Why didn't we declare war against the USSR Brit/pol/?
The Central Committee of the Bolshevik Party::
NAME ETHNICITY Ulyanov (Lenin) Russian Krylenko Russian Lounatcharski Russian Bronstein (Trotsky) JEW Apfelbaum (Zinovief) JEW Lourie (Larine) JEW Ouritski JEW Volodarski JEW Rosenfeldt (Kamanef) JEW Smidovitch JEW Sverdlof (Yankel) JEW Nakhamkes (Steklof) JEW
The Council of the People’s Commissars:
MINISTRY NAME ETHNICITY President Ulyanov (Lenin) Russian Foreign Affairs Tchitcherine Russian Nationalities Djugashvili (Stalin) Georgian Agriculture Protian Armenian Public Instruction Lounatcharsky Russian Economic Council Lourie (Larine) JEW Food Schlichter JEW Army & Navy Bronstein (Trotsky) JEW State Control Lander JEW State Lands Kauffman JEW Works V. Schmidt JEW Social Relief E. Lelina (Knigissen) JEWess Religions Spitzberg JEW Interior Apfelbaum (Zinovief) JEW Hygiene Anvelt JEW Finance Isidore Goukovski JEW Press Volodarski JEW Elections Ouritski JEW Justice I. Steinberg JEW Refugees Fenigstein JEW Refugees (assist.) Savitch JEW Refugees (assist.) Zaslovski JEW
Hunter Morris
>watching Sunday morning live on BBC 1 >giant Islam festival in Lincolnshire >Muzzies being interviewed saying #notallmuslims >we don't know why le terrorism and (((radicalisation))) is happening we must le get to le bottom of it
>Sunday morning live I bet you watch the One Show and complain about that as well.
Red button has 80s sport related music videos. I'm listening to Freddy Mercury doing Barcelona.
Eli Torres
Carbide is pretty good. Shame about Razer though, does make me wonder whether it was rigged so that Razer would make an appearance but not be able to rape the competition.
Thoughts thus far? I will say I'm very disappointed about the quality of the robots. I mean we're 13 years on from the last series of Robot Wars, I was expecting something really high tech and crazy, someone thinking out of the box, and instead we just got the same junk we got back in the day but now some of their weapons are more powerful.
Also the house robots are fucking tame. Only Matilada inflicted any damage. Dead Metal (my favourite) didn't even drop the fucking saw blade. Behemoth looked like he was going to start a fight with the house robots and then his match ended.
And finally, I remember when robots were rewarded for aggression, and now all these pussies were just using the pit. I wanted to see someone take their robot home in pieces.
He will be shot if he ever (he won't) get into power.
Grayson Cox
>2 off Check em.
Henry Jones
Why are the Chinese so pro EU?
Jacob Cox
BBC are about to cuck themselves there. Don't know when it'll be enforced but they're intending to make it so that you can't watch iPlayer on demand unless you have a TV licence, because they get millions of catch up views and they suspect people are watching their precious (((content))) without paying up first. I don't watch live TV ever, if they insist on introducing this I won't be watching BBC programming anymore and I suspect millions of other people are in the same boat.
Liam Thomas
I COULD HAVE KILLED THEM ALL!
Caleb Thomas
>we could have had 3/4 more matches of Razer >we got Nuts instead
I mean there probably aren't enough good robots out there to fill the whole competition but meme teams that couldn't possibly win still annoy me when they take up half the show
Christian Myers
Reminds me of the time he refused over half a dozen times at PMQs to deny hamas and hezbollah were his friends.
Thank you for your work during the referendum though comrade.
Jacob Myers
Is the user from Gosport still here?
Joshua Murphy
It was a shame about Razer but I think driver error might have saved the robot. I don't think it would have done well in a one on one with Carbide.
I'm hoping we'll see some more interesting designs. The novelty robot in the first round could have been quite good with some hooks on its chains to properly snag the enemy, Shame it was made out of scrap metal and couldn't withstand the Carbide blade. Watching it get smashed was brilliant and seeing it stuck back together was funny.
The house robots were usually pretty lame. They can't go too hard on the contestants in the opening rounds or there wouldn't be a final.
I read that the house robots have been upgraded over the years to withstand increasingly powerful weapons, so hopefully the final rounds will produce so good contestant on house robot scraps.
Henry Gray
I walked into a Sainsbury's Local yesterday. It was quite busy and there was no security, or armed guards to protect the people in there.
I COULD HAVE KILLED THEM ALL!
Hudson Jones
Commie bastids. #notallchinese
Jack Campbell
I'll never pay the licence fee regardless. match of the day is pretty much the only BBC thing I watch now top gear's gone
Ian Turner
Based hongkong
Mason Russell
Yeah?
Isaiah Stewart
Good morning lads, I start work tomorrow at a new job. What's the best newspaper to read whilst relaxing in the canteen?
Jacob Flores
I walked outside yesterday (implying) and there was no police state anywhere.
I COULD'VE KILLED THEM ALL
Daniel Hall
I refuse to believe Nuts got that far without someone giving them a free pass to the televised matches. It's the same in Britain's Got Talent and Xfactor, the people who make it onto the show have to get the green light from someone first, they don't just show up on the day and audition.
Someone probably thought it'd be good entertainment, and in fairness, watching it fall to pieces was satisfying, but it didn't desere to be there.
I don't like that they have this modern, overdramatic, reality TV angle to it now. Back stage is all bright lights, slow mo walking and talking about how they got here and shit. They at least used to save that for the finals back in the day.
Dominic Morales
Depends on the job user.
Juan Price
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Levi King
>brought down the eu >is in the process of bringing down the labour party
>don't think it would have done well in a one on one with Carbide. Blasphemy. Razer is perfect in every single way. But in all seriousness, he's made of really tough metals and all he needs is one clean hit with that piercer and it'd be over
>Shame it was made out of scrap metal Speaking of which, unrelated to RW, if they bring back Scrap Heap Challenge, I'd be pretty happy.
>They can't go too hard on the contestants in the opening rounds or there wouldn't be a final. Well I was at least hoping they'd make some time for Behemoth to start pissing them off. Some of the most memorable fights were flipper robots wiping the competition then taking on all the house robots for the sake of it
>I read that the house robots have been upgraded over the years to withstand increasingly powerful weapons, Glad they got rid of Sgt Bash, I can't remember a single time where that robot did anything.
Tyler Lee
I agree that it was good to watch Nuts fall apart but I feel like it still would have been good if that happened in the first round instead.
I think those robots are fun but they make for terrible head-to-head battles because it doesn't feel intense at all when you know they won't win.
Bentley Bennett
need some new podcasts to listen to lads politics/economics related is a plus but more or less anything will do as long as it's entertaining and free of (((progressivism))) already listen to molymeme, spectator, peter schiff and the rubin report
Tyler Torres
Be careful with the Kpop trade, lad. Almost destroyed our music industry!
Asher Edwards
Watching BBCsml.
Seriously lads, how do you stop the trolls!? I hate being cyber bullied and seeing negative comments.
Lucas Reyes
Daily Stormer. They'll love it when you lol about the articles and explain the memes to them.
Ryan Sullivan
I hope so too user.
Jordan Powell
What's going on at Hinckley point? So they're ready to start building and the pollies got cold feet? What do Brits think about that?
Matthew Gutierrez
still havent played fo4 because I really couldn't get on with skyrim and I heard bad things new vegas and oblivion were my favourites (modded)
Ryan Williams
>tfw you can't speak elvish
Isaac Hill
How did a potato like Dave manage to pull a MILF like Sam?
Daniel Wood
May made the right call.
You don't your strategic assets partly owned by foreign powers.
She wants nuclear power plants to be built and owned by Britain.
Chase Edwards
>it doesn't feel intense at all when you know they won't win. Or the one's who do win but not because they caused any damage, purely because they avoided damage all match. That pissed me off. in the old series. There was a box on wheels that just had spikes on it, it was completely incapable of damaging anyone but it still got pretty far
Nicholas Bennett
Which area?
Charles Rodriguez
Our government are worried about the power/influence/control or whatever that it could give to the Chinese.
She might be right desu
Angel White
Bunch of women talking about "trolling" on the news now
Brandon Sullivan
Nice read. Pretty much sums it up.
Zachary Brown
I'd be more worried about the French than a country on the other side of the world
Brandon Clark
Dailymail whilst muttering under your breath about "those bloody darkies"
Evan Gray
>If our political leaders were characters in Game Of Thrones, which characters would they be? Theresa May: “Catelyn Stark, or Margaery Tyrell – plays all sides, you don’t really know what she’s up to.” Nicola Sturgeon: “Cersei Lannister. Knows what she wants and will do anything to get it.” Jeremy Corbyn: “The little one. Tyrion Lannister.” What about Owen Smith? “An extra.”
kek'd heartily
What others can we do here? Is Cameron Robert Baratheon? Osbourne Ned Stark?
Anthony Evans
The froggies are quite competent when it comes to nuclear power.
If you hate the man who saved your country so much, go live in Qatar or something.
Robert Martin
tornado was goat mate
Isaac Miller
remember when 'trolling' was stuff like pretending attack of the clones was the best star wars? the media have successfully conflated it with telling people on twitter you're going to shove a cricket bat up their pussy or something. sad.
I remember when you would be mocked on the internet for saying you'd call the police, back when vbb's were more popular
I miss early 00's internet so much
Gabriel Walker
Which man? Also, Qatar is too hot for me. I'm white.
Ryder Howard
do i have to pay tv license if i watch dave?
Kevin Ross
Should be scrapped. EPR is an out of date reactor design, and the inherently unsafe nature of the reactor design means it requires a large amount of expensive safety features. Should invest in Molten Salt Reactor or Fast Reactor. Would be a great achievement for Britain and would be up there with Skylon/SABRE.
Camden Gray
>If our political leaders were characters in Game Of Thrones, which characters would they be?
wish people would stop comparing real politics to (adult) children's fantasy settings
Liam Hughes
That was before kikebook when normies couldn't into the internet.
Cameron Young
I didn't need these feels
Ryan Long
Even Hypnodisk was preferable. Or, what was that one with the fur on that'd always set itself on fire?
Levi Bennett
it was just a fluff paragraph at the end don't be an autist
Anthony Hill
Why wouldn't they be, it's an economic dream. Regardless of who's in power in Europe the EU's trade policy and economic policy never changes.
Jaxon Reyes
>before kikebook >normies couldn't into internet MSN Messenger, MySpace...
Luke Allen
why do normies ruin everything
Wyatt Young
Boris = Ned
Cooper Watson
I'm an oldfag and the other user is right.
The rot started with Facebook not with the earlier stuff (MSM, Myspace, Bebo, etc) . . .Twitter has made it worse.
Isaac Scott
based Snowdonia edition
>tfw you live 15 mins from pic related
Benjamin Nguyen
tbf the whole article is basically taking the piss out of your average mong
Carter Sanchez
kek. Nicola Sturgeon as the idiotic psychopath who thinks she's better than everyone else while messing everything up and fucking her brother is pretty accurate desu
Tony Blair is Aerys the Mad, David Davis is Stannis
Noah Thomas
>The rot started with Facebook
I noticed the same thing. The stupid trend towards using real names and personal details online fucked things up.
Joshua Diaz
it was considered beyond retardation to share personal info on the internet back in the day now you're considered weird for not doing it
Carter Hernandez
Give me the Top 5 Nigel speeches. I need some entertainment while I eat dinner.
Bentley Myers
Karen a cute.
Nicholas Russell
>taught all the time in Primary School not to give out your information and shit online
>later in highschool when facebook starts getting popular they basically stop teaching that shit to kids
Doesn't help that you get labeled a freak for choosing not to have a social media presence
Daniel Scott
Britain and the US send troops in the civil war numbnuts.
Charles Adams
only if you're watching something you haven't watched before. if you're re-watching a program you watched 5 years ago you don't need one. if you happen to have an inspector in your house, just say "i've seen them all before, here watch this bit, it's a good bit" and he'll give you a licence waiver.
Juan Phillips
>that hasn't been edited to brit/pol/ yet
Jaxon Wilson
There is a filipino music industry? Piccss
Samuel Wright
good thing i mainly watch netflix, dave and my dvd collection i guess.
soon you'll need a tv license to watch youtube or twitch streams
I figure they have to spread the weakest robots out between the groups so that they all get knocked out before the final.
Nuts was probably put in that group because it was toughest of the novelty teams. That metal drain pipe thing that took Razer down with it, looked pretty much impenetrable. I think they might have been chosen because the producers knew that Carbide would tear anything less tough to pieces.
I'm not sure how they decide who gets on to the show, but they had some un-televised bouts (to test the set up i guess), with robots that aren't on the show.
>Scrap Heap Challenge They should do Scrapheap Wars.