Your friend while watching your favorite movie

>your friend while watching your favorite movie

serves you right for having normie friends

Yeah, he should be shitposting on a laptop during the movie. Sup Forums style.

they're not my friends

>Sup Forums
>actually watching the movies

I can't read this line without thinking of dr pavel.

>friend

"phones" are degenerate

>my friend

You don't get to bring friends.

what's it like to have friends

>laptop
fuck off normie scum

Your mom then

(((Phones)))

>Watching anything worth your time with other people
>Watching anything the first time with other people

Fucking plebs

>being around other people at all

>avoid being around people
>come to a ching chong fortune cookie pedophile cartoon secret underworld to seek attention

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Hey Faggot,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>W-watch this movie
>Who are you texting?
>D-did you get that part?
>Hold on i'll rewind it
>Are you watching this?

Antisocial, autistic behavior. Put on something light and funny and socialize or watch "your favorite movie" alone.

bump wtf

This hits too close to home.

I know that feel

My what now?

>somehow ended up half of the dealers in my city
>get invited to party's
>get the dankist shit at 1/3 the price
>go to their concerts and sit backstage
>met half the FL rappers already (xxx,kodak,purp,
Shits lit desu senpai

That wouldn't happen because I don't rewatch movies.

die in a car crash carafaggot

Are you me

No, I wouldn't hang out with someone like this.

I can only assume that guy is just texting which is still obnoxious but not bad. I knew faggots that would randomly play short videos on their phones almost full blast. These same fags would then go "HAHA I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON".

Literally too many good movies to keep rewatching the same ones

You need to commit suicide.

Good thread

Don't be so rude. I dont drive a car.