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kara boga edition

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need a black gf to do colonial-era roleplay with

any man come up bolton way I'll smack you up and down the A666 free of charge

too early you runt

but yes I approve of legs as objects of sexual attraction so long as they are attached to females

Nice edition but far too early comrade

*buys a bath spa varisty jacket and novelty flag*

School pride blokes!

does anyone here have a tattoo?

Surely you can find one that isn't paki owned. Fortunately there's at least two I know of near me. And they don't use those glossy, sugary, thick dough pizza bases that the paki ones always do

Sup Forums produces the best memes imo, closely followed by Sup Forums

if you disagree then you're wrong

>See this at the elevators

Whats the correct response?

call her a nigger and tell her to get in the back

Basketball Americans
???????? Brits

take the stairs

excuse me miss but this lift will not take you back to africa
let me carry you at least part of the way there

Sup Forums's memes are funny if you're underage

they all the same boring formula repeated over and over

Me thinks if I have a bunch of targets for the year ranging from menial to tough instead of just the usual get a gf then it will be easier to cross some off and reach the ultimate goal and enjoy life, so this years will be:
>get fit
>get a job
>go camping
>shoot a gun
>try out Hitchhiking
>join a band
>go see live music
>go to zion national park
>have a homosexual experience
>kiss a girl
>get a gf
>read more books
>post more slags

Anything i should add?

No, you're definitely right about Sup Forums and probably so about Sup Forums.

Sup Forums is fucking shit for originality and imagination, especially /brit/

nth for camwhores

>Sup Forums produces the best memes imo, closely followed by Sup Forums

kill yourself

>call her a nigger and tell her to get in the back

>excuse me miss but this lift will not take you back to africa
>let me carry you at least part of the way there

y-you have a very nice bottom may I squeeze it

ooga booga more like

pickle rickers in the house tonight

would LOVE to see rorke sperg out around an attractive black girl

>g-g-get b-back to a-a-africa n-nigger

You lads going to do New Years Resolution?

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get him janny

the world needs more death grips material

make being a virgin cool again

yes

yes, there are bound to be some but you can't always tell just looking on just eat

>glossy, sugary, thick dough pizza bases

fucking hate them. makes a hangover feel worse

No. If you want change then you'd start today, not wait until new years for you to get drunk and forget what you wanted to do.

Try and read at least one book a week. I've been stocking up recently and might do a plan in the next few days.

Would love to be a girl and would love to walk through shit areas at night in the hope of being raped

am i mentally ill

girls really are spectacularly bad texters
just FULL of autismo

but it doesnt really matter for them because, yknow, theyre girls, but still

what a shambles

I could actually imagine him doing this
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF RORKE

running out of shitty posts to make in this persona

That's an opinion that's at least two years behind the curve alright.

rorke is in his element around women who need white seed

Rorke

>make it to 18 years of age

hello, hello What’s all this shouting? We’ll have no trouble here!

plan for the ol '18

>lose weight (gradually rather than retarded high-intensity diets like i've tried previously)
>cut down on alcohol
>get a little more exercise
>apply for new jobs
>quit current job in July if unsuccessful in finding new job

lads.

Grime brits

>rorke is in his element around women who need white seed

aiming to lose my virginity before 2020

eating a kanzi apple grown in kent. lovely

nice dog/panda

that's a lad, not a laddette

This Mary Portas program proves Brits are huge plebs, actually hate this country lads

Hey lads!

We are having a party in the nederdraad because it is our 1000th thread! Please come by and say hello and grab a cake!

HEY FATTY BUM BUM

Int memes are the best but very short lived, most of them fall into the gimmick category which i am fine with

>w-what d-d-do you think about ancient egypt
>nervously giggles and says we wuz kangz under his breath

why is keighley pronounced like keith and not like key?

binged on mmos for five years to escape

aiming to lose my virginity before elon musk funds a manned mission to mars using bitcoin

congratulations you runts i like your lager

i'm not THAT fat, i'm 178cm and 67kg. i just have unaesthetic puppy fat that has plagued me all my life

Sup Forums and /fit/ memes are pretty good too

haha you absolute fool

keep going i believe in you, just say what you would normally but in a septic way

i always imagined rorke reactions to non white people to be like the walking man meme

*rises above this noise and confusion*

Sup Forums isn't good especially when you think they have loads of passive media to rip things from

rate me lads. this is me during a set i did.

Pick me an armchair, lads

made.com/chairs/armchairs

hey guys lets do some molly and go to an EDM concert - i heard glastonbury festival is really cool

>I'm 178cm

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she started hrt young so she IS a girl

any faster typers than me?

no

Bet you played some ladhouse

can't dispute it

underage

hnnnnngggg

an eunuch?

>67kg
>178cm
don't get how you could be fat unless you have less than 2 kg of muscle on you

yes

120 here I think

oh shit i was gonna watch that, gonna have to catch it on all4 later

Anglo subhumans you will learn to love us like it or not you little bitches, I will fuck your ass till you love me

Keith and Key have the same 'kee' sound

I really really like that background. Where was this photo taken?

I still hate you

wicked sweet dudes, i love EDM. i bet you did a lot of molly. wait till i tell my friend dino about this.

he loves when i get onto benders.

much faster

what?

i was wrong actually. im 11.5 stone so closer to 73kg

Which they do, you fucking idiot

send pakettes for fucking

yeah sure lads
*adds kill every aussie I meet to the list*

reckon a pretty important invention will be something that allows people to shit while livestreaming

Had a dream last night that I was a pintman.

hate life and myself

got called a bit of an idiot really at the These Guys Are Right convention

...

I had a dream I got fat and dyed my hair green

It was fucking horrific

virgins

Thought it was gonna be a great year in sport. Shan't be watching any now. Maybe I'll start watching anime instead.

what the fuck did you think i just said you illiterate radged up ponce?