Australia got Abos. New Zealand got Maoris. We always here the jokes and shit abos do but what about Maoris...

Australia got Abos. New Zealand got Maoris. We always here the jokes and shit abos do but what about Maoris? Are they bro tier? Or are they just as bad as abos?

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They at least look more human than abos

From my personal experience they're pretty bro tier.

Though meth, alcohol, cigarettes and pies have done a number on their community

Was gonna say this

Bro tier when sober, shit tier when not

That's unfortunate that alcohol and delicious succulent pies have taken hold of their communities. I was just wondering because I saw a few of their "Haka" videos and I really digged it.

They have just as much issues with substance abuse, but they're actually useful in society.
I guess they're pretty much Island Irish.

i know one thing about the maori: they were organized and skilled enough to get the british to agree to some treaties and retain a measure of sovereignty so they did a lot better than most people the british decided had land that was now suddenly british clay.

Unlike abo's when they where discovered by the English they actually knew how to make fire and were decent warriors, this caused the English to make a treaty with the Maoris. Abo's spend 2 million years inventing the stick so they got wiped out...they honestly deserved it.

>Pies
Is that kiwi talk? What do you mean by pies?

Maoris had a functioning micro civilization when we arrived including agriculture, domestication and forts on high ground.

Abos had sticks.

These mystery-meat miracle pastries.

The younger maori guys I know tend to be lazy and quit when the going gets tough. They always tell me about some amazing athlete from their community that went to trash because of booze lol

A pie is a type of fat ground squirrel, you can extract it's spines to be used as a mild hallucinogen when you blow on them and it's incredibly addictive.
It's the thing that sucks the most about america, you can't find a good pie at 3 am after a night on the town.

All the maoris i know are bro-tier. Also the NZDF is pretty much all maoris so that's mad.

Obesity from meat pies, they're popular over here.

Better than abos, but that's not hard:
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Maoris are based man. Cool warrior culture

Still can't deny they are the niggers of NZ. The youth are copying American nigger culture and they top domestic abuse and all those other nigger statistic charts.
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Nothing, trust me, absolutely nothing is as bad as abos.

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Yeah, but at least we have a steady supply licking toads and cow pat mushrooms. The land supplies.

Those ads though man, it's not surprising that Abo's won the lowest IQ for indigenous populations globally.

>muh treaty claims
>Gimme dat land
>Gimme dem social programs
>Gimme dem Maori only Parliament seats

Same minority bullshit as everywhere else.

>The younger maori guys I know tend to be lazy and quit when the going gets tough. They always tell me about some amazing athlete from their community that went to trash because of booze lol

Pretty correct there

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abos > maoris

at least abos don't go punching cunts in the back of the head, and very likely killing them, to prove how fucking tough they are

>Maori ancestors
>hunt giant bird (Moa) to extinction

>Moden aussies
>hunt giant bird (Emu) and lose

to add to this, people who say "bro-teir, they wuz warriors n shiet" are very, very obviously people who have never had to live with large numbers of maoris

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maoris are actually really fucking SJW theguardian.com/world/2016/jul/31/captain-cook-statues-defaced-in-nz-amid-calls-for-maori-chiefs-to-take-his-place

Nothing quite like a good Haka.

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It's cringe af when Whites do it.

>implying that's any different than the american midwest

maoris are still really fucking bad though

but maoris are unable to handle it compared to whites

they're either complaining about white people or invading white suburbs because they so desperately want to live like whites

scum of the earth, literally a "sikhs are bro teir!" meme

Maybe you should learn from India and set up designated sleeping streets.

There had to have been at least a few Abo communities that knew how to make fire, because Captain Cook (or whoever was with him that wrote down what they did) recorded seeing fire from the ship.

gutenberg.net.au/ebooks/e00043.html#ch8

Abos are worse than niggers.

White/Maori race-mixing is the future.

All the forged. creative fire of the white man and the volcanic savagery of the pacific islander.

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Maoris can break into anything.

Like my mate Jeff, but he's really more of an urban maori.

No porn allowed. This is a politics board

I wish Americans knew what we have to go through with these two breeds of ape.
>Nigger hiphop gibs me dat aggressive culture
>Muh Land! Injun/Aztlan type shit
>Either stocky as fuck or morbidly obese
Infinitely worse than niggers

Maoris were savages that committed genocides against almost every people they concurred. Not to mention that they practiced cannibalism.

Good thing the white man showed up and brought those big island niggers to heel. Now they dress up in their little furs and trinkets to entertain us.

They're no where near as bad as abos, no ethnic group can even come close to being as bad as abos. We're just lucky that most abos live away from the cities, otherwise every Australian city would be Detroit, except with knives and more theft.

Maoris, and pacific islanders in general, are 100% top tier fellas by themselves. However, if you get more than say, 10 of them in one place at a time, some sort of crime, violence or other chimp out is basically guaranteed. If there's alcohol involved or other males of a different Polynesian ethnicity nearby then expect a nuclear war scale chimp out localized to whatever bar, club, park or street you happen to be at.

A Samoan work buddy of mine got his jaw broken by a sucker punch from a random Samoan guy at a bar a while back because the other guy assumed that he was Tongan, then he punched my buddy's wife too. That's just how they are when they get drunk.

most recent map I could find.
Most of the states in dark blue have low population

911 gets it

This desu. Particularly when the """battle""" they're about to participate in is chasing a ball around.

the only abo tribes who didn't know how to make fire were in tasmania. and actually in those tribes only the leaders knew how to make fire.

completely false

well, maybe not if you're measuring by cognitive abilities, but abos don't chimp out like pavement apes do

the biggest "race riots" ever conducted by abos are all sit-ins, walk-outs or just plain civil disobedience. even any example of violence are because max-cucked white faggots spearheaded classhes with police.

get this, there are hundreds of cases where courts, lawyers, police and other respresentatives have spent weeks, or months, in discussions with aborigines about land disputes, simply because the abos would consistently just walk out on negotiations.

after years of this bullshit, we're only now discovering that a lot of the time it has nothing to do with politicking, but because the abos just want to sit outside and smoke a fag. hundreds of thousands of dollars of taxpayer money wasted in interrupted negotiations, because the sensible people of the australian court systems expected them to be hostile towards the land provisions they've been given. it did not even cross their minds that the abo delegates just wanted to fucking sit outside in the breeze and sign a piece of paper.

this is the level abos are on.

>the biggest "race riots" ever conducted by abos are all sit-ins, walk-outs or just plain civil disobedience.
Hey guys, I spotted the 17 year old melbournite.

Look up the redfern riots, little buddy.

>after years of this bullshit, we're only now discovering that a lot of the time it has nothing to do with politicking, but because the abos just want to sit outside and smoke a fag. hundreds of thousands of dollars of taxpayer money wasted in interrupted negotiations, because the sensible people of the australian court systems expected them to be hostile towards the land provisions they've been given. it did not even cross their minds that the abo delegates just wanted to fucking sit outside in the breeze and sign a piece of paper.
Fucking kek

They're like litigious brown Irishmen without the terrorism

Actually he sounds like he's from Adelaide
Don't ask how I know.

Maoris used to be cool. Now all they do lie cheat and steal and dodge taxes.

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bro tier

i lived near redfern brah, it was mostly white people, i shit you not

they should have all been fucking wiped out

Maoris are Polynesian. Abos are hominids.

New Zealanders are really lucky to have Maoris. Aussies got the abos (eesh!) and where I am, we have shit-tier native population as well. Substance abuse, violent crime, absolutely savage to one another. Seriously, they don't have any restraint toward one another in a fight. It is common to see them with eyes missing. The only funny part is watching our politicians smiling and clapping and wearing funny clothes, wafting smoke in their faces before negotiations. It's like the natives are really trolling them so they can watch video later and laugh at what they made the stupid whites do. Sad part is they aren't trolling, and most don't have the tech to watch video. Entertainment for them includes a hacked-off piece of garden hose in a school bus gas tank or huffing from jars of acetone.

>tfw no natives to kill

Do yours drink mouthwash and huff gasoline too?

Got anymore listerine bro?

As a Native these Threads are offensive. We are the Native people and have better cultures.

They are ok. Altho they beat their children, drink, smoke and binge to much on drugs an alcohol.

IMO they are more nationalistic then whites. My dad is always telling me how Maoris at work tell Indians to fuck off back to India because they are starting to take all the lower end jobs.

However. Pacific Islanders (coconuts) are an evil, cunning race that will stab you in the back when your defences are down.
They also will steal ANYTHING not bolted down and play the victim when caught.

I fucking LOATHE Pacific Islanders.

What flavor of listerine is your favorite

a f u c k i n g l e a f

Nobody actually lives in Adelaide.

Spot the white person, Sheridan.

>I'm here for the job interview.

no whats actual the worst about maoris is they are somewhat smart which means in getting free shit from the government example of this is them claim that there was a water monster in the river which means that they had to be paid for him to leave nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=3003401

You're disgusting

A fucking UNION JACK in the couner.

Bro-teir. /thread

Is there a dead skunk on his chest?

Well you clearly don't, our colonists had guns and bombs and wanted to exterminate the Maori population, we didn't want that so we ordered our colonists to stop doing what they were doing and grant the Maori's representation in parliament.

Do you Americans ever learn anything right? We protected the Native Americans just before the Revolution by drawing up the Appalachian line, the Aboriginals still exist because they became a protected species.

And what you mean they did better than most of the land the British landed on?

Did the British government order George Washington to expand into Native American lands?

No the government did not, so take your revisionist crap to /lgbt/ you fucking faggot.

If we really wanted a peoples exterminated? Just look at the Tasmanian's.

Oh wait, they don't exist anymore because that's how you get shit done.

Cunt stain.

I know a few of them. Individually they are
bros, in packs they turn into regular shitskins. When drunk they're even worse.

Am I the only Kiwi on Sup Forums who likes Maoris and hates Islanders?

>our colonists had guns and bombs and wanted to exterminate the Maori population, we didn't want that so we ordered our colonists to stop doing what they were doing and grant the Maori's representation in parliament.
you fucked us over england this is the reason why people declare republics

everyone does

maori = noble savage due to higher IQ and adaptability to modern life

abo = savages that was put on the flora and fauna list by the empire to be shot on sight for being sub human...seriously....incest and cannibalism the works mate

I have native friends who fucking hate natives because of this shit, go downtown in my city and all you see is empty listerine bottles laying around everywhere

Half bro tier half slightly above Nigs and Abos.

As a general rule the descendants of Colonist aligned tribes are the best (like the Taranaki tribes and those in Northland) while others are shit (Waikato Maori, somehow being a bunch of assholes makes you unpopular with your neighboring tribes. Who'd have thunk it).

Dunno about the ones still in NZ but every Maori I've ever met has been a total bro.

>that
>an actual riot

if you want to argue the case, sure, but the entire fiasco was a bunch of abo kids running around LARPing and smashing things, hardly a riot.

the "big crowds" that posed for the media during the day were all stock-standard lefty cunts

anyway, this is stupid because redfern was barely a blip on the radar. i was originally arguing the point that abos are completely incapable of anything resembling Ferguson.

quintessentially first native

Oh piss off, you colonists wanted to go full rampage for no reason other than greed and wars are expensive you know? Do you pay for the rebuilding of forts/homes destroyed in revenge attacks?

No you don't, you expect daddy England to pay for it all just like America did during the Seven Years War they started and all the revenge attacks from the Native Americans that burned their villages down that we had to rebuild, we had to send more men over to increase security because you fuckers FUCKED up and you dare? You dare blame us?

You shut your cake testing, salad dodging, cock licking cake hole you cunt smear and be grateful you exist.

Haha holy fuck.

The ones in my state build casinos on their reservations, some are also able to eat peyote legally.

Disgusting lot of people.

Got me but those Hawaiins natives are fat nothings. Some of the most disgusting "humans" you'll ever see.

For anyone that doesn't understand, Canada has giant taxes on liquor, a 750 ml of jack Daniels is $36 here. But mouthwash with %40 alcohol is not taxed at the liquor rate, so natives drink it.

Well maybe you shouldn't have oppressed us

So we can blame you for being too stupid to eliminate the abos?

The lowest IQ people will drink anything with alcohol in it.

Iv even heard stories of the liquid soap in restrooms being drunk because it has some very low alcohol content in it.

>Native
Maoris only arrived in NZ about 300 years before whites. They killed off all the actual natives.

Thats over long ago. Ever been to hobbema?

Maoris IN Australia are bro tiers who want to work and have a family and be good to their community. Maori's in New Zealand are closer to the level of Abo's in Australia.

In my job I've seen several cases of Maori assuming sovereign-citizen type quackery. It seems to be getting popular.

It'd be funny if I didn't have to put up with that shit.

Maoris and Pacific Islanders are bro tier overall, but the more jaded ones from rougher backgrounds tend to be overly violent and unreasonable. I went to highschool at a place that had a lot of them so talking from experience. Tbh i miss getting all PI immigrants who would just steal my tax dollars rather than these indians and chinese who steal jobs.

Oh and also the few niggers and mudslimes we have are scared of maoris so theyre good for that too.

If its hand sanitizer its 75% alcohol, so it will get you fucked up including a bunch of other ingredients

and the white man falls for the trick of card games.

ACTUALLY, we have hospitals THAT BANNED hand sanitizer dispensers from hospitals because natives were drinking it

Used to be the prevalent theory but apparently the Moriori people where actually just a semi isolated tribe of Maori.

Still, the 300 years is accurate and so is the fact they fucked up the local Fauna more than the European settlers.

and look what has happened now that you did not exterminate them, the forced teaching of maori language to white children, the forced renaming of towns and cities and suburbs from english to maori, the compulsory maori seats on councils and parliament, the destruction of all white nz culture in favor of maori and the miscegenation of the white race now mixed with the maoris