Why is german cuisine so low-tier?

why is german cuisine so low-tier?

WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING
HUE LOW TIER LOOK AT ME IM JAPAN

its actually bretty good
schweinehaxe and schnitzel (austrian, but they're both the same thing) are god like, and common everyday food like hamburgers and hotdogs are actually german. Not to mention they're beer

reminder that ramen is just chinese noodles (la-mian)

>mr.gook insults kraut food
okay, eelman

it's pretty good from what I know

to continue this bant
>chinese:japanese::french:british

Käsespätzle, Maultaschen, Spätzle mit Soß, Linsen mit Spätzle und Saitewürstchen, Kratzete, Arme Ritter, Reiche Ritter, Gaisburger Marsch, Zwiebelrostbraten, Saure Kutteln, Buabaspitzla, Flädlesuppe, Swabian Laugenbrezel, Lammbraten, schwäbischer Wurstsalat, Betscher, Mutschel

raw meat

(OP)
WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING
HUE LOW TIER LOOK AT ME IM JAPAN

user, why have I seen that picture before?
Also Mett is nice too.

Is this kawaii?

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>the brit thinks his food is better
u cant make this shit up

It's better than Anglo cuisine. Nice sweets, nice pastry.

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Please stop, you don't need to prove anything...

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What do you write?

Hamburger steak which Japanese are favorite is German food. : (
You know that baumkuchen also love Japanese people, don't you?
It is sell anywhere in Japan.
Japanese people who buy Sturen at Christmas are increasing.
Many Japanese want to drink German beer when going on a trip to Germany.

Are you real Japanese?
I can't think that you are Japanese. >: (

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mohamett actually killed me.
Germans are actually based my lord

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Shut up

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Them are fightin' words

He's not Japanese, he's Polish.

Hello best ally :)

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alta ohen spaß meine seiten sind schon im orbit

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>armée
>knight
>reich
>gas burgers
>march
>references to historical regions
>eating meat representations of humans
c-calm down germany

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best ally

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Hello our best friend. : )

It's because rapefugees cum in the food!!!! haha lol

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hahaha

ha ha

BAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAAAAAAA

best friend : )

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Es ist klar, dass OP noch nie ein Maß getrunken hat.

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Süß Schlange

>German food is so bad that they have to inspect their shit every day to make sure they weren't poisoned

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>American cuisine

Does Ananas belong on Mett?

You've never had Döner then, Mr. Japan.

Everyone knows our burgers are the best

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is Mett...safe?

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i wouldn't know about that
schnitzel tastes great and its extremely popular here

If you live in a country with high hygene standards, then yes... Unfortunately, the US of Murrica is not one of them.

is Schnitzel kosher?

>his cunt doesn't have an insanely huge variety of bread
>his cunt's bread isn't an Unesco world heritage

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Why are Americans so flat and have a boring frosting on top of them?

Yes, it's strictly regulated and only allowed to be sold on the same day it was made.

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>tfw people here don't try to swallow the whole thing at once and thus are allowed to buy and eat it

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>tfw Spaghetti ice cream is only popular in German speaking countries

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all crap.

At least we don't eat frogs or press whole ducks through a press and drink the juice

Elsass heim ins Reich!

The only thing we press are Spätzle

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blyat

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I want eat

>this thread

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wow
so much mett