It's a love letter to Hollywood's golden age

>it's a love letter to Hollywood's golden age

>A cinematic tour-de-force

>2 thumbs way up

>an ode to life

>a welcome addition to the ____cinematic universe

>the greatest [] in cinema history

>it's rough around the edges

>a film by quentin tarantino

But that's a good thing!

>It's a love letter to your other weapon

>Based on a true story

>from the man who watched "Shrek"

>an emotional rollercoaster ride

i don't understand this thread. please help me i love posting frog tropes

>action packed fun

>will leave you spellbound

>featuring breathtaking CGI technology

>this movie is a mess
>uneven tone
>no character arc
>doesn't follow 3 act structure
>glorifies violence
>female empowerment
>post 9/11 America
>pre civil rights America
>post trump America
>prefontaine America

You sometímes hear movies been with these buzzwords in trailers

*being described

fuck

>its hate mail to hollywoods Bronze Age

Not even sure what they mean by this one.

>the life affirming movie of the year

>a twist you wouldn't believe and would never see coming

>it pushes just the right buttons

>doesn't know what kind of movie it's trying to be

>knows just when to take itself seriously

>the bastard son of X and Y

>not the kind of movie that holds your hand

>speaks directly to your heart

>feelgood comedy of the year

>movie about dogs

>"Two paws up!"

>...for the Obama era

>critics EVERYWHERE are...

>only quotes critics from New York and LA

>good movie about cats
>it's purr-fect

>bad movie about cats
>a CAT-astrophe!

to the hollywood types, that is everywhere

name literally 2 movie trailers that do any of this

>In a post-truth world, [movie] is just what we need

>it sums up life as a whole

>it's a game changer
>redefines the genre completely

> From the visionary director [x] comes a suspenseful high-octane thrill ride that will keep you at the edge of your seat and guessing till the very end!
Two thumbs up!

>movie does for activity x what other movie did for activity y

>"brave"
>"much needed movie in todays political climate"

>thought provoking
>will change the way you think about [x]

>an instant classic

>a pissing-hilarious raunchy summer comedy

How many times have this been said and the movie is totally forgotten five years later?

...

I don't remember

>a cinematic tour-de-france

>movie about dog gets good opening weekend
>"[dog movie] went through the woof at the box office beating X and Z!"

name two million kinographs

>#1 movie in America

>the movie that DESTROYED drumpf

But Drumpf LOVES Israel

>just what we needed in Trump's America

This one I understand. They usually specify the genre to make it sound better if it's not actually number 1. If it is number 1 then all the better for advertisers.

>It's sexy, but smart

>it really make u think

>romp

>a Palestine bombingly good time

>a smart, noir inspired thriller

>a nightmarish vision of America

>reminiscent of "x director you like's" genius
>produced by the director of/from the studio of "x movie you like"

>the city is a character

>From the makers of...

>Plot of movie done to death
>"Most original movie of the year"

>based on the tony-award winning musical

>Christmas movie
>Tchaikovsky starts playing

>semi-autobiographical

>unnecessary violence and sexual scenes
>A movie for a mature and thinking audience

>literally who gives it a 4/5!

>RAUNCHY FUN

>4/5
>NUTS MAGAZINE

>a huge wave of one word excerpts from reviews flashes across the screen

>its raunchy summer fun

Aw hell yeah

>spiritual sequel

>It's the Dark Souls of film

>"the dark souls of movies!"

>I now remember they did this for the fucking universally hated Yogi Bear movie
EcksDee

>breathes fresh life into the __ genre

>Peter Travers

kek

>my cock gave it a standing ovation

>the movie is good, but the message is bad

>its the donald trump of movies.

I remember people saying Avatar was going to be Star Wars for a new generation.

>Two BBC's way Up!
>And my OTHER wife's son's BBC

A space fantasy about beating the ebul destructive Imperial force with underpowered cutesy animal creatures. I can see the resemblance.

In both cases the bad guys were the good guys all along too.

>one of the 75 best psychological tech-noir comedies of the summer!

>"the best film of the year!"
>released in February

>it's the Evangelion of [x]

>ywn watch Siskel and Ebert at the movies on daytime television again

whoa

>better than the original

>Star Wars For A New Generation

Sounds #LITTY
What movie

>100% on rotten tomatoes

>everybody's talking about it!

>... the original is right behind me, isn't it?

>homage to both anime AND western animation

hehe I like this rare pepe. is it from Sup Forums?

You guys don't really understand the point of this thread do you?