60 years old

>60 years old

How the fuck is this even possible? How does he do it?

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kunny power gives him youth

His early works

youtube.com/watch?v=bgihkyHeym0&t=708s

SP blood

hes 54

being /ourguy/ gives you special powers

He's 49, dipshit

Activated thetans

Is this true? Where can I get sum kunny power?

*blocks time*

He's a lich. Smash his phylactery and his power subsides!

manletism

hollywood
the democratic party

Scientology powers

He's 54

High Thetan levels

This is actually somewhat true. Short people live longer on average, the heart doesn't need to pump blood as far.

Genetics, exercise, luck, good diet, and skin care.
Teenagers from the 2010s look younger than 90 kids because of their diet and they don't go outside.

Scientology

Would you rather be:

A. Older manlet but with perpetual youth and good facial features

B. Tall but with typical old man features like wrinkles and liver spots

C. As you are now, overweight, thinning hairline while in your 20s, bloated face, numerous other woman repelling features.

>52

lots of Korean actors look way younger than they are aswell. if you watch any korean movies, Won Bin and Lee Byung Hun are two of the best examples for males.

I can confirm this as a fellow manlet. I literally do not age.

D. C but with a huge penis.

But what if I'm tall and have good facial features and I'm in my 20s right now?

The best facial surgeons in the world, the best hair transplant doc in the world, HGH, and good genetics.

That makes you a liar. Nobody who looks like that visits this place.

D. Average looking woman with innie pusy

But I'm not overweight now user.

But high thetan levels is a bad thing. It means you have more confused aliens ghosts in you. Cruise probably has the lowest if not zero thetan level.

Stays true to himself, that keep his stress low which we know is the main factor in aging.

he's 32 dipshit

Cruise is older than Russell Crowe.

Human Growth Hormone and HRT. Same as Joe Brogan.

Scientology probably spends half their profits keeping him young looking. He's the only spokesman they have people like.

He's like OT VIII. He should be immortal and have psychic powers by now.

>tom cruise just aged well guys!
really, OP?

Cruise is known for spending an astronomical amount of time and money maintaining his youthful look. You and I have to grow old normally because we don't have 480 million dollars like he does.

If you don't have visible abdominals and can't deadlift 405 lbs, you're either overweight or skinnyfat, i.e. unathletic and fat.

that makes a lot more sense

Yeah we do. Good looks don't determine your personality; there are plenty of attractive looking people who aren't "successful". Besides, Sup Forums is full of all kinds of normies anyways, they love shitposting anonymously in this garbage dump.

>I'm repulsive so everyone here must be too

He's unlocked his full potential.

Explain Keanu then.

Immortal, doesn't count.

>can't even ride a motorcycle

sad.

Through the mastery of thetans.
And the fact that he is actually on 54 years old.

Ask Soros

Oof found the uggo

>scientology is for sucks, they said.

5'4? What a manlet

3'2"? That's little people territory

Tom Cruise was born in 1962, which makes him 54 years old.

Turns out you retards can't fucking do any maths, you fucking non-scientology loving fucks.

>177 years old

and she still hasn't reached puberty

what do you call this stance?

Eat right, stay fit and don't play into the alcoholism and smoking memes.

You might not have movie superstar looks and charisma, but you can at least keep your guts and brain working right.

You fucking twit.

don't make me slap you, shithead

xenu lads, xenu or getting lots of pussy

gassing it off the takeoff and thru the air cuz you are scared

Getting lots of pussy definitely helps, considering I'm an 11/10 who gets crazy amounts of pussy.

He's like OT VII at this point. You can fly and slow down aging at OT V

He's the 2nd biggest man in Scientology. And he's not 60 years old.
David Miscavidge also looks very young despite being 57 years old, by the way. I'm sure it's a coincidence...

>google david miscavidge
>5'1
jesus christ even tom cruise dwarfs the guy

I'm a "grill", and I think there's something so cool about short guys. Just letting you guys know we're out here.

And no I'm not derailing this thread with a picture of myself, I've done it before and it only creates chaos, so you'll just have to take my word for it that there are girls out there who think manlets (who are confident in their height mind you, I've talked to other girls before about how many short guys act extra tough, as if they have something to prove or compensate for, and that's part of why some girls try to stay away from short guys) are really cool and have a preference for them.

lanklets BTFO

let's keep the discussion somewhat realistic

>I'm a "grill"
How big is your cock?

>he's still going on about height when the guy has mastered all Xenu powers
bro...
Besides, being tall isn't good for space. Don't you remember how in the acclaimed documentary Battlefield Earth, the alien Terl hit his head to the ceiling and yelled "LOUSY CEILING"?

t. manlet

because that's a promotional image from 11 years ago

Crowe would look a lot younger if he kept the weight off.

Also Cruise has had some work done.

its only 1" atm. I just started taking the hormone pills.

Oh yes she has

I bet cruise has a new Scientology state blood boy every month

vanityfair.com/news/2017/06/this-anti-aging-start-up-is-paying-thousands-of-dollars-for-teen-blood

That's pretty hilarious, and not too far fetched. Actually if I were a betting man, I would be putting money on that actually being the case because to be honest it sounds pretty true. It's probably true.

>41 years old
>gets his i.d. turned down when trying to buy cigs/alcohol
>almost got molested by a pedophile during one of his twitch streams

>41 years old

Christ

Why.

>Teenagers from the 2010s look younger than 90 kids

I would expect them to considering they're 20 years younger

Also no one born in the 2010s is a teen yet

>wtf is this post