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cara
need a bf lads
sophie
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getting hatted is the only social interaction I get anymore.
Class 345 > Hitachi > everything else
Simple as
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would rather fuck a boi tbH
I'll be your bf, for a small fee
anime
me gusta owo
>that's not a knife
>THIS is a knife
had a dream I smashed up a storefront and someone's car
woke up very paranoid the police were coming for me
why is her skin so pale?
someone hat this post
That's a paddling
beer from a tankard/stein > beer out of a bottle >>>>>>> beer out of a pint glass
old hag past her prime
*shits in your polly juice potion*
nothing personal kid
how about i pay you in love?
ICEMAN IS MELTING
GERWEN IS GER-WINNING
unironically got a wooden tankard I was given several years ago
> Refugees not welcome
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dont care what route got approved
£30bn is too much they won't fund it even with grayling
crossrail 1 took something like 30 years to finally go ahead
they wouldn't even approve the met line extension as it got too expensive
It would still turn me into you silly muggle ;')
LOVE crossrail 2
LOVE Thatcher
LOVE tories
HATE The north
HATE infrastructure spending
HATE Mines
dont want refugees
simple as
got a big 2 pint stein that i got on my 18th birthday
love it desu
never quite worked out whether i like oasis or not
they've got like an album and a half of great music but everything else just bores me to tears
is there a name for the state in which you're a little drunk that you can't feel the weight of your head but you're sober enough that you can clearly think and sometimes look in to a mirror and smile to yourself?
t. person that would never in a million years let a refugee stay in his house
miscegenation is appalling
Such a retarded simplification
agreed
miscenegation is appealing
because shes not a yank
the quintessential Scandinavian post
>watching soaps
hello prole!
>miscegenation is appalling
also khan has to find £16bn to fund the replacement of the old tube trains and they're already lacking money
not much you can do about it though
THE londonANUS DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO TOIL FOR 15 HOURS A DAY
``THE londinANUS ``PLANTS`` CROPS. TO PRODUCE`` THE MOST DISGUSTING PINT!!..the londonANUS DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT
THE ONLY EDUCATION THEY NEED COMES FROM HER MAJESTY:
"TOIL ALL DAY, SLAVE AWAY, DON'T FORGET TO PRAY, FIVE (5) TIMES A DAY!!"
-HOW DO YOU SAY Londoner IN ``LATIN ???
*``LONDINIOPITHECUS``
HOW TO RECOGNIZE A londonANUS IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE THEIR PUNJABI COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY CROWD THEMSELVES ONTO EXPENSIVE PUBLIC TRANSPORT. LIKE ANIMALS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE NORTHENERS CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE WEAK AND EFFEMINATE
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED PAKIS
Yeah, a bit short on that lately. Why not
love london
sorry theyre getting kicked out after brexit
how embarrassing something I did last night is starting to slowly dawn on me
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don't like soy
why are british isles people so pale they are pink?
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I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THIS FUCKING STUPID PIECE OF SHIT QUESTION FOR 1 HOUR NOW
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waheeeeyyy!
>tfw sister is mentally retarded and ugly so non white man will ever find her attractive
haha dodged a bullet there
dont like how busy london has become
distinctly remember it being emptier as a kid
i failed foundation level GCSE maths and i got this question right away
sorry i cant even do basic algebra or id help you...
Would much rather shag 1% of boys than 80% of all females tbqhwy
I would If it was an actual Syrian refugee
don't get it
what are you meant to do?
lack of sunlight = paler skin for vitamin d absorption
anyone here seen tango and cash?
look how long that tunnel is, that's like 15 years of work
i would not if you paid me lots of money to do so
Wait, so is it pointless extensions or is it 15 years of work? Make your mind up
where did you leave them mate? someone might have drunk and spent it by now
find an expression for y in terms of x
the answer is apparently that
y = sqrt( (x+A)^2 - B )
but i have no idea how to get there
yeah good film
>inviting a stranger into your home
>letting him sleep in the same house as female members of your family
the literal state of britcucks
everyone hates me and i don't know why
>Clapham to Euston is pointless
can't you just type it into wolfram?
Imagine being this paranoid
nah not that long
only took about two years to tunnel a similar distance in copenhagen
Is that fernslink line thing going ahead or not?
oh sweaty, it's just asking what the exponent is, and it's two
t. mathyank
wish I was good at maths
which one?
Londoners, Do you have a stereotype for londoners who live north of the thames and vice versa?
it's alright
epic reply
>he cant do basic second order diff eqs
fucking hell mate
its literally the homogeneous form too. Google second order differential equations and you can find it in like 10 seconds
took them 6 years to tunnel from Paddington to woolwich
Cph to Berlin across the strait
I won't be happy until they start adding layers to london
It needs to be able to fit billions of people
all stacked up on top of each other
one after the other
with more new layers with new buildings and new layers and more layers and more railway lines and more busses and roads and more infrastructure and neon lights
>Imagine being this paranoid
really good at wanking. every time i do it i cum
No it didn't. The tunnel boring only took 3 years 2009-2012.
try dividing by zero lad
just think when we have a dyson sphere and we've occupied the oort cloud and there's quadrillions of us
Its called being underage
oh yeah
will find out by next year
the germans are holding it up a bit but that should be sorted in a few months
Remember that time yanks came up with expressways? What monstrosities. All being knocked down now
what is the sexiest animal
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feels pretty refreshing
Never got south londons because it has lots of nice areas
The folketing are all on board which is great. What's holding up the Germans?
cows have pretty eyes but pooey bums
stealing this for the ol' standup set