Buzz is crazy throughout Europe for #Baywatch. Gon' get litty

Buzz is crazy throughout Europe for #Baywatch. Gon' get litty.

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Abomina...

>mfw I have a fetish for bleached blondes with huge fake tits

Fucking disgusting chest rocks. Haven't the Japs perfected fake tits? They have way too many porn stars with enormous breasts for them to all be real, but they don't look as fake as that.

Yeah, unfortuantely American bimbos are mostly trailer trash who think silicon looks good.

Jap women get fat injections that look natural.

bimbos

>No Summer Brielle
Into the trash... I'm gonna fap

christ jesus: fuck your stupid face.

hop aboard the bimbo train like the rest of us and start beating off like a grown-ass man.

>Bridgette B
She has zero substance is plastic as fuck and is reprehensible to look at, perfect pairing for a film that's only for the fans.

Porn poisons the mind

you say to people who are on Sup Forums on a Sunday

Wonder Woman looking pretty good too.

this convinced me for like a good 5 seconds damn

tions

Goddamn Bridgette B looks fantastic in this picture. She's my favorite bimbo whore currently.

The Rock falls in love with a Baywatch Reboot.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the new movie's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls it, thanking it for the time by saying MAHALO, and is overjoyed to find out that his Baywatch film is FUN for the FANS that will lead you to a PISS-GOOD TIME.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to his new movie made for the FANS, it ends up being panned by critics who have a disconnect over what the piss-happy FANS want over a RAUNCHY SUMMER MOVIE. After some investigation, he finds out that the piss-inducing comedy he called is not the same movie he fell in love with. In fact, it doesn't exist in this universe at all. It is Baywatch's alternate universe counterpart, with Daddary's mammaries rather swinging dicks and gore.

Hijinks ensue as the the Rock strikes up a deal with producers to shill his movie over Twitter until everyone pisses their pants and floods theaters in a sea of piss. While the two chase a dwindling box office, DRAMA from the R-18 COMEDY ensues as they begin to piss on each other instead in HILARITY and question the NATURE of LITTY.

>like a grown-ass man.
Christ how old are you kid? I got off to plastic fine in my teens but it's too hard to pretend they'd feel natural anymore.

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What is this in reference to?

Stop posting that because it's already a thing.

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secretly or openly we all have that fetish.

the internet is for kids 12-18. there is literally nothing here for you to latch onto except our stupid memes and themes.

enjoy that sour dick!!!!!!!!!!

I'm gonna need the porn director than browses Sup Forums to add in Summer Brielle to the bimbo list with these two.

its from an anime called JayJay's Trip

wtf is this actually from the movie??? i dont want to go and see it with my mom now.

Sauce?

can you read?

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I don't, the only thing more disgusting than fake tits is fake ass

rather hit a fat housewife in her 40's desu

Fuck off autist

By 'litty' do you mean lit up by AK fire from the Muslims they've imported.

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Who are some top tier bimbos?

Gimme all the names.
I know the one all the way to right is Summer Brielle.
Throw in some Asian bimbos would be nice

Only 3 has a passable face I'd fuck them all though

Nah

The fakeness is the appeal.

amy anderssen

Courtney Taylor, Nikki Benz, Nina Elle

them some fine aftermarket boltons, bubba.

for some reason i always thought that she looks like a tranny

Let's set the scene. You come into my office, modestly decorated with only essential office furnishings. a desk, two chairs, and a filing cabinet. I ask you to take a seat, you choose the right seat because it lets you see me just a little bit better, you think. The leather creaks a little bit as you shift your weight while waiting for me to speak.
"Do you know why I called you in here today?"
You shake your head, you've been doing a good job lately, your numbers are up across the board, maybe its for a promotion or a raise, you wonder.
"Well, I called you in here to impart a little of the wisdom I've come to learn. Working in our line of work, you hear things, see things, certain truths become evident. There's one thing I have learned that, I think, is universal across all nations and it is this:
All Men Love Bimbos"
You nod, it all seems so simple now. Of course all men love bimbos, how could you have not known this. You smile, stand up, and quietly leave my office.