It keeps getting better

It keeps getting better

9news.com.au/World/2016/07/31/19/14/Australian-athletes-robbed-during-fire-evacuation-at-athletes-village

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Why does the logo look like three gays having a threesome in the shape of a condom?

Ramp collapses

wwos.nine.com.au/2016/07/31/09/27/main-ramp-collapses-at-rio-sailing-venue

Shit tier logo for shit tier country

>Zike2016

Fuck that noise

Good.

Nobody likes AusFAILIANS anyway.

I fuck australians in the arse.

Why are shitskins always so angry, relax have a beer.

>unironically going to brazil

>Why does the logo look like three gays having a threesome in the shape of a condom?
calm down Ahmed, they didn't steal your flag

I think that is clear by now that we dont have problems in the Olympics per se, but only with the Australians.

You guys are the only ones get fuck it on a daily basis lol.

9news.com.au/world/2016/07/31/01/34/rio-falling-apart-at-the-seams


AHAHAHA

Yeah because the other teams didn't complain about anything, right?

First refugee team competing at the olympics

wwos.nine.com.au/2016/07/31/07/56/first-ever-olympic-refugee-team-speaks-in-rio

Don't reply to me unless your country has done something worthwhile.

I almost want to go, just because I think this will be the easiest Olympics to break into the Olympic sex village.
I can only imagine what it would be like to have an orgy with the women's volleyball team.

So they will have a separate refugee team? I thought they would compete under the unified team.

>caring about favelas

A first worlders going to see a favela its the same as a third worlders wanting to do a trip to see America and going straight to Detroit...

> Brit complaining about other country's olympic logo
That's rich. Your logo was even worse.

>straya BTFO again
Hue hues can't keep getting away with this!

what a complete shithole

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probably stole this

Jesus.
Can you imagine competing against them?
I would constantly be wary of one of them praising god and spontaneously exploding.

so instead of a hot water system, they have the water heater on the shower head with exposed wiring

>death trap in the making

Keep shitposting and I will post my 50Amp killer showerhead, nigga.

220v of pure energy for your body to recover.

9 news

Sort of irritated because I've always wondered what the olympics would be like in Rio de Janeiro

This wont be the first time something collapses. The amount of corners cut during construction of the Olympic stadiums is fucking insane. Brazil literally broke all the safety regulations just to cut costs and corners.

No I think its pretty clear by now brazil is a complete shithole of a country

more like pic related

>bashing on a soon to be first world, soon to be a world military power

lol yea sure buddy. Your country is flat fucking broke. The only thing your soon to be is in a civil war.

Will be waiting for the happenings then user

>not using these small skirmishes to train your troops

>being anywhere in that list
America you have a nigger problem

We've been copping it at these olympics cos we're speaking up against their lax standards. Brazil is honestly the least hyped olympics in such a long time.

Fuck em I hope it keeps going as is. The chicks at least kicked their scum out of the city for 2 weeks. Brazil can't do the same because the scum is all the way to the top.

You guys have a nigger problem like us though

Inb4 athletes village high rises collapse due to poor construction

>captcha was commercial trucks, ahhaha

Stop baiting

>can't even pay their police
>soon to be first world
ha.

>This wont be the first time something collapses.
Like their economy

NEVER!!

>paying them well
>not paying then little so only poor fucks will fill up the ranks and get killed by criminals thus, finishing both thugs and poor ppl at the same time

I think you are missing the bigger picture here.

Nah. Our is more like a mullato problem.

Some niggers are cool tho.

Brazil complaining about the US having a nigger problem...lol. How delusional can you be?

Your country is a shithole and this horrible olympics will make sure it never changes. Enjoy that zika virus

Brazil is shit, but things are mostly stable.

What will happen in Western Europe once Mudlimes become a majority is going to a lot uglier than anything that happens in Brazil.

/r/apocalympics2016

>death trap in the making
I've seen lots of shower heads with exposed wires in my life, but I've never heard of someone dying or even getting shocked by them. Nobody is retarded enough to touch the wires and they're to high to touch them on accident.

i'm just trying to make you admit it so you can better yourself
instead you try to become brazil

That's just you seeing dicks everywhere.

They're actually pretty safe (they weren't designed by brown people) when installed correctly. Given the wires spliced very lazily with non waterproof electric tape, I'd say this one is not installed correctly.

It's odd how dead silent most of the media is on this. During the Russian Olympics set up, a broken doorknob was a CNN headline (not even kidding)

>shitskins

Australians are swarthy as fuck. I tought you were white.

It looks a bit like that cück chastity device, whatever it's called

Number 1 economy in the world and strongest military in the world. Stop worrying about us and start worrying about yourself.

To be honest, didn't we say the same and shill against Sochi 24/7 only for it to be fine?

Even if it is a shit show, I doubt the media will be as dramatic as it was talking about the evil Russians. I'm sure if hildog wins the World Cup boycott will happen.

Fun fact: in Louisiana you can get away with murder as long as you can lie low for 30 days. Because without evidence that indicates you are the murderer being presented in that period, they can't charge you anymore.

better post your fucking designated shitting bin

>forgot the picture

You asked for it....

aussies descend from thieves. went to a trip to downunder and im amazed by the aussie, they all look like the eternal anglos, some of them were so dark and didnt look like hitler ideal, nowadays u cant' find true white people on earth, too bad they died long time ago, wish i could live in time where true white people exist.

How the fuck does America make black people insane? America is always the worst out of all the world nations when it comes to black crime.

I don't give a shit to these Olympic games and I'm not mad or anything, but seriously speaking, this looks like sabotage.

Really. There is no way middle class condominiums being robbed like that. Revenge? Other athletes stole them?

Favelados can't enter there.

Your blacks only want dem monies for dem projects.

Ours can use a FN FAL with a shitty scope and kill ppl from 600 yeards away....

youtube.com/watch?v=xHKk1qAMQQg

Brazil is forever fucked up. Africa 2.0. But Rio de Janeiro always be the worst even for our lowest nigger standards. Thanks to geography, gringo 's authorities and celebrities thinks Rio is the best Brazil. No. Is the worst Brazil. Thank God Apocalympics will end this dumb perception.

Just admit your security stole them.

But this is not normal, even for Rio. Favelados can't enter there.

I think it's sabotage.

Because this will be the Olympic Games of "respect" and "tolerance".

Pic related, this tranny will be in the opening ceremony. It will have a 12-year old rapper singing about "racism" and "empowerment" and a funk which this lyrics: "I just wanna be happy and walk quietly in the favela I was born"
youtube.com/watch?v=z34HcBcqTas

>"caliente al instante"
You don't know even Brazilian, Sean

I had another picture showing water spraying all over the wires.

Real safe.

An American artist stole a famous painter and made this logo for an American event. Bahia carnival stole the logo for their shit festival. Rio, always the pretentious dumbest think they were stolen Bahia, mixing with LGBT activism, so made the penis gay logo. Is the worst logo ever, is pornography, it's gay, and it's stolen. Moral: lock the frontiers of your countries or you all will be Brazil in the future.

Sorry. Clearly that one wasn't.
I just did a quick google search for brazillan showers and it clearly shows a difference.

Wow, her face is fucking disgusting.

Hue Hue Hue.

You just had bad lucks with your administrations.
At this point communism in the 60's and becoming a Yugoslavia would have been better for you.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZthNYozVwNM

>SUICIDE SHOWER
youtube.com/watch?v=cNjA0aee07k
>SUICIDE SHOWER
youtube.com/watch?v=cNjA0aee07k
>SUICIDE SHOWER
youtube.com/watch?v=cNjA0aee07k

Because we are the sex capital of the world.

Who do you think stole Australians?

These buildings look like the average Brazilian middle class houses. Favela people can't enter.

I don't think I've ever heard some regard Brazil in a positive manner. Fun to visit for a weekend, but those god forsaken people make the trip unbearable.

...and you think Americans are bad.

As someone who has spent two years living and working in Brazil, I whole-heartedly second this idea.

And you never will. PPl only know Rio de Janeiro.

And since that is both the biggest city for tourists and place of the biggest favela on the country, ehnce the bad reputation.

But I really dont care, because Im not from there,and because that is a really leftist city.

They should burn that thing with Napalm if you ask me.

Why do black people always rap and destroy their neighborhoods? No matter what country you're in, it's always the same.

The guards or janitors. Your country is crooked from the bottom to the top my friend. No other way to explain it.

They probably gets angry with you.

But then I remember it's Rio de Janeiro...

Because of whitey!

Angry with us? You guys were given the responsibility of hosting this world class event. Like honestly in this country we wouldn't have to build shit to host the olympics, people aren't going to be robbed because there isn't rampant corruption and people would actually stay around at the event.

I foresee most athletes leaving as soon as their event is finished.

Nigga you have no idea how many Brazilians are expecting for happenings. We want to remove gommies so hard.

Took me a while because Motorola is a shit cellphone and I will never buy their shit ever again.

Still, here it is the trash bin full of toilet paper with shit....

As you can see, the unclogger ( or whateaver that thing is named in english) is strategically positioned withing the reach of the designated shitter.

And now, as for my pièce de (eletric) résistance, my nuclear powered, eletricity to heat converter water boiling system for the purpose of self cleaning apparatus also known as zapper.

They shipped 450 000 condoms to athletes because last time a hundred thousand was not enough.

Fucking degenerates.

firstpost.com/sports/watch-officials-to-distribute-record-450000-condoms-to-athletes-at-rio-2016-2923598.html

Wow this is fucking comedy gold

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>not having the heater in the head
It's like you don't want to get electrocuted.

Australians are having a bad time EHAUHEUAHEA

As a fellow brazilian, I have to say that my family never used this infamous shit bin that most of my countrymen seem to use. When I first met one of these things my reaction was one very much alike the one demonstrated by non-brazilians here.
Having said that, I must add that it seems to be specially useful for women, for they can get rid of their tampons/whatever quickly and discreetly

Yeah but they get leave.

If Abdullah allows it.

Where do you live? Doesn't your area have the shit tier pipes that force the use of toilet paper bins and are so common in most of Latin America?

I can't wait to see people getting decapitated or kidnapped by black market organ dealers.

This is going to be fun to watch!