Educate an amerimutt and tell me about this place

educate an amerimutt and tell me about this place

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=m2AXnywjLJI
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

They have a weird complex of being germanic nordic and slavic or one of those 3 and call them selfs baltic while nothing it

Baltic Region. It's mainly been a shit flinging ground for Germans, Poles, Russians and Swedes

baltic states aka butthurt states. that’s all you need to know, really

Latvia and Estonia are made up countries that consist of 50% Russians they are by all means a Russian break away provinces by slightly different dialects. While Lithuania has existed since ancient times

Estonia - good, better humans than finns
Latvia - forever butthurt shithole
Lithuania - forever butthurt shithole with a relevant past

we wuz gran' dukes n' shieeet

Still a better shithole than russia

I hate you OP.

anyway that region is very poor, as can be expected

there is little industry found to employ the populations outside Estonia

it is not excessively religious, though protestants, catholics, and othrodox are found there

was at one time ruled by german knightly orders, swedes, russians at various times in its history, germans founded many cities in the region, Riga most prominently.

the weather is terrible, most days are grey, and windy with rain

lithuania has barely any coast, so its citizens commonly travel to latvia or estonia to enjoy the beach

russia has cursed it with colonists that remain and cause problems

Cheap beer, cheap prostitutes and lots of eestians (gays)

That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

w-why do you hate me?
and why are only lithuanians posting?

Better in every way

t. the patriotic rooster youtube.com/watch?v=m2AXnywjLJI

got unfortunately btfo by soviets and are still recovering from that

Keep telling yourself that.

God bless him and fug your shithole

probably the worst thing that could ever happen, finland was so fortunate to avoid that fate

C-Cute...

>KARRR KARRRRR KARRRRRRR

Is your granny лatvian or something?

>unironically calls himself amerimutt to suck up to euroshits
i bet you also love cuckold porn

>and why are only lithuanians posting?
all eestis are ERPing in /balt/
scatvians are a quiet and shy bunch, and since this is a bully thread...

Ur hair is burning

Is it Russia meets Scandanavia or is that more Finland?

this is a region that makes russians eternally butthurt
pretty based desu

that's the strange thing, Russia has done so much damage to it, and they hate it at the same time

>this is a region that makes russians eternally butthurt
The other way around, kid.

>so much damage to it
Like what

It's a circle of hate and hurt feelings.

an irrelevant piece of land
these p much

>cheap beer
Lol you wish

this user is retarded and probably does gay-roleplaying while avatarfagging as an anime girl in the /balt/ threads.

Estonia and Latvia were conquered by crusaders in the 12th-13th centuries and had a large German minority for a long time, Lithuania held out and for a short while was the largest state in Europe, however that wouldn't last as we were surrounded by hostile powers and were conquered by Russians, Swedes, Germans and any other power around.

We finally got our independence in 1918 along with the rest of the "butthurt belt" but got fucked really badly in WWII, when our German/Jewish population was replaced by Russians. Communism sucked, but now Western Europe is pumping euromoneys into our infrastructure and economy and we're doing a bit better.

This guy isn't entirely wrong either, if there's one thing that defines us, it's our infinite butthurt towards Russia. See pic related.

>t. Šudelenkis arba Ruskis

Cheap compared to Finland. The taxation on alcohol is crazy here.

>has AIDS, no job, lives in Chernobyl, smaller GDP per capita than fucking Latvia, does krokodil
>a-at least we don't have any gays

these are my boys

>Lithuania is more suicidal and has a bigger death rate than Russia tho
>Latvia
Bigger HIV rate and just slightly poorer also is on the same level of suicide rate
>Estonia
Richer but has literally a HIV rate almost 2 times bigger than Russia

Also the countries aren't that different in terms of income

dog bless government alcohol monopoly, amrite? :)

Oh, the irony.
I don't deny Russia is bad. At least it's bad in specific regions, there's plenty of nice ones even in places you wouldn't expect. Your country, on the other hand, is tiny as shit and has worst suicide stats in Europe (and nearly in the entire world).

yeah, my guess was right, it's this eternal faggot. He's even avatarfagging here. Isn't that against the rules?

And yet you're the Russian, coming to a thread about the Baltics to tell an American about how mean and butthurt we are.

>slightly banter a lithuanian
>he commits suicide

Well, it pays for my NEETbux so I can't really complain

n-n-noooo!

D E A T H

>every time comes to the thread about baltic states where russia isn't even mentioned
>not butthurt

šūdlenkis

M O N E Y

if i hadn't called myself an amerimutt then this thread would be filled with that instead
anyway, all this history is nice, but what are the baltics like now?

very similar to your average ex-soviet state except more qt

They used to be cannibals, Herodotes called them 'androphagi' which literally means man-eaters.

They aren't cannibals anymore, or so they say.

Do you literally think that in a world where the poorest country has a per capita of 500$ while the richest has 130.000$, 3000/4000$ are any major difference?

>Latvia
Shithole outside of Riga which is a really nice city and which could rival Moscow/Warsaw/Berlin if Russia carries on in the decline, Germany gets more of merkles lovely children and the Berlin government carries on in there useless administrative efforts

>Estonia
Most likely to becom the EUs new success state with Poland on the decline
Extremely easy to do business in akin to Singapore but the russian population is a massive risk factor imagine Syrians but 10x worse
>Latvia
Irrelevant Russian colony

>more qt
interdasting... and what are these "qt"s like?

I went to Eesti once and I got a little eaten if you catch my drift

it's all about percentages
that's 10-15% which isn't that much but it's noticeable

The alternative was getting exterminated and replaced by Germans or falling under American influence, either of which are far worse than getting free shit from the Soviets at the expense of ethnic Russians.

like estonians latvians and lithuanians

enjoy your aids

Aryan and not mongoloid like the rest of the former USSR

raus """american"""

the worst people in europe, on par with poland

Estonia is not a real country btw

>imagine Syrians but 10x worse
Gotta love that meme when Russians are partrayed as dangerous amimals. Ten times worse than arabs who blow up and rape people, wow, that is something new.

sounds like the description of the red army

>"finngolians" are the real aryans
woah

>Russians are partrayed as dangerous amimals
don't know about dangerous but they're definitely animals that's for sure

>sounds like the description of the red army
you german too my dawg?

>HIV rate almost 2 times bigger than Russia
That's fucking sad because 83% of infected are Russians near the eastern border

what are you up to in Finland Ivan?

Why is everyone so negative?
Seems like europeans love to hate and shit on each other for no reason.
inb4 "le bantz xd"
No wonder this continent getting overrun by hordes of third worlders and going down into shitter along with it's many cultures.

F

>Aryan
Go back home, shprota.

>tfw an eesti ruski will never give you aids

>thread about baltics
>people discuss Russia
HALO YES WHERE IS DISCUSSIONS ABOUT BALTICS AIZVER MUTI :----------DDDDDDDD

It's better to keep hating each other like always than trying to unite Europe

What makes him Ivan? Not respecting your army or what?

Why are you so rude??

He's proxy kike/tatar/cockhole, obviously.

i hate russians so much
they're the most degenerate scum of all of Europe and Asia who contribute nothing to civilization while attacking civilized countries and then those same animals have the gall to complain that they're being mistreated in other countries when the only correct way to treat russians would be to put them all down like the rabid dogs they are

So, Russians in eesti have almost 2 times more HIV than all the Russians in Rossyia + all minorities? What made Russians in Estonia be more Aidetic than Russians outside russia?

Why do Russians hate tatars? The ones in Finland are one of the better grpuoups of immigrants here.

>spoonfeeding

No bully Russia!

Why are you guys so mean to us?Just leave us alone for once in fucking History......

Rude!

>alus
Your word for beer sucks

WE

Пoчeмy Poccия гoвнo мoнгoлcкoe a Укpaинa вeликaя cтpaнa?

Its not a meme we actualy ARE diferant then rest of Eastern europe.

>t. Tatar heritage

the eternal r*ssian is consumed with jealousy when he inevitably sees civilized countries doing better than him so he responds in the only way he knows how which is to threaten and attack some random neighbors

>cwrw

fug welsh to be honest

Also we wherent allways shit poor like now WE once where one of richest countries in Europe before Ivan and hes retarded comunism destroyed it, and right now our economies are fastest growing in Europe.
pic related gdp per capita before ww2.

>хpю

Thanks icelandbro also i apriciate your country to be first that recognised our independance.

Sanctions actually diversified the Russian economy and after some initial impact in 2015 and a small shenanigan in 2016 the Russian economy is already growing again, in 2017 the economy of Russia will grow from 1.5%(estimate at the beggining of the year) to 2.5(IMF official estimate)

Drug use in the 90s was the main reason. Western Estonia and the islands have had 1-2 hiv diagnoses annually while Narva (93% Russian) had 1400 in 2001. This year there have been 255 HIV diagnoses in total.
I don't want to discriminate anyone but the numbers speak for themselves, we are 2 completely different people in one country.

Russia still is poor hellhole though and from your pic aside from 2013 thats lowest growth in economy

fuck off ivan

any time baltbro

>make a thread to talk about baltics
>it is mostly discussion about russia