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cara

need a bf lads

sophie

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getting hatted is the only social interaction I get anymore.

Class 345 > Hitachi > everything else

Simple as

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would rather fuck a boi tbH

I'll be your bf, for a small fee

anime

me gusta owo

>that's not a knife
>THIS is a knife

had a dream I smashed up a storefront and someone's car
woke up very paranoid the police were coming for me

why is her skin so pale?

someone hat this post

That's a paddling

beer from a tankard/stein > beer out of a bottle >>>>>>> beer out of a pint glass

old hag past her prime

*shits in your polly juice potion*
nothing personal kid

how about i pay you in love?

ICEMAN IS MELTING

GERWEN IS GER-WINNING

unironically got a wooden tankard I was given several years ago

> Refugees not welcome

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dont care what route got approved
£30bn is too much they won't fund it even with grayling
crossrail 1 took something like 30 years to finally go ahead

they wouldn't even approve the met line extension as it got too expensive

It would still turn me into you silly muggle ;')

LOVE crossrail 2
LOVE Thatcher
LOVE tories

HATE The north
HATE infrastructure spending
HATE Mines

dont want refugees
simple as

got a big 2 pint stein that i got on my 18th birthday

love it desu

never quite worked out whether i like oasis or not

they've got like an album and a half of great music but everything else just bores me to tears

is there a name for the state in which you're a little drunk that you can't feel the weight of your head but you're sober enough that you can clearly think and sometimes look in to a mirror and smile to yourself?

t. person that would never in a million years let a refugee stay in his house

miscegenation is appalling

Such a retarded simplification

agreed

miscenegation is appealing

because shes not a yank

the quintessential Scandinavian post

>watching soaps

hello prole!

>miscegenation is appalling

also khan has to find £16bn to fund the replacement of the old tube trains and they're already lacking money

not much you can do about it though

THE londonANUS DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO TOIL FOR 15 HOURS A DAY
``THE londinANUS ``PLANTS`` CROPS. TO PRODUCE`` THE MOST DISGUSTING PINT!!..the londonANUS DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT
THE ONLY EDUCATION THEY NEED COMES FROM HER MAJESTY:
"TOIL ALL DAY, SLAVE AWAY, DON'T FORGET TO PRAY, FIVE (5) TIMES A DAY!!"

-HOW DO YOU SAY Londoner IN ``LATIN ???

*``LONDINIOPITHECUS``

HOW TO RECOGNIZE A londonANUS IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE THEIR PUNJABI COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY CROWD THEMSELVES ONTO EXPENSIVE PUBLIC TRANSPORT. LIKE ANIMALS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE NORTHENERS CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE WEAK AND EFFEMINATE
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED PAKIS

Yeah, a bit short on that lately. Why not

love london

sorry theyre getting kicked out after brexit

how embarrassing something I did last night is starting to slowly dawn on me

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don't like soy

why are british isles people so pale they are pink?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THIS FUCKING STUPID PIECE OF SHIT QUESTION FOR 1 HOUR NOW

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

waheeeeyyy!

>tfw sister is mentally retarded and ugly so non white man will ever find her attractive
haha dodged a bullet there

dont like how busy london has become
distinctly remember it being emptier as a kid

i failed foundation level GCSE maths and i got this question right away

sorry i cant even do basic algebra or id help you...

Would much rather shag 1% of boys than 80% of all females tbqhwy

I would If it was an actual Syrian refugee

don't get it

what are you meant to do?

lack of sunlight = paler skin for vitamin d absorption

anyone here seen tango and cash?

look how long that tunnel is, that's like 15 years of work

i would not if you paid me lots of money to do so

Wait, so is it pointless extensions or is it 15 years of work? Make your mind up

where did you leave them mate? someone might have drunk and spent it by now

find an expression for y in terms of x

the answer is apparently that
y = sqrt( (x+A)^2 - B )
but i have no idea how to get there

youtube.com/watch?v=bxDNyJPwcxE

yeah good film

>inviting a stranger into your home
>letting him sleep in the same house as female members of your family
the literal state of britcucks

everyone hates me and i don't know why

>Clapham to Euston is pointless

can't you just type it into wolfram?

Imagine being this paranoid

nah not that long

only took about two years to tunnel a similar distance in copenhagen

Is that fernslink line thing going ahead or not?

oh sweaty, it's just asking what the exponent is, and it's two

t. mathyank

wish I was good at maths

which one?

Londoners, Do you have a stereotype for londoners who live north of the thames and vice versa?

it's alright
epic reply

>he cant do basic second order diff eqs
fucking hell mate
its literally the homogeneous form too. Google second order differential equations and you can find it in like 10 seconds

took them 6 years to tunnel from Paddington to woolwich

Cph to Berlin across the strait

I won't be happy until they start adding layers to london
It needs to be able to fit billions of people
all stacked up on top of each other
one after the other
with more new layers with new buildings and new layers and more layers and more railway lines and more busses and roads and more infrastructure and neon lights

>Imagine being this paranoid

really good at wanking. every time i do it i cum

No it didn't. The tunnel boring only took 3 years 2009-2012.

try dividing by zero lad

just think when we have a dyson sphere and we've occupied the oort cloud and there's quadrillions of us

Its called being underage

oh yeah

will find out by next year

the germans are holding it up a bit but that should be sorted in a few months

2009-2015
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Remember that time yanks came up with expressways? What monstrosities. All being knocked down now

what is the sexiest animal

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feels pretty refreshing

Never got south londons because it has lots of nice areas

The folketing are all on board which is great. What's holding up the Germans?

cows have pretty eyes but pooey bums

stealing this for the ol' standup set