/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Doppelcoop Edition

The Pain Will be Over Soon Subedition

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First for cute.

IT'S YREV VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN OLD FRIENDS

First for Doc Hayward being best character.

>yes
n-nice

Freemason drivel

I can't find this scene on youtube it's pissing me off

>If I took that ring off, would you die?

what did he mean by this

For anyone else who saw episode 5, what the fuck happened at the end?

where is missoula fag

its deleted youtube.com/watch?v=FrDKypabHxY

doc hayward, FBI

Bobby is current Bob right?

OMG EPIC xD

just wait 5 more hours, then the streams will be posted as well.

>tfw no qt azn cosplaying twin peaks gf

Let's hope there is more of Twin Peaks in E5!!!

Are normies, dare I say, BTFO?

...

Uh episode 5 just went live for me ondemand
the hell is going on

where?

all television execs need to be shot

MIKE

You seem like you've been LYNCHED pretty hard dear Sup Forums friend.

buenos aires is where jeffries disappeared

no

"wtf i wanted coffee and pie like the old seasons, not violence against women and musings on the duality of man! the old eps didn't have that shit!"

Comcast On Demand

Was this a Lynch scene or a Frost scene?

IS THE MAN

>it's 2017 and I'm waiting to watch NEW twin peaks episodes while shitposting in a twin peaks general on Sup Forums

we live in a dream, anons.

/tpg/ is already dead after only 14 days. What a joke of a series and fanbase LOL

It was a Bowie scene.

Laura Palmer came back to life desu

It's funny because all this was literally there in the first season, right from the jump. it's just coffee and pie to these people though

Engels

>tfw no girlfriend at all

If your mom was in Twin Peaks, she would be the lonesome foghorn.

Laura Palmer was never dead

I'll be ur gf bb

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Comcast FUCKED UP EP 5 IS OUT

Judy

>I like Lynch's two most commercially accepted films
>Inland Empire is boring

What a fucking pleb.

5 hors

I'm not gay yet, sorry.

THEN FUCKING UPLOAD IT NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Give it time, I'll be waiting

So donna died in the motorcycle accident, right?

>they work for the mercenary, the one-armed man
>MIKE?

Yep

post dick

I read something that said she moved to Paris

>Coop: yrev very good to see you
>Cole: It's very very good to see you
really cool, I definitely missed this on airing because doppelcoop's voice was all messed up and slow

Yeah, in a box

Honestly though, I can you like the original series, FWWM, Blue Velvet and Mulholland Drive and not like season 3?

I mean, come the fuck on.

That would be Straight Story and Elephant Man

Imagine its your balls instead of those grapes

Would it be to fedora-y to say that people that waited for more than 20 years and watched s1-s2-fwwm innumerous times do enjoy S3 in a deep level that no one else can?

Imagine saying your prayers and going to church

hngHHHh i'm cummin'

Best Donna, maybe. The dopplegangers have me confused.

Thank you for using spoilers but UPLOAD WHEN

i've only seen complaints so far from original viewers so i don't know

SOMEONE UPLOAD THIS SHIT YOU FUCKING FUCKS

>Oh, you're nice and hard.

kyle pls

We really need to do something about the sexism in these posts, Sup Forums. We at #WokePeaks are trying our best to make Twin Peaks better, but Sup Forums could use some scrubbing as well.

We consulted a lot of feminist film critics on Twitter, and have put together a list of demands.

>Cooper is now a trans black woman. Her name will now be Davonne. She is Jackie Brown meets The Brother From Another Planet.
>Hello-oooo-OOOOO is now “Hey Hey. Ho Ho. This racist director has got to go!”
>Christina Bell shall only be shot in Close Up, and must wear a head covering in solidarity with her muslim sisters.
>We need to start talking more about Judy and Diane. Their voices have been marginalized. Yes. We MUST talk about Judy.
>Lucy is now sheriff, and is a badass.
>Entire FBI is now trans.
>Audrey now makes her own perfume, based on the tears of Syrian refugee children.
>Nadine is now blind, to show the true repressive power of the patriarchy.
>Roadhouse now hosts feminist slam poetry and Antifa meetings.
>Bookhouse Boys now Genderqueer Girls.
>Donuts replaced with vegan rice pudding.
>Garmonbozia now white to not offend asians.
>Coffee is repressive. Replaced with fair trade breast milk from local lesbian sewing circle.
>The last 5 episodes are feminist fat acceptance ballet recitals.

We expect these changes to happen in 2 weeks time. I'm sure they can "fix it in post" as they say.

Any other suggestions would be appreciated, as long as they are from repressive communities. We plan to present the demands to Showtime next Monday.

#WokePeaks

DON'T GET EXCITED NOW COOP

I thought Bobby killed Mike

t.plebbit normie

>In the history of film, Jack Nance is the only mainstream Hollywood actor to appear in an underground fetish video. Some TV actors (Dana Plato, Jaimee Foxworth) have done porn, and a few porn stars (Traci Lords, Ginger Lynn) and fetish performers (Greta Carlson, Desi d'Angelo, aka Jasae) have done regular B-movie acting roles -- but Nance is unique.
>Nance starred in David Lynch's first film "Eraserhead" (1976) and did bit parts in many of his later films plus a supporting role in the "Twin Peaks" series (1990-1991). Around 1990, using an alias, he did one vignette in a multi-part bondage and spanking fetish video (title and origin unknown). Nance had a strange life plagued by alcoholism and money problems and most likely did this to make a quick buck.

I watched it in the mid/late 90s on VHS and haven't been disappointed yet. But I was a bigger S1/finale/FWWM fan than a "comfy" fan.

He aged like the fine wine he's so very fond of

In the future or the past?

I bet the voice on the phone that Booper was talking to in the 2nd episode was Briggs.

Clearly intended for

The lonesome foghorn blows

why would you think that?

Doppelgangers only exist in the lodge. There wouldn't be an 'evil Donna' out there unless she went into the lodge and got attacked and trapped by her doppelganger.

>Cooper: Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, gun down a nigger. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen. It could be a nigger hanging out at the men's store, a niggeress sitting in her car, or two young niggers just playing ball.

Maybe you have a point.

Ich liebe dich is an interesting German utterance.

THIS ISN'T FUCKING MIKE

DELET THIS

Catherine, did you just spill mink oil on my bedspread?

Catherine, come here a second...

is that Gus Fring on the left?

How did Lynch get away with this?

Different times, man.

STOP SPREADING THIS

I don't think that Catherine was a sub

WHERE'S THE LEAKED EPISODE YOU COCKGOBLINS

youtube.com/watch?v=lmqDGmvdHs8

If /ourguy/ Jacoby isn't painting shovels tonight on my brand new Samsung Quantum dot TV I'm gonna wreck something

You waited 2 weeks. You can't wait a few more hours?

OF COURSE I CANT

I'd rather see it now than wait 'till 2AM

No

He had to die. But that bullshit about my daughter was so long ago I can't really remember.

What did you think of this scene?

I just rewatched FWWM Q2 edit and now I'm a bit less foggy everything. Have to scroll through first seasons as well.
But wtf was Laura doing in the red room at all, with the fucking angel as well? Is it a general afterlife space, or does one need to at least wear the ring? Where's Teresa then?