this caliber won't fly unnoticed. Crimea was because of the suddenness of the decision and maximum silence, this will just be noticed. I mean, if I was your usual NATO general and I was told potato speakers are flying their aerospace forces at UK, I would probably worry.

They're thermonuclear. They use a small fission reaction to trigger a fusion reaction.

They don't have enough radioactive material to really be worth wasting on a dirty bomb instead of just using as they are.

For a dirty bomb, you really want nuclear plant waste or access to medical isotopes.

>brexit happening
>right wing rising across Europe
>trump just a few months from being elected and cucking all their plans
>shutitdown.jpg
This is it lads, they're hitting the killswitch

Fuck you leaf.

Merkel doen't need your help.

Thank you based, Burger.
Who holds the codes for the bombs in the Nato base? Would Erdogan have access to them?

Looks like we've got ourselves a broken arrow situation

How does it feel having to constantly watch what you say online, Hans?
Fearful of the inevitable knock at the door?

>I don't care as long as my hentai is safe.
I've got some bad news, user.

cnn.com/2016/07/30/world-wide-hentai-ban-passed-into-law/index.html

overlord > kek and meme magic
rook beats bishop.
europe is not exterminated in end times.

May kek protect our Internet

Kek will take the internet eventually.

>Turkroaches commit suicide
wishing a nigga would

I would assume the base commander has half of the codes, and his subordinate has the other. At least that's how they handle the codes for nuclear subs.

it wasn't 'just Netflix..' but.
it was Netflix AND Sup Forums.
BOTH, at the SAME TIME, can only mean ONE THING. ONE.

I am an autistic twat.
But same possible**.

>NEETS GO OUTSIDE

Would it not be possible then for Erdogan to get the codes? Considering he has been rounding up the military since the coup.

War lines are being drawn
>Erdogan declares NATO and America as the enemy

twitter.com/rc_kris/status/759588075135725568

You need to add that you have to select USB to hear them.

See ya later buddy

Any proud American would give his own life before giving over nukes.

I was just fucking saying earlier "what if all the Incerlik NATO guys get fucking murdered?"

We'll see.

Kek so true

godlikeproductions is that-a-way>>>>>>

>netflix is being affected along with a ton of other sites
my client was throwing ERR_TOO_MANY_REDIRECTS, faggot. that means they fucked up their own load balancing shit, or their provider had a service interruption.

Keep me posted

Isn't there going a 30,000 strong roach riot planned in Koln today?

RIP Germany.

There are no physical copies of the codes kept on hand? The base commander is only told them?

I am just wondering how secure they are.

No give everyone nukes. This country has betrayed me.

Gay LARP thread

Sage

Son of a bitch