Amazing Hair Edition
Previous thread: >"NEW" episode Hit the Diamond on June 2nd:
youtube.com
ew.com
>misseps leak thread
kat.cr
>International airing schedule and leaked synopses
docs.google.com
>Unaired episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: mega.nz
S03E06 Steven Floats: mega.nz
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
mega.nz
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
mega.nz
mega.nz
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
soundcloud.com
>/sug/ writebin:
pastebin.com
>/sug/ flockdraw:
skycow.us
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Here we go.
>What do I win?
Don't for get ta PLACE YA BETS!
What if Malachite flew back to Homeworld instead of fighting in SWI?
or stuck around for America's favorite pastime
2 more days till we get thrown in the pokey again
So in episode 24 steven healed Connie's eyes and in the next episode she wears glasses again. What happened did the episode cut out early for me or something?
su-gemsorter.tumblr.com
Show me you what you GOT !!
>Hiatuses long and short with no info on when they'll be back
>Getting spoiled by leaks and promos regardless
It's like you don't want me to be hyped CN. Why don't you let me feel hype anymore?
Nazi!
Amedot is canon edition
They're the best together. I ship them.
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
i think your op post is a bit outdated
She needed to hide the fact her eyes were working,since her parents are ovsrbearing
Yes, did you not see her pop the lenses out? She can't let her mom see that she's doing "magic stuff" with Steven
She took out the lenses remember?
The problemo was she couldn't just go around her home without wearing her glasses otherwise her mother would have gotten suspicious.
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oh strange idk why it cut out early, thanks a lot.
someone please post that "magic stuff" comic where doug mentions las vegas
Why would she.
Xth for The Moist Murdercock
WHERE IS MY PIZZA PROMO. IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT GIVES ME HOPE
Why is Connie such a boring character
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I searched for "Steven universe nazi" and this pic was in the result.
>Nothing
It contrasts the fanastic elements of the show, thus making the show seem more fantastic. Same goes for townies. Connie is just an average human girl.
x+nth for faster than a rebecca sugar can fellate
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In order to be interesting, a character needs flaws. She's a female of colour, so she can't have flaws.
We're back, baby!
Reminder that Stevonnie uses "they"
But you can use S'he if you want.
we had ships
we had nazis
so logically we need to conclude with nazi ships
Why can't Pearl wait until Steven is 18?
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I'll stick with "It"
A deep black sea
Endless, infinite, a single malcontent
Bruised eyes, bleeding heart, scabbed knee
Trapped in thyself, forced to lament
Will they save me?
Will fate finally relent?
Will it be worth the toil, the stress, the ultimate fee?
Why does she cause my heart rate such a grand ascent?
Because she's a pedophile.
Jasper is probably the most unrelatable gem to the average person.
Same...
You're a Moron.
That's fine too.
the cutest gem
Why wait when you can start teaching him what to do early?
What for? Nothing will change until then.
yes. but we don't know which thursday
Steven may be 14, but that Gem on his stomach isn't
why is there no rule 34 of Pearl rubbing herself against Steven's gem?
You're funny.
9th I thought
>dick squad Lapis unfuses as they fly past Mars
>Jasper floats in space for the rest of her days
There's this.
Since we're talking about Stevonnie, does *pronoun* have a dick?
l-lewd
Only the best
*pronoun* is probably a hermaphrodite. Or *pronoun* has just nothing down there, like a doll.
Does Connie?
Why are there no images of Pearl deepthroating Steven while she massages his prostate with the tip of her nose
Try as she might Jasper was never able to return to Homeworld or make her way back to Earth, eventually as she drifted through space, Jasper stopped thinking.
Maybe *pronoun* can just choose what *pronoun* wants.
that was an unofficial time which has now been proved wrong
Wew lad
Well, *pronoun* should have shapeshifting powers, so that might not be out of the realm of posibility.
You forgot your name there Lady of the Limbs
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oh god...
Yes.
But we can all agree that *pronoun* has an asshole, right?
What, no there's no "it's a townie episode in disguise"choice?
How is Rainbow Quartz this high? I mostly like her from a conceptual view, and a little from her aesthetic.
All glory to the meme gem!
Pearl doesn't want Steven, that is what she has been training Connie for
Brainwash her into being Steven's perfect little wife/sex slave
How sensitive are the gems to hot temperatures? Can boiling water hurt them?
Maybe the Rubies will find her
All is not lost!
*pronoun* eats, *pronoun* excretes.
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>Pearl doesn't want Steven
Maybe not now.
probably not
I mean Garnet is tough enough to survive lava, Pearl and Amethyst aren't that tough, but boiling water probably isn't a big deal
>they killed an entire universe... just to store their weapons
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But does *pronoun* pee.
Did greg cum on it?
fuck you,peridot
I think it depends on the gem. Since Garnet is the only one who can swim in lava, I would think that all gems are different.
But you want him for yourself, don't you Peri?
She lies. A lot.
We learned that misha isn't the only pedophile in /sug/ last thread with that young amy greentext
Drink bleach
Everybody knows daterape is a pedophile.
I was making a joke about Kars. What would a Jasper+Ruby fusion even look like?
Sorry.
Only to her mother.
Original Trio the best!
Another thread
Many things left unsaid
Tears have been shed
A curse, spread
Dead
>You'd do it for him
>And you would do it again
I really need to see someone make a picture of Pearl saying this in a sexual connotation.
So, they're 6 right?
A mistake.
What would a lion-like hair style and a cubical afro even end up as?
What is the best ship and why is it *insert your ship here*
Pic unrelated
1 Amethyst
2 Steven
3 Peridot
4 Garnet
5 Lapis Lazuli
6 Pearl
7 Alexandrite
8 Opal
9 Jasper
10 Stevonnie
11 Sugilite
12 Sapphire
13 Ruby
14 Rose Quartz
15 Malachite
16 Yellow Pearl
17 Yellow Diamond
18 Rainbow Quartz
19 Blue Pearl
20 Blue Diamond
21 Sardonyx
There is at least one pic of her using her nose, but she's not doing that other thing too.
Probably no one's drawn it because 69's always look awkward and without x-ray you can't see everything that's happening