If you could go out for a night of debauchery with one Homestuck character, who would it be and why...

If you could go out for a night of debauchery with one Homestuck character, who would it be and why? Assume you have 1 mil USD in funds and they have full access to their god tier powers.

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Roxy, duh.

I'm going to say Jane.

Caliborn
He is the lord of time so the night never has to end.

gambling with vriska? And is glub still around?

Do they put out?

i almost missed the guy in the last thread who convinced himself xamag was an "attention whore" who "wasn't interested in homestuck"
what kind of mental gymnastics are these

I, personally, would choose Caliborn, because it'd be hilarious, or Vriska, and then invest that 1 mil into casinos and rip shit up.

Addendum: here is my land appendix
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I am still taking land requests, so give me your class, your personality issues that you're willing to divulge (these mainly give me the nature of your quest), and your interests (get specific so i can theme it: if you like science fiction books say science fiction books and not the ever-generic "reading novels")

Also, ongoing class and aspect votes.
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It seems on average that there are more Mages of Void here than normal, which makes total sense.

debauchery includes putting out if you get them sluiced enough

i'm gonna do so many drugs

aradia and i would take her to a nice restaurant and hotel

dont make threads with a trip on it fucks with filters

From the Last Thread:
Lord of Hope, because I like telling people what to do, but don't like being too pushy about it.
Has a lot of ideas, but never goes through with them because of new ideas and losing momentum. Tends to try to both go along with everything while also wanting to take over the whole thing if something is even remotely off.
Likes theatre, Discworld and Robots.

Ocean stars falling on volume 8 is so good, is it a jade theme?

Who out of /hsg/ would make for the best session. Heir of space here.

Yo Liveblogger, where are you listening to all the soundtracks at?

And also, I don't think I ever thanked you for linking to that Miracle Magic album - shit was pretty good.

Feferi, I imagine she'd be able to let loose and have a wild time within reasonable bounds. I'd appreciate her bubbly, yet forceful personality and given her status as royalty, she'd know how to be frivolous with luxuries. Getting to screw her and have a backup rez/heals is also a huge plus.

ayyy same

Can someone link to the last thread?

check the archives you lazy sack of shit

I think it's a squiddles theme

Not sure how we'd handle frogs, but its all good.

Sorry it took so long, my computer overheated and crashed
Im still taking some requests

It's a remix of the Ocean Stars song from the Squiddles Album. If memory serves, it was actual a gift to the guy that did the Squiddles Album, who had recently become a father.

There was actually a crazy amount of speculation about the track art after the album came out, because that was right after Cascade and we had no idea where things were going from there.

Jeez, this is bringing up some heavy nostalgia.

my bad, never made a thread for it before.
Here's the executive decision I came up with because it makes sense in my head.
Lords have obnoxiously difficult and tedious quests in terms of physicality, running around, and fightan' to prove that they have the skills necessary to be a Lord.
Muses, meanwhile, have emotionally and mentally draining quests, and planets that actively and maliciously fuck with them more than any other planet.

Anyway
Your Land is the Land of Misery and Crosses
Your consorts, Snakes, live in a desolate, rotten wasteland full of shriveled apple trees that barely give them enough food to live on. Your Denizen, Satan, has erected 616 massive crosses, almost 1/4 or so as tall as a player's house, each, with each one inhabited by a legion of Angels (Eridan style), who drop no grist, are fast and angry as shit, and take forever to kill. They feast off succulent pomegranates day in and day out - you have to paint the entire planet purple and red with stolen pomegranates and kill the 8008 Angels in order to open the gate to Satan's lair, and you have two options: individually slaughter all 478632 Snakes and forsake Hope to have guaranteed life after the game, win or lose, or fight Satan and his resurrected legion of 8008 and gain ultimate dominion over Hope itself.

Why?

based

Cute!

Anyone not brain dead knows that album art means jack shit

if hussie played any closer to his chest all his card would be hearts

I've gone through all of them at least once now. The amount and quality of the music for homestuck is honestly so amazing.
I think the kids color & mayhem may be tied with medium & sburb album for fav.
Neat, I didn't even make the connection, it's a damn good song either way.

>if hussie played any closer to his chest all his card would be hearts
I'm going to have to steal that for later use

...? This was like 5 years ago man, things were a little different back then. The album came out right after Cascade, but before we first saw Jane. Nobody had any idea where Hussie was going to take the story, threads were non stop speculation.

Then this album comes out, and every song has a very clear inspiration...except for Ocean Stars Falling, which was this out of nowhere beautiful squiddle thing, and the art was some unknown girl, maybe a Heart player. Of course we talked about it.

i thought it was kind of dumb

just noticed those 2iisck diigiit2 though

also posting the lands that people made based on my descriptions that you guys requested.

Land of Castles and Conquerers
Your Consorts, the Mules, live in a series of castles connected by large chain bridges that hover above a vast sea of lava. Your quest is to defeat your denizen and drain the sea so that the castles can land on solid ground.

Land of Visions and Curses
Your land is a tall deciduous forest inhabited by the Grizzlies, impressively ornery and lazy beasts. The trees of this forest are all grey, with black and white leaves constantly drifting down like television static. The Grizzlies have been mostly put to permanent hibernation by your Denizen, and need to be roused from their slumber in order to free the land.

Land of Cults and Chandeliers
The land is made of giant chandeliers that have been unpowered for millennia, keeping the planet shrouded in darkness from the brick roof above. Each chandelier shines a different light and is home to a different color of Chameleon - you need to turn on all the chandeliers in order to unite the tribes.

I can't believe Aradia did that with nothing but her bare feet!

If isn't vriska i swear to god

I mean it's not profound or anything

But I like it and it's something I can pretend to have come up with myself so people can think that I'm witty

>no one has said Ms. Paint

Seriously?

H-Hot.

How does she do it?

Terezi. Just like her personality.

...

i'm either mage of doom or mage of space, depending on which test i take and how i feel. i'm more drawn towards MOD but got space results often enough that i've opened my mind to it.
i have issues with anxiety/paranoia/depression, i flip between being totally okay (neutral mode) and totally destroyed. i have an aversion to failure and can't stand not doing an excellent job at whatever i do, so i'm either at 0% or 150% energy output. no middle ground, do it right or don't do it at all.
i like familiarity in my hobbies and have a tendency towards sweet and heartwarming stories. i regularly work my way through rereads of favourite children's fantasy series. i like video games but i tend to stick to low impact franchises that don't change much and feature a lot of categorising/organising/collecting (pokemon, animal crossing). i also like knitting, because it's organising wool into a pattern, and something soothingly fiddly to do with my hands.

...

10/10 GOAT

that first paragraph was literally me a few years ago

protip: neutral mode is probably just 'totally destroyed' in disguise

What would be the title of someone who makes people not angry? Thief/Rogue of Rage? Or does that still imply there's lots of anger and it just got moved?

Damn shame glub didn't get to mine.

maid of hope
sorry fuccboi

Prince of Rage can destroy anger, Thief of Rage can steal anger for themselves and Rogue has to give the anger to someone else, and Maid of Hope can create happiness, since Hope is Rage's antithesis

Prince of rage maybe

what homestuck remixes should i listen too

Dance of Oblivion

first off, see a therapist

Land of Latticework and Strands
Your land is a multitiered cake (not literally) of structures, starting with crisscrossing roads of bedrock, and then dirt, compressed sandstone, trees, etc, all the way up to a snow-covered mountain layer. There is no pattern or rhyme or reason, and the map-making Myrmecolions are highly distrustful of strangers. Their culture revolves around finding imperfections and introspecting, and so you will need to prove that you can do that to gain access to their maps. Or, you can forge ahead and try to find the Denizen, Chimera, yourself. Either way, good luck.

Is he is a mage of space, wouldnt his land be with Frogs in the name?

I'm going with Mage of Doom

Okay, I'll be the maid of hope. Maybe I'll take up broomkind and really own it instead of trying to downplay the maid part.

yeah, i know. it's more like "trying not to lose your shit" and then "losing your shit".

thanks bro. therapy is on the to do list, just below 'making enough money to afford it'

condy a cute!

i want condy to step on me.

best blood caste

BEST

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uHHHH, aFTER I RAPE VRISKA NOBODY WILL THINK IM, uSELESS AGAIN

i want them on my face

SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE

My brothers

porrim

local anonymous

where's the version with cum?

reposting the third pic in case the or is here and missed it

Name some characters Hussie has ruined

the list of characters he didn't ruin would be shorter

Sucks that this fight never got recreated and it was just Condy herself for Collide. That would have been an actual superchallenge instead of just a henchwoman miniboss fight. Lots of ways the dragon could've got into the session, and say what you will about everything else but Homestuck's dragons are fucking awesome.

you got enough on your plate already or
i mean i think mine's impossible to draw but

user drawfriend
but someone bitched at them when they posted it for how long it took so who knows if they'll come back

At first I thought you meant Davesprite or Nepeta but yeah even Davepetasprite's direction after creation, short as that was, went nothing but downward.

aw man
was it in the last thread? would like to find the original post

a day or so ago

Hey, i missed requesting something in the last thread, i'll just leave it here if you've still got space. i didn't save a screencap, so i'll paraphrase it:

Land of Stupor And Axes (originally Land of Solos and Axes)

A blend between medieval castles and heavy metal concert stages, the native Axolotls are natural rockstars. But a pall (a blend of darkness and fog) hangs over the land, sapping the consorts of their inspiration and drive, leaving the stages quiet and dark except for an errant-plucked string here and there. This pall is propagated by the denizen Hypnos, and he must be dealt with to inspire the consorts (concerts?) to rock out once more.

Ryan North says Hiveswap's development's "last problems have been conquered", do we believe him?

the things i would do to touch them...

Leave it hstg to complain about artists who do commissions and then chase off artists who do requests

wwhens jackquest comin back

Are footfags an exploitable demographic in the same way furries are - ie draw for them and you make loads of money and feel demeaned forever afterwards?

has ryan north ever lied before?

I don't trust anyone fucked in the head enough to call Andrew Hussie a friend.

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>Aradia sucking cock in a filthy alleyway for money to buy food, dead-eyed and soulless
>Nepeta caught in the wilderness, pinned down by a violent wildman as she screams and cries
>Kanaya cornered at a fashionable ball and forced into a quiet side room, overpowered and struggling to maintain her air of dignity underneath a rutting brute
>Terezi under her boss's desk, working his shaft while trying to keep her distaste off her face, thinking of the law internship she desperately needs
>Vriska in over her head at the bad part of town, screaming that she'll kill them all while her bony ass is ravaged by laughing thugs
>Feferi in chains at the feet of the Condesce, now just a special reward for the burly conquerors who win her mistress's favor

no footfags aren't loaded like furries are
if they could pay for their porn they wouldn't resort to whining on internet forums all the time

Could mean the last artists position they needed to hire are filled, would co-inside with what we learned last thread at least. When and where did he say it? Twitter I presume.

twitter.com/skullmandible/status/740250810819317760

is this hiveswap

do ones for the male trolls

i don't know if i should pronounce that "low-sah" or "low-say"

maybe low-SAAAAAH~?

do a better one for aradia that one isn't hot

It took him 10 hours! I had to say something. I'm sure he was fine with it.

almost definitely
"hmm hiveswap takes place in the 90s, what was popular in the 90s"
"oh yeah pogs"

is that a dare
post it
saved
by the way, do you save those somewhere, like a pastebin or a blog or whatever. because you should and you should give me a link so I can pick some to draw sometimes.