Baywatch

Just saw this raunchy summer fun and I live in yurop. The theater had like 5 people there because I saw it at like 11am but im telling you guys it went #litty.

The fans LOVED it, it was great

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movie is litty af

that's why we love it

Believe me, this meme had so much potential, but its not time to think about what it could have been, it's time to bury it.

the only thing that I didnt like is none of the actresses showed their tits
Im not memeing I genuinely enjoyed it

>tfw no friends to go see a raunchy r rated summertime comedy

Movie critic "journos" disliked it so it must be a great and fun movie.
Plus Alex Daddario.

Fuck off Dwain.

>tfw to smart to fall for the reverse psychology advertising

Is the Rock the only man alive to use
>litty
>raunchy
>mass emojis

>Plus Alex Daddario.
The reason they hated the movie.

He's gay so he gets a pass

Had a steady stream of piss down my leg the whole movie

Do not miss this one, folks. Such a RAUNCHY good time!

I'm too scared to see this movie because I don't want to piss myself

No tits in an R rated fun rauchy summertime flick.
Tell me why is it R rated then?

Can someone explain the piss meme to me?

Dicks

Mahalo

this guy is based
when youre having so much fun during this raunchy summer comedy fun sometimes a warm steady stream of piss comes down your leg #litty

This meme fizzled out pretty quickly. Probably because no one gives a shit about Baywatch, so it barely had any longevity.

You can always trust Armond White to give a review that counters the general consensus. I bet he always writes two reviews, a positive and a negative and publishes the one that goes the most to the grain of the most common ones.

Even better, it died at it's peak and we can reflect on it respectfully with zero reddit crossover

Is she going to play an aircraft carrier in the next big budget war movie? Her face is big enough to land F-16s on.

No nation operates F-16s from carriers.

>make R rated bay watch
>have double Ds Daddario star in it
>now female nudity
>no daddario tits
>see dude ass and dick

wtf Rock?

It's like they didn't want to make money or something

What an utterly autistic thing to complain about. Allow me to correct.

Her face is big enough to land EA-18s, F-A-18s, Super Etendards, Rafael Me, C-2s, AV-8S, A-4KUs, MiG-29s, E-2s, EA-6s, SU-33s and F-35s on. ALL at the same time.

And my dick of course

That's because it's pretty small

>R rated raunchy comedy
>no tits
wtf?

You don't like dick?
Fucking homophobic piece of shit

>Mad because he replied to the wrong b8

Is Rock really gay?
I watched that movie with that black guy (Hart? ) where rock played that CIA agent who was bullied in high school. He was so natural in those "pink sweater" and all gay vibes moments. Made me think.

>believing that it is his actual review

rottentomatoes.com/critic/armond-white/movies

actually this is from his review, but not baywatch. it's from dirty grandpa

i love the scene where the rock takes out his johnson and fucks vanessa hudgens. efron is forced to stay in character, awkwardly blurts out, "yah, you go man!" while holding back tears of seeing his beloved defiled by dwayne's polynesian pipe.