Canada is the best country in the world. All other countries can suck our dicks

Canada is the best country in the world. All other countries can suck our dicks.

>be American
>get shot

>be European
>get blown up

Really makes you think...

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>Canada is the best country in the world. All other countries can suck our dicks.
>
>>be American
>>get shot
>
>>be European
>>get blown up
>
>Really makes you think...


Lol I completely agree and I'm not even from Canada

Why are leafposters so bad? I mean like we all have our distinctions but canada posts are complete garbage

I agree. Good posts leafbros

>be Canadian
>Leaf

I really wish I was Canadian so I could be in the best country on earth. Ah well..

don't get shot, burger

Fuck off Americuck. Enjoy 8 years of Shillary

>60% white

KEK

>Be American
>Vagina

>Why are leafposters so bad?

Chinks and pakis from Toronto that found about Sup Forums via reddit during the Trump surge on reddit/Sup Forums.

well said Ahmed

Canada doubles down on being shitposters because we're just happy to be relevant for once in our lives

>Be American
>Vote for a nigger instead of a war hero

Fuck off cuck

I see leaf, I post this.

Wot abot Aus and NZ
Nothing ever happens here because we keep all of the boat-people out

Fuk u

We are so lucky to live in the best country on earth. Praise kek my he destroy America.

>taiwan

enjoy being irrelevant since 1971

Is there any country on Earth with a bigger inferiority complex than Canada?

Taiwan is China

Quiet baby seal clubbers

At least we aren't constantly shelled by China.

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>Implying Canada is relevant at all

>Be Canadian
>Fuck dogs because its legal now
>McCain?
>War Hero?
Kek

Fuck off you fucking kangaroo. Suck my dick

Retard. Go run bare foot on your road.

Isn't it about breakfast time in Melbourne?

Could you just fucking not? Canada is exists under the good grace of America and you should be fucking humble for that you stupid Torontonian shitskin.

Ever go out for a rip, bud? You and I ain't the same culture you African fella.

How many dogs have you fucked today?

>Implying Canada isn't already chink's clay

You forgot to add a sorry in the end of your sentence.

CAN WE JUST BAN ALL FUCKING LEAF POSTERS

Childish replys from lost frenchmen in the woods and Eskimos

We saved american ass a few times and fucked it up also. They owe us alot.

Canada sucks because you guys don't stand for anything just pick a side and stick with it.

Nice try but dad had to do that for you

In all seriousness, the biggest difference in our culture is you will say what's on your mind to other people's faces, we will act nice and talk shit behind your back while drinking clean water.

>How many dogs have you fucked today?
Just your mother.

Not as many cows and sheep as you have today.

hellow pajeet, how is your daily street shitting morning ritual going?

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I fucking hate America. Enjoy Shillary :)

I will gladly swap citizenships with an American any day.

100% accurate image.

>60%

Childish response from an irrelevant country.

Definitely not as much as we owe them. And continue to owe them to this day. America has more than payed back what it owes us. Don't even pretend like Canada is a hotshot. Please.

Humility and thankfulness is our greatest asset. Without it, I honestly would support the annexation of Canada.

>be canadian soldier guarding a statue for our fallen hero
>get shot by muslim

>be soliders in quebec
>get run down by car driven by muslim

>be soldiers in Toronto recruiting center
>get stabbed by muslim

All this happened in the past 2 years too m8

Just sitting back and watching the hate now

Where can I get a cheap Canadian proxy?

Lol I hope she wins and pol is half empty cause they all get murder by nigs and camel fuckers

Every reply this post gets, 1 American dies.

Come on lads :)

We got same culture

>irrelevant country
Our weed is going to be fully legal by the year 2017.

hide.me , but I'm dead serious because I live in the worst city in the worst province with the worst government and I want to move the fuck out of this shithole country ASAP

Dude come on we can't fuck dogs, only suck their dicks.

>what was everything prior to 20th century

We held our own, you defeatist faggot. I bet you're some smelly work-shy Québécois frog.

Either way the election goes, the board will become half empty, since half the posts are just paid shills trying to get her elected, and they will be out of the job once the election is over.

There just gonna gun themselves down anyway

Kek wills it

>creeping Sharia is happening and people just assume its Indians.

Maybe you do, city cuck.

Congrats bro! you can use a drug that mostly niggers use.

>worst city
Gotta be t-dot
>worst province
Clearly ontario

Move out west where the real Canadians are.

>implying Taiwan actually exists and isn't just a Chinese suburb

You would know, my African fellow.

>Judging relevancy by weed legalization

Yep, confirm not proxy.
A full blown leaf.

You're irrelevant in real life burger boi. Go kiss president kongs feet

We are living in the golden age of Sup Forums and it still sucks here. This is the most influential this board will ever be, it's all downhill after the election.

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Can we just ban Americans from Sup Forums? They are really shitting up this place

top kek so many ass blasted burgers and europoors in here

The +55,000 refugees this year +305,000 immigrants (highest amount since 1913) should help to speed up the Shariaization here

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Don't do this. Half breed incest hill Billys only live in the west.

I don't know about bc I'm going there for vacation. I hope incest hill Billy pig fuckers have not spread there also.

manitoba is a native shithole, BC is actually worse than Ontario somehow, saskatchewan might be comfy but theres fucking nothing to do, and alberta is on the decline.

face it, moving to the states is just the better option

I feel like we're the only people here who are actually funny/insightful.

>Implying Canada doesn't suck their master's dick at all.

Looks like a group of 14 year old indians are displaying themselves as canadians lol..

It's easy to spot them, they are almost exclusively obnoxious and unintimidating.

Time for bed sanjeet.

Why are we so GOAT Canadabros? Is it the weed? The free health care? The amazing cuisine?

Weed is a deceptive substance.

In the wrong hands it leads to degenerative behavior. In the superior hands, it breaks the chains of the marxist culturalism.

This

>be burger
>get shot

>they are almost exclusively obnoxious and unintimidating
This is different from other Canadians how?

Just like you and the United States?

Tell me, do your leaders suckle Obama's balls or shaft in exchange for weapons?

Yeah, when I say west, I do mean BC. Alberta and all the other landlocked provinces are there to service our needs.

God I can't wait for us to invade America and put them in their place. Fucking cucks

>I feel like we're the only people here who are actually funny/insightful.
There's that Canadian sense of smug baseless self-superiority to others we're so well known for here

Fuck the people in cities here are absolutely terrible

Fuck AmericA

99 percent of the people in that image are whites.

>be canadian
>leave house doors unlocked 24/7 because no niggers

Feels good not to live live in shit hole America

Just because you living in Alberta makes you anything other than a welfare sucking up parasite? Try contributing to the economy instead of pretending your oil produces anything more than jack shit.

Really wish I was Canadian too.. Australia is shit.

>Implying canada will do shit to anyone

When my kids asks what a burger is, I show them this video. Very typical burger.avi

youtube.com/watch?v=zYvAxLX6OzE&feature=youtu.be&t=26

>mfw Drumpf gets BTFO

Tell me, is it because Trudeau get fucked by Cameron in the ass everyday that made him into a fag-supporting lefty?

>be canadian
>become chinks