>character draws a sword
>*SHHHWING*
Character draws a sword
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>user makes a thread
>RIBBIT!
>Hot girl walks by
>"SHHHWING"
>"you gotta see this"
>doesn't explain what "this" is
>character typing on computer/phone
>"bleep bloop braap bip blip"
>Car drives off suddenly
>Wheels screeching on gravel sound-effect
>girl bends over
>BRAAAAAP
>lightning flashes
sound of thunder at the exact same time
>character does x
>y happens
that does actually happen.
>character draws a pepe
>*canned laughter*
>Characters get in heated argument.
>Tea pot kettle increases pitch as argument gets more intense.
>2 guys swinging swords at each other
>*KLING*
>*KLING*
>*KLING*
>*KLING*
>Characters get in a heated argument
>Someone fires a gun into the air to get everyone to shut up
>pulls knife out of leather sheath
"SHHHWING"
>character wildly swinging xbox controller around
>atari sound effects
>hey look! I sat in gum!
>character stretches his ballsack skin out
>uses meme arrows
and quotation marks
>sweeping shot of big city skyline
>sirens
this shit
>character pulls out a gun on someone
>gun cocking sound
>character throws a punch
>*WHOOOOSH*
>Newfag starts thread
uses thumbnail
>prepare yourself to post CP on Sup Forums
>FREEZE!
>characters have sex
>woman doesn't cry afterward
>character is an alien from outer space
>speaks english with a british accent
>Lightning flashes
>And old mother dies
>character is a dwarf
>speaks with a scottish accent
Cause for murder
>characters have sex
>women doesn't need to squeeze out cum afterwards
>cat is on the screen
>constant meowing
In Naruto swords make metal noises just when a character is moving one in his hand.
>posts on Sup Forums
Came here to post this.
>user makes a movie cliche post
>it's actually a subtle brap post
>lightning flashes
>sound of thunder a few seconds later
BRAVO
I
N
C
E
*shoots gun in the air*
al right that's enough
That's what it actually sounds like you mong
I mean, not to the cartoony levels of SHWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUNNG you sometimes get, but it does shriek a bit.
you do know that actually happens you dumb frogposter
look outside for once in your life
>school band plays
>perfectly balanced & in tune
>magazine fed automatic weapon firing in full auto
>doesn't empty in 2 seconds
>character comes across a big bulky henchman guy
>is able to defeat him due to his superior agility
>character dies
>his consciousness and perspective of the world is forever gone
>character is banished to nonexistence forever
>character pointing gun threatening to shoot unarmed character
>to emphasize he really means it he manually cocks the hammer
>gun is a glock
Dumb greenposter
>character watches Interstellar, Avatar, The Other Guys, Kung Fu Panda and plays Skyrim and The Witcher 3 and enjoys all of them
>character watches these properties get shat on on Sup Forums and reddit
Hmm
Yer a fuckin' idiot
>character, no matter how good heaven is, will never be able to use his film cameras again
>hopeless situation of impending doom
>characters start telling each other nostalgic stories
>suddenly a eureka moment
n-not on reddit!
What the fuck
>character wears sword on back and pulls out very easily
STOP THIS SHIT IT'S UNREALISTIC,IT'S THE SHITTIEST FUCKING TROPE EVER AND IT'S FUCKING STUPID
Stop watching gay movies
hey manlet
>character is trying to seduce a girl by singing a romantic song in public
>its "janies got a gun"
comfy af
>character starts his sentence
>camera cuts and he is now about 10 minutes away from where he was
>continues his sentence as if there was no gap
Are you retarded my man?
>semi truck passes/is about to wreck into someone
>HONK HONK
>HOOOOoooonk
Every fucking time
>car chase
>protagonist shoots 1 to 6 bullets: enemy car explodes
>protagonist's car receives +60 bullets: car doesn't explode
>horse runs on grass or snow
>clop clop clop
>IMG_2666.jpg
>character name is the same as the actors name
>character uses computer
>huge icons and letters
>cursors moves smoothly
>types fast
No it doesn't. It might if you grind your blade along your scabbard's throat, but you'll just be ruining your sword if you do that.
t.hanks swordfag
Sounds like my brother.
>Hey look, an Elephant!
>turns around with his pants pockets turned inside out with his cock hanging out of his fly
>*TRUMPETS*
bad guys need to quit buying pintos.