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Fot kot ed.

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is he ok

wouldn't dare post my willy. it's fucking tiny haha. everyone would laugh at it

>kot

h3llo reddit!

Going down to the Bordello to shag some sluts brb

/train tights/

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that was you?
you dirty fucker i remember that
have you seen a doctor yet? it didn't look healthy

my dad fucks me in the ass

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still good posts lad

Bet I could heem that Cat with ease tbqh

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choon

Would put fishing wire around it's neck and pull on it so hard it'd decapitate its head clean

right lads,
greasy swarthy south slavs
or lawful neutral italian food
please help me decide

legs and so on

got a cut willy

really really want to feel a soft girl's legs in tights

*brutally disappoints my parents*

I wouldn't because it's against the janitor's wishes :)

Apostrophe

I'm a literal cuck

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been procrastinating for three hours now lads ahaha

Top lad.
Viva Corbinista regime.

>yanks

everytime i see this image someone says she has a knob but i dont know source so i cant verify it

>John E. Dong
I believe it

oh shit, Facebook has a new feature where you see whose looking at your Facebook profile at any given moment
you get notifications when someone downloads your pictures now as well

had this dream last night where i had to drive my car to work using an xbox controller and i kept crashing

what you procrastinating

Been drinking for nine hours lads ha ha.

i've seen it. she has a penis

Watching the Dick van Dyke show

from: argentina
to: /brit/
with: love
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blatantly fake
still funny

What do you think it means? You're afraid of losing control and your afraid of death?

Bullshit

katie, unfortunately does not have a willy

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have to revise for an exam

>why YES, I do own a cat! I also love nintendo products too! Soylent? Why yes I love it how did you know?

if I could drive with an xbox controller I would never crash

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consider myself to be quite intelligent, on a level of existence way higher than the average poster

What are you lads listening to?

Pic related for me

her fanny probably looks like a large roast beef from arbies by now

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it was really really hard in my dream for some reason

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choon #2

is she brit? only interested if she's brit

omg she's a dancer as well

is this lady wearing no knickers

>dogfags THIS assblasted

grim

need a carla gf

hope so

hope not

cat = brexit

man's ankle = british economy

love both cats and nintendo

how do they have the confidence to wear this shit

Would fucking stamp on this cat's head and ruin my carpet if I was this man's ankle

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NAH

>tfw will never be able to put away 30 or more pints in a single day

do you know what hell is? its never achieving your life's greatest ambition.

I am white

>what's that user? you've been telling people online that I have a willy?

How do you not?

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wow this picture's nearly a decade old

very grim state of affairs

BOOOOOO

Lethalbizzle started a live video on instagram lads.

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>if you don't you can have mine haha

n-no

Despise this kind of woman.
Your fucking chin disqualifies you from being taken seriously as a mate by a man with an IQ above 95.

I feel like WW1 and II could have been avoided

my dog is 15 years old and is on his last legs
i think we should get him put down but i don't know how to tell my dad
he loves the dog he might get angry if i tell him it's time to put him down
what do i do? i think the dogs suffering desu

nothing worse than a brit yankboo

don't cizzle

Don't put anything down, it's murder you fucker

He's got a big black head and I don't like it

gay

can't watch anything involving eyeball injuries

>corr you cheeky wanker...go on then

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this is a sad ost

to the left to the left

everything you own in a box to the left

*whips out micropenis*

ah yes and so we enter the "roleplaying as an attractive girl complete with pictures so other people can wank" stage of /brit/
very good

let me come round i'll pulverise its skull to dust with a single punch

cheeky bit of power electronics

Hella better than /gay role play hours/

anyone got the webm of poleboo dancing in high heels?

take him to the vet for a checkup lad

/brit/ is best around this time

some of you worthless cunts deserve a painful death

Girlfriend is such a fucking mental case.

She can't handle when I'm bantering her when she banters me in the first place. Why do women have such thin skins

>Hella
every yank needs to hang

that's my favourite bit

Get woke and STAY woke lad

have never considered pintman's legacy to be something to be emulated
bit like how no one takes Jesus' legacy as something to copy unironically
>murdered by tax collecting kikes when the government says so and the plebs laugh at you and elect a scumbag for pardoning instead

Rude