Rate my area of the world lads. Please don't tell the Americans otherwise they might bomb everything

Rate my area of the world lads. Please don't tell the Americans otherwise they might bomb everything.

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hmmm

okay okay. i dont really hate you guys that much.

i don't have paint and mapchart.net doesn't have mena maps

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okay here you go, my non-meme feelings.

p reasonable, ill take it

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Only correct choice

>lebshit hates
dont care

>tunis hates me

dying inside

unironic, non meme.

>wah he no like me
this is the real world kid

forgot a lot of countries, will redo

what dya think arabs?

go collect the trash if Hezbollah allows you out after the curfew lmao

p solid.

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do you like us because you want to someday have your persian foot up our arses?

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gotta keep the facade up
don't let anyone know the truth

sandfever?

>hating Yemen

Yemen has had the worst luck for the past 800 years but literally all of Arab civilization started there. There were coffee and culture and shieet yall

day of the rope soon iranian trash

more like the areas to conquer, and areas to kick shit in before conquering
>"turks" couldn't conquer Persia even during a golden age
LMAO

Israel-Iran axis fucking when

haha everyone knows you want to restore "greater iran" pershit. You literally offered our government to delete all Jordanian debt if we allow you in with no visa to visit the shiite memorials. AND WE SAID NO hahaha

bonus challenge. guess my political ideology from that map

here you go

XD

pisslamist

>""""persia"""" is literally azeristan
have fun

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oops meant to post this. haha xx

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aw love u too bb

Iranian army- around 750,000 including conscripts
Pakistan army- 1.1 million without conscripts

t. knows very little about MENA

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>liking bootlickers and dogs ie. lebanon

it shows Amerifriend

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the point of the ottoman warmachine revolved around the idea of conquering rich territories and populations that could be taxed for lots of income, persia would provide none of that since it was a poor sandnigger tier shithole.

I like Jordan because you take in all those refugees like a champ, and aren't a shithole compared to countries like Syria, Saudi Arabia, and Israel.

>syrians flood in by the millions in already crowded speck of land
>trash starts piling up for some reason
youre a nigger

I just like Lebanon because the food is good.

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why is everyone hating on Pakistan?

Literally could BTFO every arab state, turkey and Iran, considering they held off India which is one on the world strongest armies out of Azad Kashmir for 70 years and still kill around 80 indians soldier a year in Kashmir.

>hates greece
>likes cyprus
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haha we have as much Syrians and we keep our streets pristine shill haha

fuck off

because cyprus is cute

Also, the only state to have positive K-D against Israel. (seriously)

:)

>Literally could BTFO every arab state
>thats what poos actually believe

Tell me about the highway in Jordan

Designated trash highways

Got over your homesickness, Abdullah?

why do you love egypt but hate every other part?

>trannyjordanian brains fails to process the comparison of size between two countries on the map and equate it to the relative size of landfill space in each one
poetry

the real questions is why are the maghreb and lebanon/jordan so popular

It's brety good if you have a RWD car and like interesting rock formations.

It can be very dangerous at night tho due to budget cuts so gubbment doesnt always keep it lighted

Of course you'd say that considering you're a paki yourelf

no one cares about your meme army you look and stink like shit

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Sorry Achmed.

what's your KD ratio against Israel?

Also, what Arab state could BTFO Pakistan? Only Egypt could put up a decent fight.

Also if we used conscripts like Arab states, our army would be 32 million strong.

C O R R U P T I O N

I like countries that respect their people (ie. Kuwait and Oman are the only ones that spring to mind in the gulf),

Egypt because Ive had really nice adventures with the locals and lost my virginity here haha

Cool, I'll add Jordan to the list of places I want to visit but never will.

fucking ashken*zi, israel is moroccan :D

absolutely not surprised

>Pakistan btfo'ing Turkey and Iran

whiter than you muhammad

>and lost my virginity here haha

pls be in doha. also im jsut surprised you like egypt of all places cause the only thing that people give a shit about there is the pyramids.

Pakistan population - 211 million
Imagine the zerg rush
Even if we lost, we could use nukes lol.

GREADESD ALLY

Are you a k*rd?

diaspora?

fuck y'all

no sunni arap

What's a kard?

yep
my jewdar is working after all

Indian population is over 1 billion, India wins lol

heres the quick rundown on Jordan:

DO:

-Jerash
-Amman
-Dead Sea
-Hercules
-Mt Nebo / Madaba

DONT

-Petra (unless you have a gf then you can stay in the romantic caves bretty gud)
-Aqaba (shitty tourist trap)

why do you hate saudi arabian when they're your biggest allies right after US?

(((you)))

>bangladeshi liberation war
>90k soldiers captured
ok pajeet

The fuck is Hercules

Pakistan nukes- 130
Arab plus Turk plus Iran - 0

Explain yourselves.

Temple of Hercules nigga. Never been?

think he means the ruins on the citadel desu

why do nords like ethiopia?

What goes on in Aqaba? Is that where Jordan exports all of the fertilizer?

>against India of 1 billion people, cut off from mainland

Yeah, comparable to wrecking the western barbarians who have no population, nukes or honour.

It's our only seaport so yes. And it has a nice touristy area but the problem is its extremely expensive. for us to go to Turkey for 5 days and back is cheaper than a 3 night stay in aqaba haha

Saudi Arabia and Iran are one and the same. Saudis only cooperate because they hate Iran even more.

you mean why does ethiopia likes nords. also it's probably because they're easy pussy. we have millions of ethiopian women here in the middle east and they will fuck everything.