The elephant in the room

Every single one of you here knows exactly what I'm talking about.

We need to discuss a final solution to the Aussie problem.

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what problem? they live on an island far away from everyone just like the brits intended.

What Aussie problem? I see no Australian's here...

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You fucking poofter bastard. I'll bloody clobber ya

i wiped my arse with you yesterday just after pumping a nice steaming hot turd on my lebbo neighbours lawn. serves that dirty towel head right.

Australia should become a dependent territory of New Zealand.

Sorry lads, we didn't expect the criminals to actually thrive in Australia.

Eat shit, toronto scum. I love my cunt bretheren

You're first leaf.

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fuck off canada, this is a cunt-free zone

hi friends

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Fuck off.

Irrelevant Northern Moose-o-sexuals are the problem.

The small prison colony off the coast of New Zealand are kept in check by their Chinese and Emu overlords.

Wanna go m8? Ill fuck you and your dog up

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nigga we got more people in Sydney than you got in both of your shitty islands.

We must stay united in our shitposting coalition

Holy shit this.

Aussies are fucking funny now in comparison.

Canadians are just annoying.

Zealand is just autistic lol.

The most racist colony in the commonwealth...

>Problem...

Ok...

I remember when I first came here, Aussies were annoying as fuck, I personally hated them all for being such useless posters. But something changed, they started contributing while delivering solid bantz, and now we're pretty much 'loved' on this board I suppose.

>Canadians are just annoying.

This. They are JUST annoying. Nothing else.

Their entire existence is to annoy people.

Their very accent makes me want to vomit. High pitch, loud and stupid sounding.

But Canada if you kill them, they win.

your face when you moved your criminals to a place with a better climate and much more space

I agree

leaves jelly of no bff t b q h

The Bison is my spirit animal.

Says the fucking leaf you icecunt

Dude shut up there not allowed to know

Leafs

Oi, shut yer mouth ya fookin leaf!

Not long ago Australians were the most hated, but Canadians stepped up. People love bantz, but hate the annoying shitposting.

wtf i hate burgers now

They have internet access.

They might as well be in my living room and shitposting.

Ahhh yes!!!

I've been waiting for a good moose roo fight! Always look forward to them.

>a final solution to the Aussie problem.
Maybe we could quarantine them on an island

>They might as well be in my living room and shitposting.

What? Now we have australian refugees? God have mercy.

fuck off leaf you cucked cunt

ficki ficki wer the white womyn at?

Hush aussie or I'll get the emus

is it really this easy to trigger the island of australia?

Do you really have a fucking leaf on your flag?

It's just the non-whites who come here to rattle your cages, since they're not niggers they know how to use computers.

>mfw a leaf posts

You're just mad because the lebos get all the hot white women

And you have to do your vandalism in the dead of the night because you know you'd just get bashed then gang raped m8

T. Ahmed

Kek

They were expecting the emu's and drop bears to be the end of you guys when they dropped them off.

Are you a fuckin mudslim?

>implying we haven't been preparing for the emu's for the past 40 years.
>implying the carp war isn't a false flag

How do we solve the leaf question?

>tfw no aussie gf to berate and humiliate me in public

>leaf projecting

Jew calling a jew a jew.

how to eat vegimite:
-on a spoon (if you are retarded or you have water toxicity)
- on toast (with butter and orange juice gives you vitamins A B C D and E)
-on meat (beef bullion is vegimite, look it up)
- on pizza (try it cunt, tell me it's bad, and the next step is to dip the pizza in vinaeger)
-with beer (vegimite toast and beer is great, because the beer takes away b vitamins and the vegimite gives them back)
-on your face (if you smear vegimite on your face abo's can't see you

blame moot for posting his temporary opinion and yourself for being so impressionable

because they hate Christians too kike cunt, we should just cut off reparations for Israel and watch muslimes fall over each other to eradicate the juden

thats a fallacy you can hate both

>1.9 MB

We dealt with them a long time ago.

Hah! this thread is funny.
But really why?

I forget Aussies have shit net to consider 1.9 MB alot.

Original pic sauce, mate?

Shitposter penal colony, except in Antarctica this time

>200 kbps
I'm fucking flying cunt, it only took me four seconds to load

Fuck australia they're irrelevant cunts that can't even spell AC DC.
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leafs always vying for the shitposting throne

What was that you cheeky cu

What the fuck? I don't know how you edited the assets for flags m8 but i find that bastardization of our glorious flag disrespectful, i suggest you stop.

>sheep shagger attempting bantz
kek

why do so many hats have this dumb chin strap thing that hangs on the lower lip

m8 until this year i had never seen an internet connection go faster than 1 mb/s, and my home internet was never above 250 kb/s

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THANKS BASED LESOTHO

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why do aussie's love to suck BBCs?

>final solution to the Aussie problem.

>tfw 500KB/s
>use seedbox that has 200MB/s

Please do it before the chinese do.

Is Australian beer good, or pure piss like American?

Let's face it leaf.

You wanna be like Aussie

I see Leaf's tryna throw bants all the time.

You Leaf's are such cucks that you are sucking up bants on a Chinese pedophile website from bunch of Emufags.

How the fuck have you not been annexed by USA surprises me to this day.

Gas the leafs.

Fosters isn't even australian, I have never seen a can of it in my life. Also VB is alright

Give me complete control of the world and I'll sort everything out

What about XXXX?

light as fuq and tastes like piss (the good kind).
First time I got blasted was on limitless XXXX and too much vodka.

I say we set up a penal colony in Canada, where they can breed out the Canadian people, and straighten you cunts out.

I'm almost India tier autistic...

Does this trigger you leaf?

but then who would live in australia?

Give me the pro-tips of the best Australian beers, I've only tried VB, and that was years ago.

Nothing good ever came out of Australia. The island is a miniature model of hell. I don't know how you people are able to sleep with all the dangerous wildlife and spiders crawling up your asshole.

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Australians drink to get fucked, so our beer is cheap and abundant. If you're ever in Australia buy local if you want good beer, there are some great brewing communities across the country. Get some mass produced shit if you want to get proper munted

Seeing the thread I immediately thought, what about the leaf problem? Then I see you OP... I see you.

FUCK OFF MUHAMED

Sick bantz Aussie Inventions:
>Black Box flight recorder
>Electronic Pacemaker
>Medical Application of Penecilin
>Cochlear Implant
>Ultrasound Scanner
And finally
>The Wi-Fi you used to make that pathetic post

Meanwhile
Pakistan (((((Inventions)))):
Fucking Goats

Mine's a hot dog

Its quite adorable how jelly Canada is of all the attention we get, he is like the red-headed stepchild of planet earth

Fuck off you goddamn paki. Don't ever talk to my son again, you terrorist cunt.

You mean your wife's son?