Is there anything she can't do?

is there anything she can't do?

more of her neck??

She can't stop your autistic reeeing

>Shlesinger was born in Dallas to a Reform Jewish family.
dropped

Be relevant with clothes on.

holy shit she looks just like Taylor Swift in this picture

make a funny joke

act

Who?

Taylor Swift, pop musician

>like 3% fat on waist
>fat cellulitis on her thighs
How is that even fucking possible jesus fucking christ, does she work out sitted for a year
Fuck if I know please some /fit/izen explain this

Is that Taylor swift?

>ywn grind yr cock on her abs

Feels absolutely bad man

Women distribute fat differently and often it goes to the posterior chain first

How did you not know this you IDIOT

What are some essential Shleskinos?

>>fat cellulitis on her thighs

that's called leg muscle you fucking twink

>Shlesinger

You actually had to look that up?

giv jew gf

>those meaty thighs
>wide delicious birthing hips

Shame about the fake tits though

I just want her to wrap those thick muscular legs around my neck and force me to eat that tasty pussy until I pass out

t-this`

>her pussy

You mean her asshole, yes?

Dude, she's got almost ZERO fat on the abdomen. Not "some distributed", I'm not an expert but that LOOKs like 3-4%

If you can't see soft tissue on the left leg (not even accounting she's pressing and locking both legs) you are clearly delusional

based givposter

>she's pressing and locking both legs

exercising specific areas doesn't remove fat from said area, fat accumulation rates at locations are genetic

iliza is such a cutie

have a butt

nigger please

I remember the Opie and Anthony show with Patrice roasting the fuck out of her and female comics

Good shit

holy shit that's a nice body. shame about the face though

her legs and hips are nice but her butt is negative, like if you can work out all day and clearly take care of yourself where the FUCK are the squats?

y-you too~

did she get gangbanged by those dudebros?

Of course? Duh, she wouldn't be in show biz if she weren't at least partially Jewish.

No Jew? No show business for you!

Lose weight of those fat thighs
Have natural breasts

I am a dude and i have the same fat accumulation rate since my fat disturbution stores fat on my thighsand legs more, so my bottom body looks fat despite not having extra weight and fat.

my fantasy desu

Be white

those guys aren't black so no.

Guys, is it possible to fall in love with a woman you've only seen through pictures?

fuck off to /r9k/eddit

>I'm not an expert but that LOOKs like 3-4%

Of course you're not because thats around 15% bodyfat

she's ugly

her face is def a 6,but her attitude is something else

>shirtless black dude in the back
Heh, sorry whitebois

Good body, destroyed by hair removal.

THIS

This, a nice Jewish girl like her should only shave her head after marriage

>ywn suck on her big jew nose
jdimsa

Why do you faggots keep posting her non-fappening pics? There nudes of her available. Please post em

>those leaks a few weeks back

W E W

Iliza a cute
A CUTE

This achingly cute desu

Fug

her feet are so fucking ugly

Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks

Is she holding that thing or not?

JUST sit on my face already

She could do that set about the time she was too ignorant to figure out her boyfriend was lying to her, and blame men, and all society instead of herself for being so naive.

>I'm a male with wide estrogen birthing hips

wow id love to slurp at her cunt

Are you blind?

Where do you think we are?

Her torso looks really weird

Odd looking hips

I think she's cute in a Whoville who, Dr. Suess sort of way. Nice body as well.

I'm not so sure they're fake. Believe it or not Jewish chicks often have huge racks.

t. Jew

Thank you, based Russian genetics

it's called fitness. of course a fat basement dweller might get confused by it

>Comedian

But she isn't funny.

>this thread

...

>Dude, she's got almost ZERO fat on the abdomen. Not "some distributed", I'm not an expert but that LOOKs like 3-4%
/fit/ here
3% is the base amount of essential fat for a man to live and even then it can only be attained in short periods of time (a day or two). Women have 8% essential fat, and Iliza isn't even close to that. Kys for being so retarded

...

her feet are qt too

>not a blanche post

kikes are cute now?

>mentioning blanche

i salute you fellow stalker

she has leaks right?

thefappeningblog.com/iliza-shlesinger-leaked-3-photos/#more-148509

Yes. These faggots keep spamming the same shit from the last thread

talk out of her mouth evenly

...

>public nudity

WEW

Has she ever dated/fucked a gentile? It helps masturbation knowing that they have.

ACT
C
T

>now

She's basically an actress/model who realised she'd have an easier path to fame through comedy

Not a single funny bone in her body

this, unfortunately

she's jewish, of course she has big boobs

I thought I was the only nose lover in the world

damn fuck muh dik

apuposter is my new favorite poster after pusyposter and alisonbriewillnevercastrateyouwithherteethposter

is this the dawn if fitkino?!

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG-D

*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*