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Multiculturalism edition

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need a bf lads VERY lonely atm

sophie

Devon lad here, thoughts have been stewing in my mind about having men enter my asshole with girthy objects/phalli

fuck off yank

fuck off

leave me alone

Jillian Janson and Anya Olsen - Hot Vacation With My Best Friend

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Is it like a scimitar like lad

how did that walking date actually go then

All of you can fuck off desu

Create a will and grant power of attorney lads. That's the real sign of becoming an adult (along with life insurance btw, get the best plan).

would quite like an arab gf

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very good song
a christmas number 1

>tehe i'm bent btw :3c

doing a poo
thinking of you
cant seem to shake myself
of these diarrhea blues

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better than your search for a bf

you alright?

anime

I instantly recoil from human touch

would quite like an italian gf

r8 the er

anime

You should take a cowie lad, sense of touch feels like an orgasm on your skin

kids born in the year 2000 will be 18 soon.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha

but Churchill won a world war, Thatcher just won a war against poor Argentina

if i were stupid then i'd dignify your post with a reply

is there still snow in gta online?

people born in 1980 will be 40 soon

what walking date?

she dabbin

people born in 2018 will be born soon

Devon lad here, I'm a hopeless virgin.

Devon (35-year-old virgin reddit flag user) larped a few months back that he was going on a walking date with a girl from work, everyone saw his story was fake, he was furious when everyone started calling him out

was just thinking this might play it for the first time in 2 years if there is

love snow me proper comfy

>be tarquin on /brit/
>drinks alone in his room 3 days a week and becomes very drunk
>be druggo crew on /brit/
>do drugs occationally maybe once a week at max

>tarquin: why do you do drugs ffs do you not know how bad it is for you

Eating Five Guys

not even worth replying to

>be lisicki on /brit/
>lick dicks

Lots of kids being born now will live until the 2160s

i believe him

Sucking off five guys

devon here. that wasnt me. soz.

wailing

don't bully devon

hear Jordan is actually a pretty stable, prosperous and secular place, but happens to be surrounded by monumental shitholes and so ends up with countless refugees from pretty much NSEandW from one period to the next to the point they're blowing a significant %age of their budget just housing them

how does the average native Jordanian feel about this?

will not be ready for having kids until late 2020's or early 2030's lads

wind yor fockin neck in kid

normally get on fine with the family but god theyre so unbelievably jarring this year
maybe this is just the basis of growing up and moving out

we had a lovely walk actually and i kissed her at the end of it
she wanted to go on a second date but i turned her down

just ignore them la, pointless trying to reason with unenlightened mongs. let them drink their poison.

No post-workout endorphins and opiods
No weed
No crypto gains

Might end it all lads

can you describe the taste of the dicks you've been licking today mate

i doubt it

Typical /brit/ poster

dont care

devon lad here
wasnt us boss

couldnt think of a better place to ask this question

>life insurance
>literally paying people for your own death
boggles the cortex

I am a man who walks alone and when i'm walking a dark road

Scared of tearing my banjo string

devon here. not bothered. all the stories are about people who arent me. am enjoying the attention though x

you would, you silly sausage

Havent showered in 6 days lads

never had a five guys desu

the middle east is the cat box of the world

Girlfriend weighs more than me and she nearly fucking snapped my dick being on top today, my life flashed behind my eyes lads I tell you

Devon gives sex advice on /brit/ based on porn that he's watched

people hate on pearl jam but ten is a very solid album

Rather than new creative television, British TV now consists of documentaries about the making of classic TV shows and shows where you watch other people react to TV shows

2008 vibes

In 1899 you wouldn't have believed a baby could live until 2017

the average Jordanian is too fucked out the arse to care lad. unemployment just hit 18.5% and petrol prices have skyrocketed. Trade with Iraq was halted for a couple of years and Saudi's war in Yemen means no aid which crippled the economy.

I still have Sup Forums tho so thats good :)

mental to think that i post here with lads who still live with mummy and daddy

having friends causes me nothing but stress and anxiety

need more fiber in your diet
also why are you shitting into a box?

Its expensive as shit.

The beef patties smell literally like somebody's shit in between a bun and gave it to you.

The fries are just salt licks, felt like I was swlalowing sea water eating one chip

Remember when PC soyboys said consoles were dead when the current generation was released? PS4 is the fastest selling console in history lmao

reckon pearl jam is objectively a good band but their image has been ruined by their fans

cheshire is a sad, sad little indian man

I'm 18 so I have an excuse

Not if we LIVE

in order for a child now to live until 2160 they would have to be 142

not lots of them though

u watching the paritridge doc too ay

most posters here are teenagers, so what do you expect?

ye but women are now the primary market for gaming because they play candy crush on their phone for two hours a day whilst their five brain cells regenerate

Going to visit Wadi Rum soon

devon here

mental to think that i post here with teenagers

anyone wanna be friends on steam

someone hat this post

do your fingers still smell like your girlfriend's fanny?

wrong

I will lad. Post yours though.