Will they just keep ignoring the elephant in the room and pretend as if nothing has happened?

will they just keep ignoring the elephant in the room and pretend as if nothing has happened?

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What happened?

BROWN BRICKS

mike's a MAD LAD

What gay e-drama is happening now?

Mike used to make extremely racist cartoons that contained things such as rape

Ryan instructed them to keep their mouths shut, or he will fire both of them

Mike made an unfunny comic about Mexicans and now they're getting backlash for racism even though the most offensive thing about it is how he overly explains the unfunny joke and it's literally about how vaginas smell like fish.

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They record episodes weeks, sometimes months ahead of time. But they will probavly keep ignoring it anyway

damn the loco bandito got a long ass dick

yes

That's actually pretty funny. Good job, Mr. Motherfucker.

Redpilled as fuck.

Bretty gud desu

The fact that mike gets to just flash people, sockpuppet, and go on constant power trips, only to delete everything and pretend things are fine infuriates me. I almost actually hate him, and I'm thinking about gathering all this scandals evidence up and emailing it to any publication that ran stories about the scan movie just to fuck over this poser asshole.

It'd be hilarious if James dumps him over this (he won't), just for the sheer hilarity of Mike becoming even less relevant than he already is.

>ignoring the elephant in the room

So they're ignoring Mike's dick?

The fact that no one's really even upset kind of shows how irrelevant Cinemassacre has gotten.

My first thoughts exactly.

SJW faggot detected. Go back.

he should have went to see female ghostbusters like a good goyim

I thought he meant Ryan

Not him but you must actually be Mike to be defending Mike. No cares if he's racist, everyone's racist. It's that he's about as much of a loser wannabe as they come. Literally his only cling to fame is being James' soundboard.

Wow such masterpieces

No one gives a fuck about him. He is a loser, but what does that make you for caring so much

He probably saw it already since James already admitted to seeing it. They're both cucks. The only reason anyone started talking about James and his tumor again was because of the Ghostbusters thing. And they couldn't even make good on their promise like they said they would.

>dat punchline

I mean the art is pretty good for a 12 year old from Sup Forums circa 2004

Someone who's happy to laugh at losers like you for defending him and probably being him. :^)

Seriously Mike, get a real job and stop leeching off a has-been Youtuber.

BROWN

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When were they relevant beyond some nerds

AVGN was relatively huge in its day, at least as big as Nostalgia Critic. Must've stung when both Doug and James realized they were one-trick ponies.

So where's the proof that Mike actually made these and not some mentally ill user, because I could totally see that happening.

They have talent though why not just put it somewhere

mike "gas the kikes" matei can't keep getting away with it!

Calling him a loser who no one cares about is an awfully funny way of defending him. What a fucking moron

I'm not defending him, you are.

One trick ponies have one trick talents.

They did and failed hard.

Quick rundown on Mike Matei

>James Rolfe's best friend since college
>originally encouraged James to make the AVGN episodes
>has appeared in many of the classic episodes as Bugs Bunny, the Cowardly Lion, the Joker, and others
>has run the website, YouTube channel, and subreddit almost singlehandedly, James pretty much only makes videos
>when James was in California working on the AVGN movie, Mike started making more videos by himself to keep the channel alive
>among them were the infamously unfunny Minecraft review "featuring Inspector Gadget" and the shockingly juvenile Elmo in Grouchland review
>Mike has deleted these videos, and tries to get the videos removed whenever someone reuploads them
>once streamed Super Mario Brothers while extremely drunk, deleted the video, and now bans anyone who mentions it on Reddit
>Bootsy stopped appearing on the channel, and it seems like there's a conflict between him and Mike
>Mike has posted pictures of his erect penis on both the Cinemassacre subreddit, and Twitter accounts before quickly deleting them, despite many of their fans being underage
>he has also bragged about his penis size on Tumblr and in the YouTube comments
>and of course, if you mention this on the subreddit, you get banned
>a disgruntled mod from the Cinemassacre subreddit confirmed all this was true
>the subreddit becomes increasingly anti-Mike
>he has at least one person defend him
>an account called "elvis8atari" begins defending Mike, saying that Mike is a good guy and this is probably a difficult time for him, so we should go easy on him
>Mike is known to be a big fan of both Elvis and Atari
>he couldn't possibly be that stupid, could he?
>apparently he is

Retard.

You think that's defending him Kill yourself

>people start googling "elvis8atari" and find out that it is indeed an old screen name used by Mike
>he's used it for years, trashing the Irate Gamer in forums
>people find out that Mike asked an old lady to make him a Klingon costume, presumably the one used in the AVGN Star Trek episode, and told her when she was halfway done that he needed it in a hurry and bought one somewhere else, and he paid her nothing, even though she had already bought the materials and put in a lot of work
>they also discovered that Mike wrote and drew a webcomic ~2004 called "The Loco Bandito"
>it's ASTOUNDINGLY unfunny, makes the Minecraft video look like a Marx Brothers film
>there are no jokes, just edgy racism
>Mike says he tried to get it published, but "no one had the balls"
>a Reddit mod recently e-mailed James' personal e-mail to tell him all of this, it seems James had no idea

How about this classic punchline?

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all this does is make mike the mad man matei more powerful
mike "the monster member" matei probably shrugs all this off because he can

Seconding this.

>it seems James had no idea

James seems very naive and ignorant about a lot of things.

It's brilliant absurdist humor

Fuck you Google and your 5 billion rivers

No seriously how old was mike when he made these?

Try harder Mike. I'm sure you'll convince me eventually.

About 24.

A gentleman, a scholar AND a philosopher

Yeah. He's the best. He's probably laughing at all his cuck haters as we speak.

Shakespearean in its brilliance.

Are you talking about Mike's trunk?

Im getting some R. Crumb vibes

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>nobody on youtube cares about the drama
>James doesn't care
Hmm, it's almost as if the only people throwing a tantrum about Mike's antics are from a certain website. Just a guess, though.

so mike helped us win PA
based

kek
this is funny desu

do you realize that youtube comments are being censored by Mike himself?

The last panel is so juvenile and unfunny that it becomes funny again. Based Mike.

>people think mike might get fired
Literally no one gives a fuck outside some gay little e-drama subreddit.

oh no he made waycist cartoons ten years ago ;(

Their so shockingly unfunny

The most offensive thing about these comics is how painfully unfunny they are

Why do you care? I don't, to be honest.

>lol tortanic guise xd

Does Mike know that sandnigger doesn't refer to Indians? Or is he just another white boi afraid to name the Imam

We get it, samefag.

yeah sure bro you totally dont care

thats why youre arguing the topic with strangers over the internet right now

This is some underground shit.

web.archive.org/web/20041206211158/http://www.thelocobandito.com:80/mainpage.html

web.archive doesnt lie

Do you have that book, Mieney Kampfka? Mike was reading it on his computerbook.

Mike is so handsome, and it only helps that he has a 10 inch cock and isn't afraid to hurl slurs at niggers and other minority vermin. Truly a man's man.

One of these posts contradicts the other two, though, and it happens to be mine. Think before yiu post, honey.

As I said before: I don't care. I just find stupid how some of you want to make a big deal about these comics.

>he has also bragged about his penis size on Tumblr and in the YouTube comments

To be fair, he isn't lying...

>Think before yiu post, honey.
>yiu

Yiu, too.

>honey

This is a woman or a homosexual with a grudge. Cram your faux outrage up your wopped out cunt, you whore.

Sure I totally believe you ;^)

I'll accept it

I don't know what the block does, do you? I don't know. I dunno. Hey everybody, I'm here with my good friend, Inspector Gadget. Uh, how're you doing Inspector Gadget? I'm having a lot of fun. So, you wanna do some reviews, Inspector Gadget? I'm better than you are, so I should do the review. Okay, alright, well, Inspector Gadget's gonna do the review. You can shut up now, I'm always on duty! Hmm, do you have that game, "Miney Crafta"? Penny was telling me she was playing it on her computer book. Let's play Miney Crafta! Um, well, I have Minecraft, I think that's probably what you're talking about. Let's try that. Hmm, oh yes, this is it: Miney Crafta! No no no, Inspector gadget, it's called Minecraft. Oh, Minecrap! I cannot wait to play Minecrap. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Minecrap? I love building bricks with Minecrap. Building bricks with Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days -- it's because they like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. It's the most fun you can possibly have. What is the point of Minecrap? Well, there really is no point. It's a sandbox game. Oh good, I love building sandcastles. No, that just means you can do anything you want like explore, build stuff, and mess around. What kind of stuff can you build? Well, anything, really. There's one guy that built a scale model of the Starship Enterprise. My deduction skills as a detective tell me he has quite possibly, never had sex. Come on, Inspector Gadget, it's about expressing your creativity!

well he did go to a special ed school for 7 years

Are yiu triggered, sweetie?

anyone have the minecraft or elmo videos?

For real Mike should be in porn. Massive dick on that boy

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holy shit

It's hilariously pathetic how you autists feel the need to defend your identity as the ultimate contrarians and pretend to enjoy Mike's painfully unfunny comics.

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youtu.be/PgIr9ZLV_wk

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I enjoy the comics not, but I do enjoy the reaction

just like star wars for me, I fucking hate that shit but I watched every movie and search the catalog for the threads because I enjoy the reaction it gives off

These are fucking awful. Not the racism or the slurs, that shit CAN be funny. Fucking Robert Crumb was a master of that shit. These are essentially Tijuana Bible tier crap. This proves to me that he really is an unfunny fuck. He can't even make racist jokes funny. Christ.

I told you to shut up, but you didn't listen. Oh look, a free iPad.

Would "good friend" do this?

Wait... What if Gadget leaked the dick picture??? WHAT IF HE ACCIDENTLY PRESSED PHOTOS WHILE SWIPING FOR MINEYCRAFTA???

>I enjoy the comics not

I hate when third worlders post.

Please stop making fun of Mike. This was all just one big misunderstanding. We can talk about AVGN instead. Isn't that dude one wild and funny geek? I love his reviews! There seems to be a bit more charm in his videos involving Bugs Bunny and the lion from Wizards of Oz, though.

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will reddit ever stop obsessing over what some retarded e-celebs do?