Managed to escape the popcorn mines

>managed to escape the popcorn mines

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>escapes popcorn mines
>goes to Sup Forums to tell everyone
>gets his IP logged and the hawks sent to his location
Sleep tight OP

>penis inspector couldnt find my micro-penis, so he just let me pass

Is this the thread where we pretend wacky things happen at or local theatres like manlet pits and penis inspections lol
>tfw kinoclub points card didn't work in the showers
did I do this right?

>it's another reddit tier joke thread

>passed the penis inspection with flying colors, inspector told me I have the most impressive member she's ever seen

>I hate having fun; the posts

>hawks

Why didn't they just send the eagles?

>they found the tendies I was smuggling in during the routine cavity search
I have to go to court next month

What are you talking about? And you can't use kinoclub points at every kinoplex. Some limit the points to the food stand, excluding crab legs of course.

>Enter thread
>Faggots are sucking cocks
Every time.

>Local Kinaeux-dome genetically engineers a Kinosaurus Rex (tm) as a final boss to add an element of danger to the Film Shooter challenge
>Its release timing is random
>Ammo clips for your Hi-Point .22 is on the opposite side of the arena

>fun

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> theater nemesis bribed the designated local shooter to aim at me again

>the meat merchants haven't arrived in their caravans so there's no hot dogs

>no pee pee in da poo poo

>local Kinobot9000 is online near my Kinoplex Battle Arena (tm)
>fucking random single search detects my BetaMax (tm) membership in my wallet
>get thrown into the Manlet Feeding Pits and lose my hands to feral shorties
fucking kinobots

>Enter thread
>Takes time to post an ironic anti shitpost on a vietnamese basket weaving online forum
Go back to your cunny threads you fucking loser
Go back to your cunny threads you fucking loser

>wasting the eagles on a virgin
kek

>Bring your wife's son to a Kino day at my local cinema
>2 for one shower token part of the special promotion
>Decide what the heck, might as well spend some time with the little fucker before the flick starts (I am prepping his mother for the bull after all)
>He secretly snuck his pet falcon in the shower
>Film Fascists notice and citizen arrest me and the falcon
>Mfw my wife's son sends me a selfie of him enjoying Alien: Covenant

Nice try, obviously they would have arrested him and not you since it was his pet. You almost got me you sly sucker.

Who is Jennifer Jason Leigh?