Worst costumes of all time thread

Worst costumes of all time thread

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>Major Victory being disgusted by Dynamic Man and Dynamic Boy

They're fucking toasters, user.

>filthy fucking fudge packers

We all know it's really Active man and Passive LAd.

Jason Todd during Dickbats era.

Count Vertigo

Balroc the leaper.

Original Wonder man outfit.

Nu52 Raven and Flash with the yellow lines all over.

>Flash with the yellow lines all over.
Gotta break all that red, senpai.

Is Hydro wearing a transparent shirt or

>Nu52 Raven and Flash with the yellow lines all over.

I don't know, I always thoughts that New 52 Flash looked fantastic when drawn by Manapul

Superman doesn't need red lines all over him.

Fuck that.

See, like this

The original suit always looked a bit like a full body condom for my liking

Turds look fantastic when drawn by Manapul. The texture would be exquisite.

>that $5 long-sleeved tshirt from wal-mart on the Fighting Yank

Yeah, but Superman has a cape

It also complements the Flash's powerset more than Superman. The glowing lines bring to mind the lightning.

No that's a mess.

And if he were to draw it, it wouldn't look like a condom.

Who would possible be fabulous enough to play strongman?

Yes, because that's what we need, more reminders of the lightning that is mentioned in every issue 5 times and follows him wherever. Thank god he is all glowy now or we'd forget.

Basically just Rock Hudson.

Well duh, the bad guys are supposed to get wet, not him

>Jason Todd during Dickbats era.
Bullshit, that was a great outfit that worked because it was largely almost an updated version of the original Red Hood outfit, or at least it took plenty of inspiration from it, which made a lot of sense considering that Jason was an outright villain in that 'era'.

If nothing else, the chest insignia is great and should absolutely be the insignia he wears instead of the weird Batman symbol he has on his chest for some reason.

>Dickbats Red Hood
>Count Vertigo
>Batroc the Leaper
>OG Wonder Man
I love all of these.

The Woman in Red is fucking STACKED.

I agree that he shouldn't wear a bat insignia.

Costume still sucks.

His first one represented him. Fuck capes, fuck costumes and fuck Batman. It was just plain clothes that were practical. That one is just goofy as fuck.

>Dynamic Man and Dynamic Boy
The Ambiguously Gay Duuuooooooo!

Yeah, street clothes and guns, how exciting. I'll take butthurt Jason trying to one-up Batman at his own game any day.

>count vertigo

I'll take boring over shit.

Costumes like this in general are so bad. Man cleavage and capes, and socks-on-heads. What were they even thinking.

>Dynamic Man
>Dynamic Boy
>Boy

Holy god. Everyone knows that the hero & sidekick business is a socially acceptable smokescreen for a certain kind of relationship but this guy is pushing it by making an another grown man his sidekick.

>muh fedora

To be fair, it must be really hard to make a costume out of "He doesn't have a country"

That's manapul making the best out of a bad situation.

It looks especially awful when he's not speed force lightning covered.

What are the powers of the Targets, it seems they are speedsters but it makes no sense. Why a target?

Indestructible suit and
>After World War II the Targeteers were captured by the misguided Fighting Yank and kept in the Urn of Pandora for about sixty years. When the urn was busted, the Targeteers possessed the ability to be linked together as one with super-speed. They are now the fast moving targets as well as invulnerable ones.

>bootleg Punisher logo
>good

The bat symbol makes more sense since he started his redemption since Batman Inc

>Implying that any super hero costume is good

You can do literally everything but flags.

Please.

Goddamn the knockers on the Red Woman.

Not in America maybe

Fighting Yank looks like he stole a hat from a pirate theme restaurant, pit some socks in his pants to make them bulge out, bought the robin Halloween costume just for the mask and cape and grabbed the most American shirt he had in his closet at the time

The Target and his crew look okay. And I like Strongman.

Yeah, but they did make fun of it in-universe.

>implying Fighting Yank and Doodle weren't God tier designs

That is pajama with a cape

I kind of like superheros but their costumes are horrid

>cool Noir costume
>muh fedora
Fuck, this is why I hate all those fedora wearing guys

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>count vertigo
fucking kill yourself

>Dude with giant SS on his chest

yep golden age

He's a teenage boy or calling him boy is their kink

Or both

Disgusting. God Claremont, Cmon.

>if enemies think I'm Cyclops, maybe they won't shoot me first
What is fucking purpose of Cypher?

Magik's looks cute. I'm not familiar enough with Karma to judge, but it doesn't look TERRIBLE either.

His purpose was to get killed, so Kitty, Illyana and Sam have something to be sad about.

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Magik and Mirage are the only decent ones. But only cuz their the top Waifus.

Yeah. Same thing with Eye-Boy.
>multiple eyes
>lol, I can see magic lines

who

Why does Warlock have a normal face?
That shit eating grin though

You know what's worse than a bad story? A boring one.

Some lame mugga, used in Wolverine and the X-Men and later in Spider-Man and the X-Men.

Are we gonna have a fucking problem?

I gotta say the dynamic duo look pretty homo.

Part of his power is that he can disguise himself as other shit, and it wont look techno organic. Although I don't think hes done it for a few years. Of course most the New Mutants haven't done anything in a few years.

Nah, the Flash suit is one of the better designed superhero suits of all time. Those ugly Jim Lee tron lines don't add anything. It's another case of if ain't broken, don't fix it.

Those outfits are at the very least not tacticool excrement!

Legs the size of sky scrappers!

The yellow lines are only when he's using the speed force, which is why all the main lines connect to his chest. Pretty dope concept imo. When he's not using it, I think the black lines shouldn't all be in detail, just one here and there to imply it.

This image gets me every time.

Major Victory/Dynamic Man when?

Can we all just agree that Hyperion's belt is absolutely god awful?

Top Man and Bottom Boy

>Major Victory/Dynamic Man when?

When you write it, cause they're public domain characters.

pdsh.wikia.com/wiki/Major_Victory_(Chesler)
pdsh.wikia.com/wiki/Dynamic_Man_(Chesler)

you shut your whore mouth

It looks very uncomfortable to wear.

> Original Wonder man outfit

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Has the Green Goblin ever had a good costume?

wait you can't say magma and magik don't look good.

being able to see more than the visual spectrum was an interesting idea tho'

Fuck you, Magma, Sunspot, Karma, Magik and Moonstar are great
Cannonball would be ok without the helmet
Cypher and Warlock sucks, Wolfsbane is generic

everybody on that picture

What the fuck was Wanda thinking?

Captain Future, Woman in Red, Strongman and Major Victory all have pretty good costumes, actually. Hydro could work with a solid white shirt.

It would lok cool if it didn't reach for his crotch. If it was a champion title belt type.

Yeah, and whenever they bother to show costume change. The lines are where all the panels of the suit come together, sorta weird and lame.

>>Quicksilver, wondering if he left the oven on

Is Toad jewish?

I really like the movie costume.
Even if he looks like a Power Rangers villain.

Basically every Silver Age costume in the LoSH Retroboot, though mostly No-real-pants-girl and Mismatched-coat-over-my-gaudy-jumpsuit-man.

I love how Art straight up stole the helmet from GI Joe.

Get out of here with that DCUO costume

Base his costume off the wandering nomad look

>Super-Hobo

I feel like Flash falls into this category when going from
>Guy who runs fast
to
>has control over interdimensional speed-force that can literally do anything

Post pls

Maybe go with a costume that represents the spirit of America without referencing it directly?

Like something pioneer looking.
which I guess would mean he'd ride the Thing

>inb4 Aaron Diaz's dumpster fire DC redesigns

>Silver Streak
>doesn't wear any silver

Most of them wear hats with brims far too small (and occasionally somehow far too big) for their body-types. That's also before you get into issues with the poor-fitting or otherwise absurdly cringeworthy clothes/attitude/personality. Nothing wrong with wearing an appropriately-brimmed hat if you have a well-tailored, form fitting suit to go with it.

I wonder if Aaron Diaz will try to do his take on public domain superheroes.