"hey user, have a slice if you want, i'm watching orange is the new blacked"

>"hey user, have a slice if you want, i'm watching orange is the new blacked"

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Bbrrrtttt

How's her neck game

I fucked a girl last night who really liked it rough. She slapped me a bunch of times while riding me cowgirl. Then she finished me off by jerking me while maintaining intense eye contact. It was the most epic orgasm I've ever had.

I would also like to know this

>can isn't even opened
Somethings not right...

Ewww, Pizza? I'd rather have that brown eye if you know what I mean

>Orange is the new black

kek indeed

Mods are not even trying on this board anymore. Go ahead, call me reddit, this shit hole board is a lost cause.

*brrraaaaapppppppp*

How is the herp, my degenerate normie friend?

Disgusting, this is a huge health hazard.

>Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!

patrician beer choice tho

Huh

W
Wouldn't know, I use condoms. And we wouldn't be friends.

Fuck off

This is literally the best board

way too fat

>condoms prevent herpes

Lel

that ass is way too big

you're just now realizing this user?

after all the bvsposting? baneposting? armondposting? 2hourmoviein8hoursposting? nosinglesposting? capeshitposting? ourguyposting? kinocinemafilmmovieflickposting? Iwatchamovieat4xspeedposting?

I'm sorry but you're a retard.

Would they prevent you from being a fag?

Goddammit Ireland. Go back to farming potatoes.

youtube.com/watch?v=zBDXHZ0ZSz8

...

I'd love a pizza that ass.

wouldn't the pizza burn her asscheek?

You're so mad lmao

For you.

>TFW no GF to give you Sunday night pizzapits
WHY EVEN LIVE
IT HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH

Why the fuck are you eating pizza and drinking while on my bed? Get out and don't come back disgusting bitch.

is having sex considered normie?

I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL EVERY GIRL THAT DOESN'T HAVE SEX WITH ME FROM NOW ON FUCK

this universe has reparations and I will be the deliverer

where's her asshole?

Her cheeks aren't spread

DO IT

>tfw you will never taste her pussy mouth and ass

what?

>mfw met a girl ive known online for years and gave her the raw dick with a creampie
two days later and im still riding high my friends

usually the girls I fuck I can see their asshole when they're lying down like that

Did you get to cuddle her afterwards?

Jesus Christ, are you fucking girls with Hank hill ass?

that's pretty fucking gross unless she's fresh out of an intense scrub session in the bath.

yeah. she actually paid 400 bucks for a hotel room, fucked her like 3 times, cuddled, the works.

girls with hank hill ass don't exist, so no. my standards are her butt has to be at at least 34' so i don't hurt myself when i am pounding

that's where her poop comes out

youtube.com/watch?v=HeiSx5MNDvg

I'd eat it regardless t.bh fa.m

what

do you fucking measure?

this is what im tryna do with this bitch i met a month ago
she lives 2 hrs away gonna hit that then quit that

>iPhone user

kek, hard pass sweetie

it's one of my fetishes yes. usually I wait until they're hammered because otherwise they get resilient. surprisingly it turns a lot of girls on

next time you fuck a girl you should see it

>girls with hank hill ass don't exist,

what the shit are you talking about?

Calm down reddit eh

don't believe you. no one who has sex irl comes on Sup Forums and posts stuff like this

is this a blog thread?

hooked up with a qt on friday, was pretty much black out drunk. Got whiskey dick so I couldn't fuck her, but she was horny so I figured I'd eat her out and rally

she ended up coming six times (that's what she told her roommate at least) and I never got more than a half chub. She really did her best to blow me but I couldn't get into it.

any anons here ever deal with this shit? I'm gonna try to fuck her sober sometime this week but if I can't get it up again I'll probably sudoku.

Should I just get viagra or extenze or some shit?

it's a cartoon caricature, they don't actually exist.

have you fucked a girl with hank hill ass?

I've seen girls with ass like that
Shut up you little shit

i'd like a pizza that

get it.. pizza that.. it sounds like 'peace of that' which is a reference to her butt ahha

Are you Irish by any chance?

you do know it's not a literal term, right? No one actually expects you to put your penis in a cartoon with hanks literal ass.

But there are a lot of women that have flat asses. Don't be silly.

i think you're lying. besides the only way to really know is to get into them doggystyle and pound. if it's less than 34' you'll pelvic thrust into bone

no, I'm white.

i know what a figure of speech is. i'm just saying there are no girls with hank hill ass.

helper no helping
helper no helping
helper no helping

*taps mic*
is this microfone on.. pls laff at my joke my audience

Holy shit, I know this is low quality bait, but I had a good laugh. Thanks user.

Plebs drink fake microbrews. You need to be 18 to post here, sweetie

>i know what a figure of speech is. i'm just saying there are no girls with hank hill ass.
you clearly don't. because there are.

they definitely exist, my onetitis from high school was german and had absolutely terrible pancake ass, i think she had some kind of health issue, she was rail thin. totally opposite of what i prefer now, my tastes totally did a 180 in my mid 20s

...

you should try this new drug called being a man.

whiskey dick is an urban legend and you're probably secretly gay


source. I'm in med school

there aren't. girls aren't flat like that. i've spent my life studying women so I think i know enough. your claims to the contrary make me think you're trying to win an imaginary internet argument

guess I should switch to dudes then. thanks doc

that's not hank hill ass. bikini bottoms like that suction the ass making it look smaller and tighter than it actually is.

>white """"""women""""""

>she drinks blue moon

patrician taste

serious projection but ok whatever senpai

>are you Irish?
>no I'm white

>getting zits on your butt in order to take a picture for Sup Forums nerds to jack off to
I wonder what her endgame was?

I had the same happen to me a month ago. Don't use viagra, you'll get dependent on that shit to perform in bed.

Just dont jerk off, have her over again, and eat her out while you're getting yourself hard. That's what I did, and once I was rock hard I took her to pound town. She's still my fuck buddy now. Best of luck.

It's time to stop posting

thats not Heineken my man

BRRAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP

ass, or pizza, which to eat first...

this picture has a strange artistic element to it, I can't stop looking at it, maybe I should set it as my desktop background

God, Amy Schumer is both talented and beautiful.

one bite of each

>he drinks hiney piss

I want to bite one of those ass cheeks

Sounds great my man. I'll settle with a comfy night under the blanket watching a flick with my gf

THICC

dip the pizza in the asshole, then eat.

This bitch is fat. The girl in the OP isn't.

It's almost like the normies staged this to take an ecks dee pic for reddit upvotes

>It was the most epic orgasm
Literally a 14 year old wrote this.

Low test.

Get checked.

Defend and deflect all you want to faggot. You know it's the truth.

No, they don't.

Wow thank you for sharing this incredible story really activated my almonds

HEINEKEN?!?!?! FUCK THAT SHIT!!!!!!