It's a Truman doesn't shower for a week episode

>it's a Truman doesn't shower for a week episode

>its another truman edges to xev bellringer mommy porn for 9 hours straight episode

>it's a Truman didn't get out of bed all day but swears he'll go back to the gym tomorrow for the seventh month in a row episode

>its Truman ironically posts racist shit while on Sup Forums at work episode

>It's a Truman sits down and pretends to be interviewed about his new film The Godfather and acts very sweet and humble while low key knowing he is a genius episode

Its a truman jerks off from his car while looking at the kids at the playground episode

Fuark forgot to epic text it

>it's a Truman forgets to greentext so his post is legally admissible as evidence in court episode

>it's a Turman can't ever over his ex

>it's a Truman listens to HOMELAND, HONOR, SINCERITY for 14 hours straight and then tells one of his "friends" that he should really start considering the mass genocide of the kurdish menace episode

>it's a truman has already masturbated 3 times in a row and haven't washed his hands yet episode

>it's a truman masturbates 6 times in a row to tranny porn and has to go to the doctor to see if his dick is OK episode

>its a "since you started thinking about simulation universe there are far too many coincidences happening and the world has gotten too bizarre for it to not seem like we are being fucked with so you start feeling like Truman more and more and eventually everything you do you do under the impressiom someone or something is watching you so you can barely function in day to day life" episode
schizophrenia episodes are goat

>its a Truman gets a urinary tract infection and cant stop going to the bathroom and struggle to piss episode

>its a truman runs up the stairs on all fours like a gorilla episode

>its a truman gives his girlfriend several STDs then she kills herself episode

>it's a Truman sits on Sup Forums all day, slowly becoming rediccalised episode

>its a truman gets the sunday night blues despite having nothing to do all week long episode

>it's a Truman bawls his eyes out when he tells his mom that he'll give his kids a life that he wanted and didn't get episode

>it's a Truman fucks his leather sofa just to see what it feels like episode

>its a truman feels shame after drunkenly fapping to trap porn episode

>it's a Truman is a 29 year old virgin and has worked overtime for the past 2 weeks to have enough money to possibly proposition the cute girl at work to have sex with him episode

>it's a Truman spends 8 hours walking through the parking lot of the local supermarket and sticking his penis into all the car mufflers episode

>it's a Truman only needs to write three tiny essays to wrap up his portfolio and graduate but has been procrastinating all night so he tells himself he'll definitely do it tomorrow

>it's a "Truman essentially full on shits himself because his mom has company and he is afraid to leave his room and attract their attention and is subsequently is afflicted with a virulent rash that leaves him essentially unable to sit in a normal manner for almost a month" episode
you never appreciate being able to sit till you can't

>it's a Truman is definitely failing a class despite putting all his effort into it, so he decides to just rile up his leftist professor instead
It's weird how he went from getting A's in every masters class until this, and now he won't pass this one. Thank God he doesn't have to use student loans, otherwise he'd be pretty upset about it.

>it's a Truman is scared of people so he spends all day in his university dorm room, pissing out the window, only ever leaving in the very early early morning to shit and buy food episode

>It's a Truman watches porn that looks like his ex for thirteen hours and then finally breaks down into tears and starts experimenting with auto erotic asphyxiation episode.

>its a truman is almost 25 and realizes he's done nothing with his life episode

Why would he go away to school if he's terrified of people? Seems like a waste of money.

I really connected with this one. The part where he decided the solution is to masturbate some more really struck a cord

>it's a Truman cums in his friend's asshole episode

It's a Truman starts being more social and goes to coworkers dinner parties so he can slip off during dinner and swipe a handful of their thirteen year old daughters used panties episode.

>It's a Truman spends his entire weekend locked up in his house alone watching CEI porn episode

>It's a Truman just made the FBI watch list episode.

im living that episode right now

>It's a Truman isn't gay but would totally suck and fuck Bailey Jay episode

>It's a Truman posts in Truman threads pretending to talk about the Truman show but in actuality he's talking about himself to deal with the feeling that hes living a failed life and to not feel so alone episode

Really made me feel

>it's a Truman cries himself to sleep every night for a year because his penis doesn't reach his asshole to self fuck season

>its a Truman tries jerking it to trap porn but suddenly realizes he's jerking it to a man with bolt ons episode

>It's a Truman posts made up shit in a Truman thread so people will read it and relate but in reality their more alone than ever episode

In the directors cut he finishes anyway

It's a Truman doesnt realise that bailey jay is more than half a decade past "her" prime and the only way "she" ever looked hot was in clever angled and heavily retouched photos, meanwhile "she's" getting fatter and older and balder by the minute and becoming a literal slob episode

>It's a Truman gives up his NEET-status, gets a girlfriend, gets a job, becomes an alcoholic, loses the girlfriend and job, but keeps the booze episode

>It's a Truman sits in discord all day waiting for one of his online friends to log on episode

Truman doesn't jerk off you freak he stares longingly at the 12 year old girls wishing he could take one home and marry it.

>It's a Truman gives up his NEET-status, gets a girlfriend, gets a job, loses the booze but wakes up episode

>It's a Truman realises he's thinking about suicide unironically more and more often and he doesnt know what it means or how to stop it episode

Sal?

>it's a Truman doesn't even like his friend of 12+ years but doesn't know how to break it off with him episode
Unfortunately this episode keeps airing every week.

>Its a Truman stays up for three days for no reason and steadily becomes more and more paranoid about surveillance episode

this happens in the background of a lot of episodes but its pretty easy to miss

>It's a Truman starts going Sup Forums to troll and shitpost and is unironically buying neonazi literature an amazon within a week episode

>his post is legally admissible as evidence in court
is this true?

>it's a Truman spends too much time listening to Diamond Dogs by Bowie and starts to understand it episode

Oh so Truman is being a normal american? I swear to god you fuckers smell like shit.

>it's a Truman starts thinking other people can read his mind so he thinks "I know you can read my mind" to one up them episode

I hated the part where the friend starts becoming obsessed with weaboo shit and going to every con within 200 miles

>Truman kills a woman
>Green texts the murder on /r9k/
>He gets arrested later
>All evidence is vague and not quite good enough except for his online confession
>Defense merely points out the confession was in green text
>Case dismissed, Truman freed

>Another woman goes missing the following week

the episodes where he has telepathic fights with his roommate that alter their in person interactions are insane

but will he ever never? hello??

>It's a Truman knows all about the Jews and still wishes he had a Jewish gf episode

I liked the spin off episode where the defence had to explain to the jury every facet of chan culture so they understood. They did a decent job desu

>it's a Truman brags on the internet about being depressed episode
He should at least have taken it to [r9k] instead of being an attention whore on Sup Forums.

>It's a Truman gives up drinking for one day then caves, figures he'll just buy some beer instead of whiskey but instead of buying two six packs buys a slab then gets drunk alone shitposting online and then orders $65 worth of Indian takeout

I loved the dark humor in this episode

Its like you didnt even saw the episode where truman reveals where he hid the body of her ex girlfriend online but his case gets dismissed because it was posted with greentext

Damn I really felt this episode.

>It's a Truman is a newfag and writes /r9k/ wrong while trying to fit in and seem superior episode
I didn't really like this one

>it's an user didn't read any of these thread

Keep being proud of being depressed user. Your friends love all those post-ironic depression memes you post on facebook

>it's a Truman is angry about life and is taking his frustrations out on a friendly user episode

>it's a truman uses his xbox controller as a vibrator episode

on top of Sup Forums says everything false fiction hood fool only take as fact blabla

everything you post on Sup Forums is ironic

>It's a Truman gets gets a dildo stuck in his ass and then tries to get it out with a pen and that gets stuck to and he has to call 911 episode

>It's a Truman tells his friends of 15 years how he was abused and raped by his ex and they laugh and blame him episode

>it's a Truman feels like a hacker by encoding his webms

>its a truman stays awake until 2am reading fan fiction despite having work at 7am

>It's a Truman finally makes that PMV he's had stuck on his head for ages and uploads it to his private tracker after hours of work but it barely gets any snatches episode

>It's a Truman doesn't have any money or way to the store so he eats spoiled chicken and moldy bread mixed with ketchup then throws up for four hours and as soon as he feels better he eats some more and throws up for four hours again because it tasted really good episode

>it's a truman reads a comment on a truman enthusiast website that makes him ponder just how many people actually wash their hands after masturbating and how much of the world is just coated in dick to hand to insert worldy object here and comes to the conclusion that 99% of the world is probably coated in dick - episode

>it's a you don't believe in fate but coincidences start becoming too coincidental way too often episode
>it's a truman discovers the universe is out to get him episode

>its a truman takes speed and sexually assaults a bunch of girls on the dance floor and gets a lifetime ban from his a nightclub episode

>tfw you start posting ironically in real life
>tfw you don't even know how to stop any more
>tfw life decided to start posting ironically
>tfw life doesn't even know how to stop any more
Seriously, shit's getting retarded.

>it's a trumans wife beings over her hot friend for the night and Truman needs to shit but hes too nervous when there is only one toilet and she might use it right after and smell the stinky episode

It's a Truman hasn't had sex or a job in over 8 months episode
Really not liking the direction this show is going

>yet another episode where Truman doesn't know why he's mad

>It's a Truman listens with disdain to his friend complaining about not having sex for 8 months when he's 25 and never had a girlfriend

>it's a truman undercooks a chicken for 10 minutes then slide his dick inside it

>its a season long arc

>It's a Truman REALLY wants to buy a fleshlight to finally know what a pussy feels like but its too paranoid that the sellers will somehow tell someone or make fun of him and to make his paranoia worse he still lives with his family episode

I saw the episode where Truman got one and while it comes close to pussy, he complained about it after a while since it doesn't self lubricate or clean

Is it really that much of a pain?
I can only imagine how good it feels like. It must be worth it right?

>It's a Truman is waiting for the advancement of virtual technology so his mind can feel like it's having real sex without getting child support'd episode

it's only worth it if you've given up completely on getting laid I guess. it's nice but it's not warm like pussy is plus you have to clean and lube it yourself and when I want to masturbate cleaning afterwards is the last thing I want to do

I didn't see the episode that guy you responded to saw, but I did see the episode where Truman bought an onahole thing for $40 and fucked it for 4 sessions in a row. That episode was great. I think the onahole Truman bought was the Bocca de Veritas or something. He's bought so many I lost track.

>it's a Truman can't get laid so he acts like birth control doesn't exist episode
Really didn't understand what the writers were thinking with this one.

>it's a Truman ignores the chest pains and palpitations for the third day in a row episode

Fucking writers.

>it's a Truman is still lying to his parents and is in too deep to give it up now, but is holding onto the out of killing himself if they ever find out episode

Really curious what the conclusion to this is gonna be.

so ? last time when I made a shower was more than 2 weeks ago