what are some movies that distort history?
What are some movies that distort history?
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schindler's list
>Number 1 will shock you (Or should we say, "Gas you!")
Kingdom of Heaven is the most egregious example in my mind.
post the 5 lies, im not touching cracked
I never saw that movie.
1. The Jews were persecuted for no reason
>2008
It's when Cracked was still good. But yea, OP, tell us.
Except they were. Jews are not a hivemind.
>2008
wasnt cracked alright back then?
>Jews are not a hivemind.
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Holy kek
They edited their old articles to suit their new overlords' political agenda though.
Wouldn't be surprised if one of those articles made a reference to Trump.
>Jews were persecuted in Nazi Germany because of their religion, and most were actually good Germans
>Hitler was right wing
No idea how that came about but there we go.
>black generally commit crime
>indians generally shit on the street
>jews generally try to destroy civilization
You're right. They're not a hive-mind, it's just what they'll naturally inclined to do
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Any movie about Europe pre-1950 were black people aren't slaves or in zoos
Any movie were North Africa is black
GANON TOOK HER AWAY
I know SOME got editted but I still hope that most are untouched.
Sometimes I read a new article and they can be okay. Obviously pick the ones with normal titles and you can avoid lots of SJW bullshit.
Totally forgot this song exists. Downloading now.
>300
>the thin red line
>10000 BC
>the patriot
>braveheart
>socialist, vegetarian, pro-animal rights, artist, praised Islam and derided Christianity, hated capitalism
Doesn't sound too right wing to me.
AND NOW THE CHILDREN DONT PLAY
Anything Holohoax related that implies such a thing was actually possible.
Kingdom of Heaven
It's terrible and characters are written like 1st century faggots. It wasn't like that at all. Real Crusades History made 2+ hours long podcast about everything wrong with the movie. Which is terrible because it's the only movie about the topic.
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>1st
21st
>Every jew that died in the holocaust was innocent, the bankers, the rapists, the pedophiles, the gays and the communists Hitler hated all ran away to the US and Britain
Thanks. That's actually better quality than the other version I got.
vikings is probably the worst example i can think of
they just completely disregard history
>Everyone in Soviet jails was an innocent victim of Stalin because crime didn't exist in Soviet Utopia
Cracked used to be cool. Agents of Cracked was the last time they were cool or funny. Michael Swaim seems pretty based.
No problem.
>gays
>guilty
Of what, exactly?
Not really, it's just the popular myth of a viking that's weird, history books weren't that far off
Negpozzing, destroying culture, disrupting the family unit and being teleological dead ends.
This. They were rapist subhumans who murdered christian nuns and sold them to muslims
One thing I was taught in school is that vikings never wore those stupid horned hats and that was just an invention of popular culture.
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>vikings were jewish puppets
DELETE THIS
>oy vey England won a few battles!
They still lost the war, who cares if they won battles
Jews are a foreign body in every ethnically based nation state. Most German Jews were also social democrats and communists who were allied with their brethren in Soviet Russia.
If I member it was that the American revolution was Americans acting like dicks and endlessly being a pain in the ass for England and then declaring war over the one tax they asked for to help pay for the war with Canada we started.
oh actually just stupid shit like an apple didn't actually fall on newton's head and franklin aint never did no dope ass kite shit nigga
Little known fact that the vast majority of guards and managment in Gulags were Jewish.
having your mind must be so frustrating
I'm sorry uuuu
Why do Jewish puppets always resort to ad hominem?
Because JIDF and whatever other organizations literally pay to defend jewish interests online.
The whole "German Jews served in the German army at high rates during world war 1". They fucking served nothing, maybe a few did, most were too busy organising union strikes and communist uprisings back home.
Most top bolsheviks were Jewish or other minorities of the former Russian empire.
> England still lost the war
If a Dane wants to talk to a Swede he speaks English.
They were conscripts, just like other German citizens.
Why can't /tvpol/ go ten seconds without talking about their nonsense?
Is your life so pathetic that you need to constantly your conspiracy theories and racist rhetoric?
Don't like it, go back to Tumblr, bitch.
BUT THEY WILL WHEN LINK SAVES THE DAY
>he's not woke
>We made this board shit after we flooded it now leave because this is our home now.
Reddit trash.
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Lie number one: The second amendment allowed for citizens to bear arms.
But they did Paul, they even won medals at disproportionate rates...why are you so triggered by facts?
Schindler's List, saving private ryan
Actually any WW2 movie made by (((them)))
>just let us invaders from another board take over bro! give up!
HMMMMMM THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR
>Salty christcuck
Kys
literally all movies
English is an Anglo-Saxon, i.e. Danish, language :^)
But slavery was banned in 1776 in the netherlands.
(buying slaves in afrika and shipping them to america was fine though)
Yeah, that movie distorted and fabricated just about everything.
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Felonious cock sucking with intent to swallow the evidence.
this
Schinderls List
IRL they were robbing and murdering Belorussian and Polish Civilians. Jewish women and girls that escaped to the forests were being raped by them and prostituted to corrupted German soldiers for smokes and booze. Later when the Red Army came they were helping murdering resistance fighters.
Obviously leftist Hollywood completely falsified history and tried to make them look like "heroes" fighting Nazis.
>>the patriot
What was so historically inaccurate about The Patrior?
I know Britcucks were butthurt about the movie because it portrayed the Red Coats as constantly raping, pillaging and slaughtering the colonists without provocation, but that's what they DID at the time. Not our problem if Britfags don't like their own history.
>Cracked
Wong completely ruined it with his retarded sjw bullshit and all the shilling for his piece of shit unreadable books