People stop getting gets in kek threads

>people stop getting gets in kek threads
>suddenly happenings stop
Why has kek abandoned us?

Because it's a false god.

CANT

But its happening right now.

STUMP

What are you talking about, people are still getting gets

kek

Happenings are still happening.
Celebrities are still being cucked and dying.
Gets are still getting got.

ALLAH SNACKBAR

Mods became aware of kek's power and changed the algorithm to stop him.

Not in kek threads they aren't.

Kek threads a week ago were littered with gets, and happenings followed.

kek wills a happening tomorrow

KEK works in mysterious ways.

if kek wasn't real then why would my last 4 digits add up to 17?

THE

noticed

Stop bugging a chaos god to keep you entertained you fucking retards.

Cheq'd.

>not posting the meme magic version of this pic
shiggy. It's like you're not trying to get.

Slow down there!

Step aside, boys, I got this. Happening will happen tonight.

KEK IS OMNIPRESENT MY CHILD

/thread

Pray harder.

Witnessed

Oh shit.

And this why KEK is angry because people keep making him add up stuff instead of doing real lol's

TRUMP

Praise kek

HE HASN'T ABANDONED US IT WAS JUST A DRY SPELL

>Dubs

FOR 8 MONTHS THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT KEK MEME HAS BEEN POSTED 24/7, ONLY THIS BOARD CAN BE THIS AUTISTIC. I HOPE THE FUCKING MODS PERMABAN ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS, GO MAKE YOUR OWN STUPID BOARD AND CALL IT 'LE EPIC KEK CHAN'. IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST RETARDED THING IVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET, I ACTUALLY FEEL SAD FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE SO AUTISTIC THAT YOU POST THIS THINKING THAT YOU'RE FUNNY, 'HAHAHAHA LOOOK AT ME IM LE GOD KEK SO EPIC EPIC FOR THE WIN EPIC MAYMAY' Sup Forums IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE IM SICK OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS POSTING THIS STUPID ASS MEME 24/7 FUCK OFF U FUCKING FAGGOTS STOP POSTING THAT STUPID GREEN FROG AND THE OTHER SHIT MEMES, 8 MONTHS, 8 FUCKING MONTHS POSTING THE SAME SHIT, NOT EVERY WEEK BUT EVERY HOUR, EVERY HOUR THERE'S A KEK THREAD, ON EVERY BOARD OF Sup Forums, U FUCKING AUTISTS, IVE NEVER SUCH SUCH HIGH LEVELS OF AUTISM, THIS BOARD IS MORE AUTISTIC THAN ALL THE OTHER BOARDS COMBINED, KEK SUCKS DICK AND SO DOES YOUR WORTHLESS LITTLE BOARD, I BET YOUR DICKLETS START TINGLING WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING ABOUT KEK, ISN'T THAT RIGHT FAGGOTS? I BET THAT YOU GET SOME SEXUAL STIMULATION FROM UPLOADING A PICTURE OF A FROG TO YOUR BOARD HUH? I BET THAT YOU MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BY FROG DICK. IT'S PROBABLY TRUE, YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS AND WANT KEK DICK. OH LOOK ITS TIME TO REPOST UR STUPID KEK THREAD, GO AHEAD AND CLICK THE BUTTON WITH YOUR GREASY NECKBEARD FINGERS. I BET YOU WEAR FEDORAS AND TRENCHCOATS TOO. STUPID ASS FAGGOTS, THIS FORCED MEME IS NOTHING MORE THAN SHIT, TRYHARD FEDORA NECKBEARDS ATTEMPT AT BEING FUNNY. YOUR "OC" IS PATHETIC, JUST SOME SHITTY PAINT EDITS OF THE SAME PIC OVER AND OVER. WHAT A BUNCH OF TALENTLESS FAGGOTS, GO CHEW ON YOUR MOUNTAIN DEW AND YOUR DORITOS. IM DONE ARGUING WITH YOU FAGGOTS, GO CHECK YOUR STUPID MEMES AND RE-POST YOUR PEPE FACES FOR THE 50TH TIME WHILE YOU MANCHILDREN KEEP REPOSTING THIS UNFUNNY CRAP EVERY SINGLE HOUR

FUCK OFF FUCKING FAGGOTS!!

So we get repeating dygyts after 19 posts.

Fucking shit lad, kek is gone.

You are feeding the wrong God. Reply to this thread in forgiveness and all will return as it was.

Real happening tomorrow

kek thanks m8

Me must have displeased him...but how? Answer this and dubs will flow while happenings happen.

...

WITNESSEDDDDDDDDD!

Kek has a will.
Happenings will come when he wills it.
Maybe we're not saying the right location
Rollng for happening in Madagascar.

There she be
dubs of 3
PRAISE KEK

If you look at the status of religion, creating a kek faith is allowed. BUT....

This says something

somebody is very upset

Is this him signaling his return?

WELCOME BACK LORD KEK

impressive

Trump will win presidency, hillary will win prison.

HE'S HERE!!!

WITNESSED

Oh shieet

OHHH OHH KEK IS BACK BABY

KEK IS WITH US AGAIN! HOLY FUCK. SEIG HEIL

KEK HAS BEEN SUMMONED AGAIN

PRAISE KEK

let's break this curse right now

REMINDER that KEK works in MYSTERIOUS WAYS and one cannot CLAIM to UNDERSTAND him

Oh sweet Kek

NOT DUBS, TRIPS!

Ok

Guys...
Guys I'm getting weirded out

HE NEVER LEFT

Saved

ALL HAIL THE FROG GOD!!!!

DOUBLES FOR THE DOUBLES GOD CHECK EM YOU HERETICS

So looking at the whole truth about religion.

And what would be the best thing to do? The whole religion thing has Enormous Problems.

Oh there's some Turkey ones rn that are lit the fuck up. Praise be

HE WHO REWARDS THE FAITHFUL WITH BLESSED DIGITS SHALL LEAD US TO THE PROMISED LAND

If repeating Double digits kek is real and will bless us with a happening within a week

KEK IS REAL WWIII NOW

GOD HAS SAVED US

kek

Certified Kekening

Stand aside

FUCK

who are you replying to?

PRAISE KEK

THE RETURN OF THE KING

KEK HAS BEEN AWOKEN

Oh shit

WITNESSED

kuk

Sorry for doubting you Kek

Burn in the hell you have created bitch.

Kek

Czeched.

We need to make a tribute to Kek. Everyone get off your asses and do some squats. Last two digits of your post determines how many squats you do. Let's do this brothers.

He's saving up all his meme magic for the big happening.
Whether we like it or not; it's coming boys.
I for one welcome it with open arms.
PRAISE KEK

He hasn't abandoned me yet.

reminder that this is still fated happen.

P R A I S E
H I M
N O W

...

XMAS IS HERE EARLY!!

>The Frog, The Head and The Emperor are one in the same and separate at the same time

If your faith in Kek ever waivers

Just visit this old thread and bask in his glory.

Praise Kek. It is right to praise Him.

quiet my goddess

Roll

May kek have mercy and keep my numbers low

witnessed

Kek bless my post.

I PRAY TO THEE

this is some tasty ass pasta

kek, may we have a happening in Northern Ireland?

THE DARK LORD IS IN THIS THREAD
OH KEK GREAT BRINGER OF LIGHT BLESS US WITH THE DIGITS THAT REPEAT
GREAT ANCIENT FROG GOD I BEG OF THEE RISE AND DESTROY THIS WORLD AND BRING UPON US SIMPLE BEINGS THE GOLDEN AGE OF LIGHT