DAMN, RIPLEY LOOKS LIKE THAT?

DAMN, RIPLEY LOOKS LIKE THAT?

i wonder what her bush smells like

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Imagine being the Alien in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Ripley, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous square face and man jaw. I would totally stick my mouthpenis down your throat, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is ovulate into another 11 year old girl in his nest. Like seriously imagine having to be the Alien and not only sit in that chair while Ripley flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her skinnyfat torso and unshaven bikiniline, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, RIPLEY LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been slaughtering nothing but a healthy diet of astronauts and colonists and later alleged rapist and criminals for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the derelict spaceship on LV426. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could rip apart every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're the fucking Alien. You're not going to lose your franchise career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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>Sigourney Weaver was an ug...

ripley a cute

Mmmmm imagine to be designates pusy cleaner of ship!

moot sleeping on the job again

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Pusyposter confirmed for patrician

a cute!

> all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous square face and man jaw

every time

...go

her jew is showing

Seriously, is that a penis?

yes actually

absolute madman

Shes not Jewish, but I would still love her if she was :3

So fucking ugly

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anyone else get the impression that sigourneys crotch smells bad?

Yes.

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