ITT: Characters that are unfortunately you

ITT: Characters that are unfortunately you

Pic related; slightly feminine, heavy drinker, bad timing

You're a spooky ghost?

You're a gay ghost?

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Milquetoast spineless wimp who thinks he's better than he really is. Also cheats on his fiancé

Sorry Deloris

Who is that? Google image search turns up nothing

Sherman Davies from Box Office Poison

LITERALLY ME

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Do you also torture small animals behind the shed?

friendly but total fucking loser, will manage to survive using people skills and adapts quickly

>slightly

In the opposite, I'm glad to be you.

Literally me

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A combination of these two. Any way you slice, I'm sure you won't be wrong.

Every black person on Sup Forums

Good at baseball while younger then getting fat, slow, and morphing into one caricature into another?

Replace actual muscles with occasional retard strength and this is unfortunately me.

Thanks, user

Nope. I'm more like pic related... Unfortunately.

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