/sug/ - Steven Universe General

Always A Pearl Edition

Previous: >Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o

>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 21
tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131

>misseps leak thread
kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/

>International airing schedule
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0

>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ

>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA

>Soundtrack downloads
Show: mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw

>Listen to the soundtrack
soundcloud.com/aivisura

>/sug/ writebin
pastebin.com/f86yQm0T

>/sug/ flockdraw
skycow.us/r/su

>Archived threads
desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=0vtVJeRoU-Y
perel.bandcamp.com/track/roses-roomba-steven-universe
youtube.com/watch?v=617AatEi-WI
youtube.com/watch?v=Nd0iSTgLbj0
perel.bandcamp.com/album/porch-music
perel.bandcamp.com/album/cardboard-hills
perel.bandcamp.com/album/inbetweens
midwestcollective.bandcamp.com/album/odyssey
summerheart.bandcamp.com/album/about-a-feeling-lp
sleepyeyes.bandcamp.com/album/circadia
stonesthrow.bandcamp.com/album/timeline
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

BEST GEM

swiggidy Swanned we're soon to get banned
maybe then I can finally sleep

>Peridot and Lapis wont be seen again until the Season Finale
>YFW

favorite song cover?
youtube.com/watch?v=0vtVJeRoU-Y

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M A D
A
D

I want them to develop Amethyst and Garnet.

Lady of the sea, happy as can be

Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me

>gem size directly correlates to gem strength

don't know how true that is, considering jasper (who has the smallest gem we've seen thus far) has the most brute strength out of anyone. unless she gets poofed and it turns out a huge amount of her gem was just hidden in her head.

not to mention peridot mentioned that amethyst was "able to do everything a normal quartz can do". it can be assumed that despite being a runt, amethyst still has all/most of the strength of a normal quartz soldier. also explain why sugilite is so much taller than sardonyx even though amethyst contributes less height than pearl.

KILL YOURSELF ALREADY PEARL!

NOBODY LIKES YOU!

REMINDER: DONT MAKE A NEW THREAD UNTIL PAGE 10.

IDIOTS.

Does Jasper physically have the smallest gem, or proportionately?

This is the best blue gem

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I love you oh so much.

physically i guess, their sizes aren't consistent

>pearl must have seen steven having a boner in his sleep

I love you too

they just pretend they didn't saw anything

is it still vore when you have the smaller character taking bites out of the larger one?
chewing off mouth fulls of flesh until their tiny tummy bulges with their lovers meat. day after day they eat. despite their efforts they've just managed to remove a volume of skin roughly equivalent to their size. there's so much flesh left, but they're not going to stop until all that they see is inside themselves

to get to the tastier meat they'll have to crawl into the wound they've made. don't forget that the meal is healing all this time. soon enough the entrance has closed. the eater is trapped in darkness and has at last become one with their meal

like i asked, is this still vore?

damn, thats legit, and funny enough you posted it
thanks user

They will help him, of course

Damn, mods are really cracking down on this thread, tread carefully anons

perel.bandcamp.com/track/roses-roomba-steven-universe

Rose's Roomba

my pleasure
keep it cool user

not only is it vore, it's even worse: guro-vore

my advice is that you kill yourself before anyone IRL discovers you shit taste

I really wish future vision could be used for one really well-executed and tragic psych-out like hussie did with Vriska's death

or let's go back to /trash/, we don't need this place

Anyone got some comfy late night instrumentals?

why was deleted? was it pROn or just the faggot mods doing it for free?

What gem would be the most likely to fatally hurl frogs at a brick wall for fun?

We're back, baby!

New thread was made in page 8 instead of ten, you dumb newfag.

>two weeks until Summer of Steven
Sauce

To the town of Beach City rode a cluster one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him didn't have a head to say
No one dared to ask his business no one dared to make a slip
For the cluster there among them had four irons on his hip
Four irons on his hip

It was early in the morning when he rode into the town
He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around
He's an mutant loose and running came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with the four irons on his hip
Four irons on his hip

Amy. Not because she's mean or anything, but she just seems the most likely to find something dumb like that fun.

Peridot. to test the structural integrity of both the wall and the frogs

not sure if im doing it right
youtube.com/watch?v=617AatEi-WI

Maybe it was just because I called the mod "Hot Pocket-kun".

hope you like hip-hop beat, user
youtube.com/watch?v=Nd0iSTgLbj0

>Pearl will never be your mom
>You will never snuggle against her and her comfy sweater on a cold night
>You will never fall asleep against her

It was an user asking how the gems would react to walking in on Steven masturbating, no lewd pictures included

isn't by its very nature all vore = guro?

>LLNK post deleted

Where's the barn in this pic?

>Deleted

Geeze, it's not even that bad mods, give the guy a break. Weren't even any nips or proper buns.

the barns pretty far, thats why they drive there all the time

>Hardly spoke to folks around him didn't have a head to say
Fuck, now I've got Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner stuck in my head

>Amy
I didn't say human, I said gem. Can't you read?

>my newspost was deleted
But why? Why not all those other times?

i was linking to a post made on this thread, nice attempt at fitting you tryhard redditor

A lot of it tends to be non lethal because they either take them out or just cause its magic yo

Because you became a meme.

Now you share the fate of mom gem, blue gem, lion around, etc.

Earl needed a handlebar mustache. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

You posted a naked woman's back user, this traumatises the janitors.

Even when you put it that way, it still doesn't feel correct for me to take so much of your time. Would it really not be an inconvenience for you? I do have to admit, I simply adore your writing when it comes to your recaps.

instramental with mild synth very comfy
perel.bandcamp.com/album/porch-music
perel.bandcamp.com/album/cardboard-hills
perel.bandcamp.com/album/inbetweens

heavier electronica but still good
midwestcollective.bandcamp.com/album/odyssey
summerheart.bandcamp.com/album/about-a-feeling-lp

Super chill late night. Sounds like Adult swim bumper music.
sleepyeyes.bandcamp.com/album/circadia

Lofi Indie super comfy but has vocals(dont know if you want that)
stonesthrow.bandcamp.com/album/timeline

you should probably get an excerpt of their actual writing before you "hire" them.

Give a test example of something you'd want in the game

It's all going to end for all of us soon, user. It all comes tumbling down. until new eps
Speaking of, anyone else get an EVA vibe from Alexandrite?

Reminder that Rose Quartz is a clod who does obscene things with lower life forms!

>lapis news post deleted

don't push your luck mods

Maybe I can repost it if I post a less lewd pic.

Trust me, I have so much free time in my hands after going half blind thanks to an infection in my blood that I seriously have more than I can do with. I'd be more than happy to help. It'd give me something to do, that's for sure.

i had the misfortune of stumbling on a couple vore pics on paheal, shit inside seemed pretty alive

It's 1 a.m. where I live on, so I'm checkin' in, /sug/.

Any stories you wanna share with us?

seriously, wtf?

Dicksquad

Shit, it's just about 1am where I live too, 12:50 exactly.

Sounds like you need some new blood...

how is what i said any different then? in fact, it's more realistic because that's how angler fish mate. sexual parasitism, look it up

that might help explain why the diamonds are so much larger than all the other gems

It was my birthday yesterday and not only did i and everyone i know forget but i dont even know how old i am

As disgusting as that is, which is a lot, I like the idea of Blue Pearl being the instigator in signs of affection...or straight up lewdness.

Like, Blue Diamond is just sitting there, probably giving some speech to her followers, and just out of sight there's BP nibblin' on the back of her neck, maybe even humping against it. Now Blue Diamond could stop her, but then everyone would see and appearances are too important, so she lets her Pearl keep grinding against her, soft moans just audible enough for her to hear them. And then, just when the speech is nearly over, Blue Pearl just orgasms all over Blue Diamonds neck, her juices washing down to her back and sliding down her ass crack.

Ya' know, something to think about.

THATS IT FISHER, MISSION OVER

A friend texted me because we hadn't talked in a while and they were wondering how I was doing which is a nice feeling, people don't usually do that with me.

After I recommended it to her she finally watched a few episodes of SU, Garnet is her favorite.

We're meeting for coffee on saturday

Not on bad plan but I left the wiki because saltiness took on the local staff and now THIS?! What is it? Do we need to create a fucking web site to have decent threads?

L-lion around?

I have no idea what youre talking about. All i know is that guro often involves the death of one party and vorefags dont like death in their porn too often

Damn user im sorry.

Happy birthday m8

you go user

"Steven Universe teaches us that even if we come to understand someone, we can still hate them."

How strange. I am Lady of the Sea user and my post is still there.

It's an irrelevant concept for gems anyway, user.

Happy Birthday though.

But the video said that about Amethyst.
Which is objectively correct.

I fucking hate all of you so much.
I like the show but all this bollocksing around talking about dumb waifu shit, making these goddamn stupid OC pairings. You're no better than fucking Tumblr in this aspect.

Goddamnit I only come here for funny picture of Peridot, and even those are all garbage shipping nowadays.

Anybody have any more SU+madoka art?

Good!

if, by any means, she ends up on these threads I don't know, marry her

Pick your favourite gem

Got one? Good!

That gem gets their very own SPINOFF CARTOON

How fucked/excited are you?

Load Inn Our
Road Oil Nun
Nu Door Nail
Iran Loud On

I saw you're 26. There ya go.

>Garnet
So basically more of that one episode where Steven made it up?
Kinda okay I guess.

...Alright I"ll bite, how'd you do that with the image.

Blue pearl could just slide inside her vagina and act as a remote vibrator.
Licking her clitoris and moving inside her as diamond makes her speech.

>Yellow Diamond will never conquer the Earth
>She will never decide to keep you as a war trophy
>She will never eventually form kind of a owner-cat relationship with her
>You will never get revenge for your people by one day curling up in her lap and stay there all day, preventing her from standing up

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Thanks but if the happy image wasnt clear im really not offput by it.

>pearlfag
>depressed

What do you take me for? How can i be depressed when I have the best waifu in the show

The sad part is i think youre close but i still look like i did when i was 16. When do i start looking like an adult?

Pretty fucking pumped!

Holy shit, she could do reverse-birth on a daily basis and it wouldn't even be weird.

That's awesome.

>Jasper
Please. PLEASE!
please come back ;_;

Holy shit its just bojack horseman

What do you mean? There's always material from the meme gem

I'll post a Lapis in this answer, though, because you can't have everything on life. *shrugs*