Chungo Durangus
ITT: We make up plausible Star Wars names
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Darth Asphyxius
Bal Bibigsby
Murkki Sonbitz
Krapparon Woopnappato
Darth Icky oh wait
>Darth Icky
To be fair I'm pretty sure he only suggested that one, so they'd shut the fuck up about Force Unleashed having a sith.
Areelie Smelisok
Scoopy Poopies
Free Healthcare
Benedict Cumberbatch
Darth Mal Volence
BJ Dart
Darth Icky
Actually no, that's TOO ridiculous
Dirtball McScumBag
D'Brickashaw Ferguson
Mesut Ozil
Metta World Peace
Wewaz King
Tombrady Isthegoat
Original trilogy:
Worbo Onool
Glaskit Murkata
Faar Lomong
Prequel trilogy:
Tween Bungalo
Askiti Chenzeg
Fleep Dindunothin
Sequel trilogy
Icknus Whiteman
Cishet Scummo
Bimor Toysgoy
Wempag Comples
Phadron L'arndaal
Spliff Dankweed
concerning Icky and Insanus, are we positive he wasn't being sarcastic, dismissive, tired/bored, whatever? Please say maybe
Darth Bigguy
Is that guy using a fucking choker?
Jesus Christ
>Mesut Ozil
I could see it
Didn't he have antennas?
Jerko Dikku
Yura Bigai
>same guy
Dax Prescott
Luuuuke
BIG MCLARGEHUGE
I think fucktard names are the thing that damaged Star Wars in the eyes of everyone not a fan the most. Me, personally, being an example. Fuck this universe with the worst borderline parody naming schemes ever. I hope it fucking dies.
Smee Maimen
>guy who played bit part known for playing another bit part
DID YOU KNOW?
Fuck you, dumbass names are what makes Star Wars great and you just don't appreciate fun.
Lack of self awareness masquerading as "i-it's fun" is a hallmark of autism, something Star Wars fans know a lot about.
Ima Badguy
Quiznos Jizzstain
Hammertime Warrio
When I played KOTOR over a fucking decade ago I named my character 'Tek Federali' I thought it was a pretty legit Star Wars name.
Is'lam Ispeace
T. Hothead
Bigai Phoryu
Bingbongus Tillitimoongamgus
Shistufuny Ripplediddle
Woodandyfoopwhistler Kipkopkanonamous
I'll just leave this here. starwars.wikia.com
Grabatit Sand Killer
Hugh Jadic
Gaye pingol
Ray Jingfa Got
Boipue Si
Mary Sue
RIP Quiznos, too manly for its own good, cucked by feminine subway and Jimmy John's
Emperor Volnard Drumpf
Cia Bane
Chex Dic
Mon Pubis
Ti Ti Pics
Good one
dimfuture.net
Why make them up when you have this
Quran Servant
Nwankwo Kanu
Rygaard Jensen
Brahman Sinisterra
Élderson Échiéjilé
Ikechwukwu Uche
Taribo West
Jeff Agoos
Wakaso Mubarak
Croobloo Zimbabway
I'm pretty sure he was being dismissive. The suits decided they wanted a Sith, and he decided to throw out the two shittiest imaginable names as a 'Fuck you' to them.
GRONHOLD BLINGGLUFF
BEEG-GI-4U
Dok Torpaveleer
darth villainus
Mantis Toboggan
Sadiq Khan
Hahm Fiztd'naem
Rie Tonnanoz
La-Zi Zkriptridder
Muh Bancakount
Savior McJesuschrist
Urgo Nastipiesowork
Lix Uranus
Jimmy Scrambles
kek
Kekked
Ayoo Wheitboi
Darth Hideous
I can't believe they ditched the old EU to have a new canon with a character literally named "Body Rock"
Analking Skylarper
Christine chandler
>Analking
Shit, now I know why Anakin couldn't escape the dark side, he must have been bullied to death as a kid
Colton Burpo
Darth outtabaconn
Barcus Fartus
Brrraaappp
Elon Musk
Smee
Maimen
Dr. Pavelhere
Button Lee
Juan Ovue
Thanks Reddit
Amary Ursue
Awal'eh Wachonga
Ayo-Ayo Holup
"Fast Owen" Tattaq
Gitstus Taeion
Maier Kraft
Hugh Pediéu
Tughrab di Qatar
Paul Vil
Heidi Dinn
Flass O'Goode
Howance Tàuterai
Nëhst
Tillmie á Bouté
Veidoû Sïwere
Damasc
Allah Dalai al-Teih
Frau Haìrdegon
Atlee Sioux
Kantaaq
Hugh Aeiou
Irfah Boulte
Tatov
Willy Uday
Yuri Bigaev
Voss Göeting
Chaôute
Partov Īplaan
Will Khäng
Roche U.
"Lesions" Yagat
Hieselv Kòutê
Nâvou Watts
Dan Echsteppe
Auvia Masze
"Tupple" Anne
Foh Yuu
H'ha Hahaha
Azxtriiuw Kabrovski
youtube.com
batter to death them
Bolbi Veer
Shen Dabodi
Darth Mart
t. Boiling anus
>ywn be underaged again and actually find Baneposting funny
>ywn get anally triggered and call people hothead when they offend your le epic meme again
Imagine the autism it took to come up with these names for an elaborate Star Wars/Banepost meme
Imagine what you could have been doing instead
Imagine that you could have perfected yourself, run some miles, or do some exercises
Imagine that you could have started to learn a new language, do some gardening or cook a healthy dinner
How pathetic is your existence?
Darth Bane
Cad Bane
oh w8
Dash Rendar
Darth Ril Ebade
underrated
>colton
yeah, he lives in a trailer
>tfw baby face like him
JUST