Why does Sup Forums hates him ?

why does Sup Forums hates him ?

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I grew up with Chris Stuckman.

He said something bad about BvS

TELL

He's the biggest pleb known to man
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His thumbnails make me laugh

Because he doesn't seem to understand half the films he watches and gives simplistic criticisms that just about anybody could make. Watch his Guardians 2 review, he hardly says anything about it and gives it an A- or something like everything else. Shit, he doesn't even mention the kino-tier soundtrack and cinematography.

Also, if you can find it, watch Julia. It's cringe gold.

His stupid fucking face makes me want to attack him. And then he has those stupid video thumbnails with his face making a whore porn face of some kind with his hands spread in surprise.

He's a fucking crybaby that can't take criticism. I hate that kind of people.

Honestly I hate all Youtubers

I dunno he doesn't really bother me. His reviews are like 7 mins at most, I check him out and usually go 'okay, cool I guess' and move on.

brainlet

I don't get the hate but I grew up watching his reviews so maybe I'm biased.

I watched some extended retrospective review of his once and he shamelessly copies the plinkett videos, down to the line delivery and transition screens, he then made a video after people rightfully accused him of ripping rlm off saying he has no idea what they're talking about

It's only a few underage autists on Sup Forums that despise Stuckmann because he made fun of BvS. He isn't a bad reviewer.

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You wrote this song

WHy'd you trick me int watching your shitty video

It took me too long to get this

because hotel transylvania is his favorite movie

>All that entry level shit

Isn't it on pornhub? Someone link to it please.

No movies from before 2000 either.

because

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ctrl+f "chris stuckmann"
read from there on. fits perfectly.

I don't hate him, but his perspective is so narrow that I don't gain any insight from his reviews

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As far as reviewers go on youtube he's probably one of the least irritating ones out there. Sure he mostly reviews popular and mainstream films but he doesn't pretend to be some pseudo-intellectual retard like a lot of the people on youtube either, and has no intention of reviewing things like The Black Hen, It’s Only the End of the World or Neruda (both a good and a bad thing depending on how you see it). At least he doesn't JUST review capeshit like RLM.

say that to zod's snapped neck

...

michael mann would be proud

I only even know who he is because he threw a sissy-fit when RLM acknowledged him with a joke. Also he has a dumb tatoo that gets posted here all the time.

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Stuckman

he's popular which means we have to hate him

of course someone who thinks Sup Forums is contrarian likes stuckmann. it writes itself

Or that he just parrots everything everyone else says and doesn't seem to have a mind of his own

>makes corny joke
>lightly chuckles to himself

I could write an essay on why I hate him and why everyone should hate him

He just seems so fake. Like his personality on screen was crafted in a lab somewhere.

I remember watching an episode of the Schmoes podcast in like 2013 when they had him and Jeremy Jahns on and it was so uncomfortable. The guy has no social skills and you could visibly see the discomfort in his face.

Say what you want but at least Jahns, the Schmoes and Flick pick know who they are and don't put up this pathetic persona.

Also how fucking annoying is it when he says something with that stupid smug look on his face and bursts out laughing like a child at his own joke

Man. How unfunny.

juden
thats why

>when someone links your video on Sup Forums

what is this feel im feeling

Keep doing God's work so we don't give that asshole any views.

Because he reminds most Sup Forums users of themselves. Easily triggered skinny manlet autists who have no friends and supplements their loneliness with movies and despite spending so much time watching them they still havent developed even a semblance of real taste and routinely get upstaged by black men.

Jesus Christ it's like he just looked up all the most recent movies in the top 250 and made it his own list
What a fucking pleb

Cuckmann is like 6'2 and has a really qt wife

He is IMDb taste in person. I like it.

I also like he went from total autist to charismatic normie.

just look at the thumbnails of his videos, you want to punch him very hard. He's a cocksucker

Wow, this is so original and not at all like some kind of Michael Mann/Nicolas Winding Refn hybrid film.

People are jealous he has better taste in kino and women than the fat autistics at RLM

Most of his reviews seem like he just watched the trailer and said a few nondescript things.

based our guy

That's actually the point of the list you colossal retard. Holy shit, can you imagine being this user and being so stupid you actually fail to understand a list stuckman made?

How does this mother fucker get through life? Jesus christ.

Do it. I'd read it. It could become classic Sup Forums copypasta

Serious or meme-y?

Serious, do it lad

user.....I'm so so sorry.

Keep the thread alive, I'll give it a shot.

Stuckmann is really the ultimate of plebs, but he only gets grating in large dozes. He starts off as a fairly mediocre and bland reviewer, usually tapping at the exact general feel of the public. He either has a knack for it, is just that bland or actually waits for the actual shills(which let's be fair, he isn't) to pump their meaningless tripe into the Youtube vacuum. Fact is, you'll never get something even remotely controversial from this man, even when he goes out and reviews tackier or more controversial things, e.g. Prometheus or The Rover. Which brings me to my next point.
This mother fucker will like or be fine with almost absolutely everything. A film has major flaws, like bad acting, massive plotholes or a godawful script? Don't worry, it's a B-. Or Heavens forbid, the dreaded C-, oh how daring. He seems to enjoy films indiscriminately and is either afraid his audience is so fickle they'll abandon him when he shits on one they might like or he doesn't really enjoy film as a an art form and it's just a vent for other deeper issues within. But enough armchair psychiatry.
Fact is he doesn't hate things, there's nothing that grates him and you can't respect a man that does not feel offended by things, minor or major, because tirades and pet peeves are what makes us seem more human and give us character. In a way, he is hollow on screen and we innately feel that. Take Kermode and his famous PotC rants: even those of us that enjoy the films for the fun mindless romps find them funny because that is a man that lets go and just starts chewing into a thing he dislikes. You'll be hard pressed to find this guy ever letting go, because there is nothing he's holding back: he's shallow and hollow, humorless and passionless about film.
One might be tempted to argue his criticisms are surface level, even when it comes to his 'analysis' videos, but that is moot at this point; criticism should be akin to performance art and Chris is an underperformer, in every regard.

How did I do lads?

Glad i've never watched any of his videos.

Well, if that 10-minute post convinces anons not to watch that fag, I may just leave this world a better place for me passing through it.

good stuff user

I WAS SAYING "I GREW UP WITH" ON PURPOSE TO MEME YOU HAHAHA

JOKES ON Y-YOU

Those adult braces. Fucking cringe.

>
>That's actually the point
The point was to make a baby list of shit teens watch? You can easily find foreign and better films from the 2000s and present. This shit is fucking pathetic

user, shut the fuck up. It's a shit list but pointing out that there is nothing from before 2000 is literally retarded. Just seriously shut the fuck up. You look fucking stupid. Stop posting. Go look at a different thread. You're an idiot. Again, shut the fuck up.

I didn't know he was an apologist with zero critique and terrible taste.

What's the point of listening to a critic with ZERO critical values?

Can someone post some pictures of his wife to spice this thread up?

You have negative(minus) critical value. Or you want to be entertained, but this is not the case, since the man's fucking boring.

Rate my list lads

Did he actually make a video about this?

>p-please stop bullying me for Zod's snapped neck, I wrote the whole thing in 10 mins, r-realy
was hilarious

Why so mad Stuckman?

yes

unironically makes fun of nerd culture shows while his room is lit with neon leds and plastic toys?

because hes a chad

>when you already nutted but she still suckin

Well he got comedic timing, I'll give him that.

yes

youtube.com/watch?v=YvctbUtnGPA

"I put it in all my videos to FUCK WITH YOU, ahahaha!"

top tier action right there, Ajeossi is my favorite movie of all time. New World, Yellow See and I saw the Devil are all greats too.

For a second I thought '71 was 71: Into The Fire. that would REALLY make this list great.

He's a poor film reviewer and can't articulate this thoughts and feelings very well.

He also has a NES on display because NERD CRED.

Fucking manchild.

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just gonna leave this here, if this doesn't convince you to go watch Ajeossi, then I don't know.

What an asshole. This is both autistic and actually insulting. Why does anyone listen to him, if he couldn't even afford honesty regarding stupid shit like that?

holy fuck how did i miss this
why does he keep responding to memes?

I don't know mang, looking back at old action films the action itself is often shockingly subpar. Escape from New York and Die Hard are notable examples of this, especially when you stand them next to John Wick or Edge of Tomorrow.

>ajeossi
Man from Nowhere? That was amazing, Leon done to perfection.
>won bin's last 2 films are 7 and 8 years ago respectively
>mother and this
Jesus Christ, the output quality.

I stumbled onto a video of his once while trying to find an old compilation of Mortal Kombat Annihilation clips. I didn't find his analysis interesting or delivering anything new.

love these vids bullying the prick

This. What else annoys me is when people take selfies pulling dumb cunt faces. They open their eyes and mouths really wide to make themselves seem "kooky" and "fun" whereas really they're just mentally ill defectives with confidence issues and narcissistic personality disorder.

It's a shame Won Bin sorta stopped acting. He could have made it in Hollywood, but it's probably better he didn't.

The guy was in Taegukgi aswell, btw. Go watch that if you haven't yet, as well as "The Front Line".

did you see his fucking jeans in this thing?
so uncool and not intimidating.

I mean, Won Bin wasn't in The Front Line, but still go watch it if you like korean kino. Ddongpari is another recommendation I can make.

you're just jealous that he's LE QUIRKY and having fun

He's JUST LIKE US!

My favorite Gook film is The Good, the Bad and the Weird, followed closely by this. I love the manic energy. I liked Taegukgi just fine, didn't find it special tho. Ddongpari I haven't seen. Yet

need more stuckman memes u guys

Forgot pic

Ddongpari is great, it's straight drama though. Almost no action, other than the main guy knocking a few heads together. Will make you cry almost guaranteed though, sad as hell.

I want to also recommend Silmido and The Berlin File. If you can stand slightly more k-dramaish stuff, go watch Hwayi and A Werewolf Boy. Kinda hard to find some of these movies unless you are an AvistaZ member though.

the only things of worth this autismo has made are his Drive and Only God Forgives analysis videos

his reviews are like oncinema in how he is waaay to fucking gracious to everything that is average or above

and everything else from his response videos to his own personal short films are embarrassing to watch

Those are shit too.

But dude...he grew up with those!

i grew up with people who fought nazis for their entire life and this inspired me to the same

i give this asswhooping an A+