>it's a love letter to Hollywood's golden age
It's a love letter to Hollywood's golden age
>A cinematic tour-de-force
>2 thumbs way up
>an ode to life
>a welcome addition to the ____cinematic universe
>the greatest [] in cinema history
>it's rough around the edges
>a film by quentin tarantino
But that's a good thing!
>It's a love letter to your other weapon
>Based on a true story
>from the man who watched "Shrek"
>an emotional rollercoaster ride
i don't understand this thread. please help me i love posting frog tropes
>action packed fun
>will leave you spellbound
>featuring breathtaking CGI technology
>this movie is a mess
>uneven tone
>no character arc
>doesn't follow 3 act structure
>glorifies violence
>female empowerment
>post 9/11 America
>pre civil rights America
>post trump America
>prefontaine America
You sometÃmes hear movies been with these buzzwords in trailers
*being described
fuck
>its hate mail to hollywoods Bronze Age
Not even sure what they mean by this one.
>the life affirming movie of the year
>a twist you wouldn't believe and would never see coming
>it pushes just the right buttons
>doesn't know what kind of movie it's trying to be
>knows just when to take itself seriously
>the bastard son of X and Y
>not the kind of movie that holds your hand
>speaks directly to your heart
>feelgood comedy of the year
>movie about dogs
>"Two paws up!"
>...for the Obama era
>critics EVERYWHERE are...
>only quotes critics from New York and LA
>good movie about cats
>it's purr-fect
>bad movie about cats
>a CAT-astrophe!
to the hollywood types, that is everywhere
name literally 2 movie trailers that do any of this
>In a post-truth world, [movie] is just what we need
>it sums up life as a whole
>it's a game changer
>redefines the genre completely
> From the visionary director [x] comes a suspenseful high-octane thrill ride that will keep you at the edge of your seat and guessing till the very end!
Two thumbs up!
>movie does for activity x what other movie did for activity y
>"brave"
>"much needed movie in todays political climate"
>thought provoking
>will change the way you think about [x]
>an instant classic
>a pissing-hilarious raunchy summer comedy
How many times have this been said and the movie is totally forgotten five years later?
...
I don't remember
>a cinematic tour-de-france
>movie about dog gets good opening weekend
>"[dog movie] went through the woof at the box office beating X and Z!"
name two million kinographs
>#1 movie in America
>the movie that DESTROYED drumpf
But Drumpf LOVES Israel
>just what we needed in Trump's America
This one I understand. They usually specify the genre to make it sound better if it's not actually number 1. If it is number 1 then all the better for advertisers.
>It's sexy, but smart
>it really make u think
>romp
>a Palestine bombingly good time
>a smart, noir inspired thriller
>a nightmarish vision of America
>reminiscent of "x director you like's" genius
>produced by the director of/from the studio of "x movie you like"
>the city is a character
>From the makers of...
>Plot of movie done to death
>"Most original movie of the year"
>based on the tony-award winning musical
>Christmas movie
>Tchaikovsky starts playing
>semi-autobiographical
>unnecessary violence and sexual scenes
>A movie for a mature and thinking audience
>literally who gives it a 4/5!
>RAUNCHY FUN
>4/5
>NUTS MAGAZINE
>a huge wave of one word excerpts from reviews flashes across the screen
>its raunchy summer fun
Aw hell yeah
>spiritual sequel
>It's the Dark Souls of film
>"the dark souls of movies!"
>I now remember they did this for the fucking universally hated Yogi Bear movie
EcksDee
>breathes fresh life into the __ genre
>Peter Travers
kek
>my cock gave it a standing ovation
>the movie is good, but the message is bad
>its the donald trump of movies.
I remember people saying Avatar was going to be Star Wars for a new generation.
>Two BBC's way Up!
>And my OTHER wife's son's BBC
A space fantasy about beating the ebul destructive Imperial force with underpowered cutesy animal creatures. I can see the resemblance.
In both cases the bad guys were the good guys all along too.
>one of the 75 best psychological tech-noir comedies of the summer!
>"the best film of the year!"
>released in February
>it's the Evangelion of [x]
>ywn watch Siskel and Ebert at the movies on daytime television again
whoa
>better than the original
>Star Wars For A New Generation
Sounds #LITTY
What movie
>100% on rotten tomatoes
>everybody's talking about it!
>... the original is right behind me, isn't it?
>homage to both anime AND western animation
hehe I like this rare pepe. is it from Sup Forums?
You guys don't really understand the point of this thread do you?