Whats the difference between Leafs and Americans? I've visited both Canada and the US...

Whats the difference between Leafs and Americans? I've visited both Canada and the US, and desu I can't see many differences

Less than forty miles

What's the difference between Norway and Sweden?

Wtf I hate leafs now

Canadia is just straight up communism. US is socialism.

we have:
free health care
all dressed chips
ketchup chips
smarties
hickory sticks
way more land
10% the population
much worse temperature variations

Nothing

Its hard to see things when you have semen all over your face.

Sweden are ultracucks, we're just semi-cucks.

Hopefully both will improve on our next elections.

Canadians step on your toe and apologize three times.

Americans step on your toe and tell you you shouldn't have been in their way.

so you have:
shit healthcare
gross shit
some more gross shit
candy you can get pretty much anywhere, even europe
dunno what the fuck a hickory dick is
a bunch of un-farmable frozen land
a population what would die out in a disaster

Careful some amerifag will be like "hurr durr we have smarties too"

No you fucking cuckmerican. Those are fucking "Rockets". Fuck you. Fuck all of you

There arn't many differences. We try and copy the Americans as best we can, but fail at it.

Canada is America's public test server.

Why are you so rude?

if you couldn't see the difference it's because you're blind and a fucking idiot. sorry i said anything offensive by the way

>shit healthcare
Why do you think we all live like 30 minutes from the border? Whenever ours isn't good enough we just hop down and use yours

>gross shit
K

>some more gross shit
K

>candy you can get pretty much anywhere, even europe
except not in the US

>dunno what the fuck a hickory dick is
K

>a bunch of un-farmable frozen land
Why do you think we're so excited for global warming? More riches to come

>a population what would die out in a disaster
what

>way more land

Reminder that over 75% of Canadians live within 100 miles of the U.S. border, because they want nothing to do with the rest of their country.

We don't get an erection when we see a gun.

Well, why were you in the way?

The fuck is wrong with you? We might need to consider a wall on the northern border as well.

Canadians generally are way more to the left, far higher taxes, things on the whole are generally more expensive there (although eating at restaurants is not bad with the current weakness of the CAD to the USD). While polite, they're generally less accomodating than Americans in the service industry (example: I have food allergies, American restaurants will almost always do what they can without fail to accommodate me, Canadian restaurants show me the door). Vices, especially alcohol, are MUCH more expensive in Canada than the US (because of their single payer healthcare system). They care much more about the environment than Americans on the whole (especially recycling). It's a fuck of a lot colder in most parts of Canada in the winter.

>t. American with Canadian work permit dreading the coming winter in quebec

Not true at all. Most americans are very nice and friendly, it's very different here in Norway.

Here you can't sit with anyone the bus, and it's not normal to have any kind of small talk with your cashier at the store, not even a "Hi" or "Goodbye"

Muricans at the store is like one big happy family

Canuck Dudeweed faggotry

'Murica has the good guns, Canadians are jealous.

And no Quebec.

flappy heads.

>except not in the US
I bought a bag of pre wrapped individual smarties like a month ago lol.

You can but fucking tubs of them for like $20 at walmart, they're known as "cheap" Halloween candy.

The rest of Canada is uninhabitable by anyone but ice mongols.

> not getting an erection when you see a gun
> getting an erection when you see weed lmao

Shit tier taste in erections desu

> pre wrapped individual smarties
see

People in the north are ass holes. It's because they all live in big cities and they think they are more important because of it.

We're all asking ourselves the same question OP.

>This is Canadians' idea of a good leader

First of all, we would have to clarify who was actually in the wrong.

But nobody gives a shit, so saying "sorry" once and being on your way saves time and effort, even if you weren't in the wrong.

Yes, they quite literally sell both of those in walmart lol, not the rocklet one but the little boxes and the bottom one actually named smarties.

Publix is a grocery chain in Florida and some parts of the South, employees are trained to basically worship customers.

I think leafs are more spoiled manchilds, 'muricans are more fat retards.

Would you say "sorry" if you bumped into someone on the street in Norway? Maybe you would, but I think most people would just be like "uh uh" and wander off

skjera bagera

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They're both rightful British territory so nothing.

I'm laughing because I was in Florida in January, and this was one of the stores I had in mind when I wrote this. I've been all over the US tho, and it seems like waitors etc all over the country worships the customers.

Depends on how much of an impact it is.

Serious bump = Sorry

Slight bump = Oi

We have all dressed chips now too fag.

In all seriousness though, it depends on what part of the country you're in.

In the North (more specifically New England in general), they probably will tell you it's your fault, in the south they'll apologize but they'll get real pissed if you don't apologize back or honor their apology in some way, honor culture still lives down here, we just don't have duels anymore.

Love you dad.

Capitalism at it's finest. Customers have options so we can't piss them off.

>answered by an American
They're more liberal, and I've heard they have higher taxes. I honestly don't know - I've never really thought about it

>answered by a Canadian
*long winded, incoherent rant about how much better Canada is than the United States*

Canadians are cucked beyond repair

M&Ms?

There is no country more similar to the US than Canada, there is no country more similar to Canada than the US.

Canadians have a bit of French and UK influence. Canadians speak French as a second language, Americans Spanish.

Canada was held together by a big government spending project the Canadian Pacific Railway that was essential for the nation to hold together, it was still doing mass exports to the UK long after the US stopped, it largely achieved its foreign policy goals exclusively by using diplomacy with other often larger nations and only sometimes additionally by using force, and the somewhat rougher Canadian climate promoted more leftist policy than the more bountiful American climate.

Canadians tend to be less religious, although really the Americans near the Canadian border aren't too religious either. Probably the most notable personality trait among Canadians is being non-confrontational. This isn't to say Canadians are inherently less dickish, it's that a Canadian dick will be more passive-agressive.

I really think the best way to sum it up is that Americans and Canadians are mostly the same, except Americans were the type to separate from the UK at the barrel of a gun, and Canadians the type to separate at a stroke of a pen.

Basically America falls into four cultures. >West
See: Seattle
Extreme liberal, SJW like crazy.
>South
Conservative very friendly
See:Charleston
>North east
Rude, Liberal
See:New York
>Midwest
Weird conservative nice straight laced
See:corn fields

>Canadians have a bit of French and UK influence. Canadians speak French as a second language, Americans Spanish

Unless you live in Louisiana

I like how that map makes the look US bigger then it actually is

When you meet Canadians they will always make sure you know they are Canadian.

>American public school system

That is a pretty fair assessment..
>except Americans were the type to separate from the UK at the barrel of a gun, and Canadians the type to separate at a stroke of a pen.
Yet the queen still owns all the land that is Canada..

this

"""FREE""" 3rd world health care at the low price of youre paycheck being cut in half every month

America has a history bland culture. Canada does not.

>a bunch of un-farmable frozen land
I've driven all over Canada, the vast majority of it seems like it would be great for farming. Also like 99% of Canada isn't frozen for 6 months of the year

The difference is the Canadian retards die in the snow as opposed to live and breed. This is why less stupid things happen in Canada

>free health care
>free

O-oh yeah? W-well youre a leaf, heh