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what's YOUR excuse for not hiking with your girlfriend, bro?

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You made this thread earlier today bro

mah i posted it again

>checked

>tubby
>hair like a wig

uggo desu

Stop fucking posting this, Riley

bait your girl is obviously half nig judging by hair go kill yourself.

>girl

>athletic vegan
>tubby

lol no

Yeah, I can just imagine that being a space fairing being.

Have done this.
But hiking is a much better experience without said person. More time for introspection and such.

Sad!

Hate walking , love skateboarding, biking, ice skating, anything but walking

Enjoy your feminism and eventual divorce, cuck inc

>large black gf
>greasy black hair
>no gear
>jeans

jesus christ...

>those hairy arms

she some kinda wop?

>refuses to post his gf

jesus christ...

:^)

>Looking at EXIF data

>keking on the inside

Oh wow it's a typical western whore.

Lucky guy you are

Post the pic with the mask please

>no boobs, inferior ass and thighs

:^)))))))))))))))))))))))

My l2, l3, & l4 vertebra, as well as my right ilium were completely destroyed in a bike wreck...my girl at the time died too. My girl now likes woods & shit, but she's pretty fat & i don't think she could really hike that far, & I'm in this chair. Your question actually sort of fucked with me a bit LoL

Looks like a normal girl on any beach on the planet, except a nude beach.

She has a fine ass and she isn't fat.

dude, post the pic of your gf in the supermarket with the mask please.

i'm a virgin

your gf is fat dude, sooner you accept it, sooner you can tell her to lose weight.

Riley, it's enough for today

She's got a nappy head.

My girlfriend is fucking lazy. The only way she'll go hiking is if her friends go.

I don't have a girlfriend.

>athletic
>vegan

Zop tozzle

>normal girl

Exactly.

The point is to go for the abnormal ones who aren't vapid cunts.

Fuck

FUCK

my girlfriend is a cyclist too (pic related is her bike)

I always worry whenever she goes out on her bike, this is America, not Europe. Biking here is a fucking death trap I swear. Sorry to hear it man

Neither is my girlfriend, in fact my girlfriend most certainly plays more sports than yours - actively so

>if I lie to myself maybe I won't be a virgin until I die ;_;

Come home white man

>Not hiking to get away from your fat, deminigger girlfriend

Does she know you post her and pictures of her all over the Internet?

Nice rack actually

>fat tit cow

Exactly. It'd be an absolute nightmare to have a gf like that. You just know that they won't be together forever - something she'd probably find to be 'oppressive'

>not having a girlfriend to go hiking with at all

how does it feel to know your gf isn't 100% white?

LOL

>trying to scream on the internet

/r/SuicideMethods

Looks kinda fat.

love handles don't lie
That much curl.
She's probably a kike too.
>Enjoy your fat JAP

@83549700
Oh look it's this thread again. It's not even bait or a meme or anything interesting.

>Having a girlfriend I don't have to live with

You are dating a sandnigger, don't big yourself up.

>wanting one in 2016

only niggers and cucks settle for them these days


her stomach is as flat as an ironing board

Feels supremely too god to be true tier man

Upload a pic of those juicy coffee coloured pillows

She's pretty shallow, social media/reality tv/csgo are her life. Doesn't like music either, that sucks.

>having a shit tier gf

fucking lol. My girlfriend wakes up 30 minutes before I get up, just to make me fucking lunch. Sit the fuck down Nigel

You'll never experience this from your 'liberated' white gf

>"hiking"
>in jeans
oiamlaffin

i'll bet your fatbody girlfriend does tough mudder and 5ks too.

you could be doing so much better than dating a fat negro with a large stomach

It's difficult to dislike you and feel sorry for you at the same time...

That was her quickly getting up from the couch and going out on a hike unplanned and leaving within the next minute - simply because I asked her to


What's like, knowing you've literally never experienced this?

Spot the butthurt white girl


>w-w-where have all the good men gone to ;_;

>T-Tyron please come back to me, they're not settling for me anymore ;_;

Bike, as in bicycle? How'd you cripple yourself and how'd she die from a bicycle?

>Shit tier GF
>lets me do my own thing when I want to

Pick one, Jamal.
She makes me breakfast if I want her to, but she still lives with her parents, so they usually make it instead

Living with a girl out of desperation is the ultimate cuckery...

We're not jealous that her nose touches your lap with just the head of your hardon in her mouth

'Cause she's disabled, and we can't afford that off-road wheelchair yet. Shit's rough, breh.

if it were 5 inches higher on her frame

It's been about a year since I went on a date. No point. I miss my ex.

Fat and at least half nigger. Pass.

Why wouldn't you want to live with a woman who:

>makes all of your food for you
>buys all your groceries
>sex 24/7
>helps with homework, chores, etc
>helps pay any bills, any time

Moved in together and we're like this after just being together for three months, too

My facial aesthetics are shit and I'm not very confident.

Side note: I was thinking of starting a blog where I document my attempt to ask a different girl out for coffee or drinks once a day. Would anyone be interested in this?

I get like fucking asthma attacks when I'm right about to do it. Fucking sucks.

>Thinking anyone envies your lazy nigger
>Thinking white girls aren't better at servicing families
>Falling for the "majority of white girls are gigafeminists" virgin meme

LMFAO you are so pathetic...

sry mate
she browses pol and hates SJWs if that's any better

>Hiking in a park

Come back when your hiking 20+ miles in one day

i dont care how spontaneous it is, you don't go on a hike in jeans. can't imagine what her muff smelled like after that.

if anything, i pity you for being so proud of this.

Remember to think about me and my 3-6 kids in a marriage that'll last forever after

once you get divorced with your wife who just barely wanted one kid

Almost 4 for me. Maybe more.

Sigh

>Would anyone be interested in this?
Only if you included video and/or audio from the attempt. It'd be much more satisfying to actually hear the spaghetti fall out of your pockets.

She took a shower and got ready for work after that. U mad?

I'd watch.

Assuming that's not a picture of you.

Oh god my dick.

"""""""hiking""""""" with no backpack, water, etc.

Nice hike OP. Did you "camp" in an RV afterwards?

Because she is ugly, and I am not a 12 year old retard who needs someone to change my nappy.

Do you really think that you are making a good decision by sacrificing your personal life because you can't spend 40 minutes most days doing chores? Fucking retard...

Bad choice of clothes. That shirt makes her look fat :/

She needs some structured clothing to really show off that figure.

>no neck
>arms like a man's
>body shapeless like a hotdog
>her bra is about to fall of because of bug bite boobs
>is only 4'11

Oh. Didn't even think of that. That could be interesting. Do you think you'd be able to hear it if I had my phone in my hand?

You fags are so jealous of that user its sad. His girl is no super model, but she is definitely nice looking

Do it. People make money from youtube views doing shit like that

It was just a local park next to our house, pic related

She looks familiar. Is her first name Myrna?

The nudes user, hand them over.

You should just wear a concealed wire. If not you're going to give off the impression that you're doing youtube pranks or that you're a millennial who can't not hold on to their phone.

>Thinking that a retarded Sup Forums browser sandnigger roastie is better than a naturally nationalistic woman
>Thinking a marriage will last forever just because you picked a shit-tier desperate nigger.

Fuck off, I can't believe I was too tired to SAGE your retarded thread...

>OP's gf is so good that he has to repeatedly make the same threads about her seeking validation from a political imageboard
Jesus Christ man it's like you finally got your first girl and feel the need to tell the world, but you have no one to actually talk to.

top kek

Yeah she only wears baggy clothing though, because she doesn't want to 'show off' her body. It's also why she only wears jeans in public.

It's one of the drawbacks of dating a religious conservative chick. She has literally zero clothing that's like, hot. Not like it effects me though.

But religious girls usually have plain jane clothing taste

He's made more than one of these?

Overly attached previous giga-virgin detected...
Even my brother gets better pussy than OP, from better women.

I'm not going to buy a concealed wire so that people on the Internet can hear how sad I am in high quality.

I do think I'm going to do it, though. Keep my phone in my hand or lightly in my pocket.

It would be interesting, I think, because unlike prank shows, it would be 100% sincere, and unlike those shitty fucking pickup-artist things, I won't actually be using retarded autism tricks to pick them up; I'd just be sincerely asking them out.

Don't want to do it on Youtube, going to want to include text about the voice recording. Maybe tumblr.

>implying anyone on pol has a gf

>Not realizing pol is an army of miniature Elliot Rodgers

:/ 3 months is like the honeymoon period. Careful, user.

I love when I can spot obvious virgins

"naturally nationalistic woman"

lol. Say that on Vocaroo so I can audibly laugh, brah. Say that entire sentence even. Your american overlord demands it

Make a thread about it on here when you finally do it. I'd check it out.

Your girlfriend has nigger hair

Of course she's nice looking, I never implied otherwise.

She just has that entitled western whore look, that's all. Not the kind of woman I'd choose to raise my children, lest they come out a gaggle of rude little shits and whores.

Even ignoring children, they'd make shit wives. Imagine living with your cunty teenage sister, except she's 30, 40, 50 years old and counting and still hasn't developed as a human being and certainly doesn't give a shit about you. That's what most western whores are like, especially the good looking ones.

No thanks, I'll take my sweet 6/10 white christian gf who had a good father to make sure she didnx't develop into a cunt.

>n-n-n-no, I promise she isn't fat, she just wears baggy clothing that magically changes the parts of her figure which are in contact with the clothing, and her face.

>I promise she isn't fat, she is just so cool and conservative and the only one with low enough standards to pick me, but yeah she browses an autistic image board so she must be sexy

Literally KYS and your bullshit, OP.
We can all tell that this fat monkey is your first GF.

I did it once, it was sweaty and there were many mosquitoes. Fuck that

I'm sure she is ugly as sin.

Just make a series of threads about it on Sup Forums or /r9k/ or even /fit/ and post the audio as Vocaroos