>"I’ve never considered myself a method actor or anything,” says the 43-year-old actor, filmmaker and recent co-star of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, “but the second I saw that image of J.K. Simmons doing bicep curls looking like an inexplicably swole hobo Popeye, I said, ‘Fuck that. I’m a method actor now.’ Because I’m getting to the bottom of this. There’s no way I’m letting a 61-year-old, Coke-bottle glasses-wearing Commissioner Gordon look more jacked than Batman.”
>method BEN HIRING A MAN TO KILL HIS PARENTS WHEN?
Oliver Stewart
Can't have Simmons bullying him on set about raping the Leto.
Noah Sanders
Ben adopting a 12 year old boy and putting him in green scaly panties when?
Nolan White
Soon™
Cameron Butler
If only someone kicked Snyder in the head.
Cooper Flores
If you give him Gal's panties Master Roshi up there just might do it for you.
Jeremiah Roberts
Does Gal even look good in undies?
Joseph Gonzalez
Man I still wish he was JJJ again.
Eli Brown
>rich man roided up on HGH convinces other rich man to get roided up on HGH
Ian Flores
Does Master Roshi care?
No, really, does he care? I mean, the man seems pervy enough he'd spazz, regardless.
Ayden Reyes
Not really. She has no figure or hips or ass or tits. You could see for yourself in whatever fast and the furious flick she was in.
Brayden Fisher
>"..If Batman needed help from a physical specimen of a septuagenarian, he’d ask one man: Alfred Pennyworth. That’s right. Good ol’ Alfred,” Affleck explained, with a hint of a smirk, breaking Batman character for a moment. “True Bat-fans should be amped. Alfred is gonna open up a steaming, British teakettle of whup ass in the Batman script I’m writing. Several of them in fact. Marvel Studios can suck my dick.”
Owen Robinson
Alfred's gonna buttle the shit out of some punk ass bitches. Better keep them eyes slideways, spuds!
Joshua Jones
This is satire
Aaron Wilson
>Affleck then swiftly climbed up on top of the table, proceeded to unzip his fly and promptly showered the journalists there assembled with his urine.
Jackson Sullivan
Literally kekd outloud, thank you.
Asher Garcia
Shes gorgeous spand she's got a nice fit look so I'd fap to it
Lucas Phillips
PARKER, GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE FOR AN ASS WHOOPIN
Mason Perry
>but the stream stopped suddenly and Afflecks demeanor changed. "Jennifer" be muttered under his breath before he started to sob.
Ryder Flores
Yeah, I can fap to that. She looks like she would be fun to hang out with.
Adam Rogers
No shes ww she bangs you
Owen Allen
even better
David Nelson
Eh, not really into that idea. I'll pass.
Noah Gray
>why are Ben and JK so fucking based
OP, you know this is satire, right? Did you not actually read your own link?
Austin Jackson
Ben Affleck attacking mentally ill people when?
Jack Brooks
why do you think he's getting divorced
Christopher Lopez
>he goes a step further by murdering some kids parents before adopting and asking him "how does it feel to know your parents were murdered before your eyes and you couldn't do anything to stop it?" to get in the right mindset
Bentley Smith
> SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
Carson Smith
Jared Leto must be worried for his anal virginity right now.
